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to continue monster jam chat, just learned that Bigfoot left the circuit in the nineties due to licensing issues. dang how the mighty have fallen
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Lurkman posted:Be aware it's traditional to go to a monster truck show on a Sunday Sunday Sunday. 
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darkwasthenight posted:Farmers are unkillable unless its a tractor roll or a heart attack. Farmers are invincible because the ones who weren't died or got maimed as farmhands when they were like twelve
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Farming is like The Nameless Ones tomb, and automatically eliminates anyone who isn't immortal
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There is a potentially apocryphal family story on my dad's side about how there was a bull on the farm that would get loose during the day while the men were in the fields and chase great-grandma back into the house. One day she got so fed up with being stuck by the aggressive bull and not being able to work outside the house all day that she took granddad's baseball bat and, from her vantage point up on the porch, brought it down directly in the center of the bull's skull and killed it. Great granddad was pissed because livestock were very expensive. Of course she was a tiny wiry old lady who kept cigars rolled up in her apron that she smoked when the men weren't around. Etc. Etc.
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I'm not sure the strongest man in the world could kill a bull by smashing it over the head with a baseball bat, let alone simply dropping a bat from 10 feet up on to it's skull.
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I've seen a bull run head first into an anvil. A goddamn anvil the bullfighter was hiding behind the red cape, and the bull was stunned but otherwise fine. Anyway, I got a date with the bullfighters hot sister tonight, so I got to get ready for that as soon as I catch this loving rabbit.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'm not sure the strongest man in the world could kill a bull by smashing it over the head with a baseball bat, let alone simply dropping a bat from 10 feet up on to it's skull. The story was that she smashed it in the head with the bat though so I don’t know where the dropping part of this post came from John Wick of Dogs posted:I've seen a bull run head first into an anvil. A goddamn anvil the bullfighter was hiding behind the red cape, and the bull was stunned but otherwise fine. I’ve been meaning to ask, where do you get all that ammo you’re constantly firing off
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Entellus killed a bull with a cestus.  Heres content for the thread. 
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One would think pants a good idea for this sort of job but you'd be wrong
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Milo and POTUS posted:One would think pants a good idea for this sort of job but you'd be wrong But it's grey toga season.
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Oldsrocket_27 posted:she was a tiny wiry old lady who kept cigars rolled up in her apron that she smoked when the men weren't around Badass
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Milo and POTUS posted:One would think pants a good idea for this sort of job but you'd be wrong One would never think pants a good idea for anything
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Sledgehammers have been used to slaughter cattle even if its not that common anymore. I could accept someone getting a (un)lucky shot with a bat. Its not like skulls are uniform.
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Cat Hatter posted:Sledgehammers have been used to slaughter cattle even if its not that common anymore. I could accept someone getting a (un)lucky shot with a bat. Its not like skulls are uniform. Hammers were used in the past to stun cows in order to exsanguinate them, which is what actually killed them.
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Between the ears, just behind the horns, might work. Basically give them an internal decapitation/break spine with edge of skull. It would take a very lucky shot by a very strong granny, though.
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Oldsrocket_27 posted:There is a potentially apocryphal family story on my dad's side about how there was a bull on the farm that would get loose during the day while the men were in the fields and chase great-grandma back into the house. One day she got so fed up with being stuck by the aggressive bull and not being able to work outside the house all day that she took granddad's baseball bat and, from her vantage point up on the porch, brought it down directly in the center of the bull's skull and killed it. Great granddad was pissed because livestock were very expensive. My family has a similar story, but it involved a shotgun and the bull’s nuts. It was much more docile after great great grandma took care of things.
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Y'all got some nasty grannies, god drat
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Strong, independent grannies
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Oh look, the fire is doing ethical consumption under capitalism
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Being an unbiased force of nature, Fire is always an ethical consumer.
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Flame grilled is Burger King's thing. Stay in your lane.
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:Between the ears, just behind the horns, might work. Basically give them an internal decapitation/break spine with edge of skull. It would take a very lucky shot by a very strong granny, though. A very lucky first shot, sure. For all we know she could've been smacking that bull for months before she found the right spot.
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The beacon is lit. The clown calls for aid!
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Jusupov posted:The beacon is lit. The clown calls for aid! WE RIDE FOR CLOWNDOR! 
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Jusupov posted:The beacon is lit. The clown calls for aid! Where was Ronald when the Taco Bell fell?
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The signs are here! The Flamin' Hot McChicken is back on the menu!
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lol that's not how you ride a bike idiot
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Must be nice to live in your idyllic mountain paradise, clown. Why don't you go ride a bike about it, moran.
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https://i.imgur.com/mqmh7FK.mp4 This might not impress you, but I am pretty inaccurate at most things
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freeedr posted:https://i.imgur.com/mqmh7FK.mp4 As someone who is dragged into playing stump a few times a year, I'm very impressed.
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Anyone hammering nails in flip flops obviously knows their poo poo.
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Why did he whiff on one then!?
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because he only had the one plank for the one take and decided gently caress it
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It shows that this isn't one of those trick shots where you know they filmed a billion takes and you are seeing the one that hit home perfectly. Him just trucking on after missing makes me respect him more.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:showing your vulnerability is badass It's more or less how Claire Saffitz gained notoriety on Bob Appetite's Test Kitchen. Watching her fail several times before nailing a recipe is what endeared her to YouTube viewers.
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