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downhill skiing is like dreaming in real life
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 07:09 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:25 |
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I only ski uphill.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 07:16 |
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If you ski downhill long enough, you'll eventually either run out of snow or reach sea level. Then you're in trouble.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 13:22 |
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Cross country skiers are freaking DORKS Stay out!!
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 13:24 |
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Push F, idiot
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 13:39 |
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*skies into "The Glade" *dies
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 13:47 |
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all i know about skiiing i learned from this game, things like: i never want to do it, and gently caress this
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 13:59 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:all i know about skiiing i learned from this game, things like: i never want to do it, and gently caress this The yeti just wants you to think it's only a game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L20ovQCIic
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 14:53 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Push F, idiot
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 14:58 |
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look out, nerds, outta my way. I'm shredding on my board here. Nothing comes between me and some radical air on the pipe. Maybe you can go play with that powder over there.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 15:54 |
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Remember that stupid skiing trial last year with Gwenyth?
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 15:55 |
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Grey Cat posted:look out, nerds, outta my way. Pipe laya
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 16:09 |
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I prefer uphill skiing. Gotta get that flanders rear end somehow
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 16:14 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Pipe laya
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 16:18 |
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I used to downhill ski and snowboard, but I am 100% XC now. Saw a bumper sticker a few years ago that said "nobody cares that you tele" which is true lol I just got sick of long lines, high prices. Epic or Vail or whoever a few years back bought the small mountain near me. No more half day tickets, you cant just go in the morning, get some runs in and get home for lunch or afternoon work. Gotta buy a whole day pass and that poo poo is way overpriced for a weekday. gently caress em
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 16:31 |
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Real downhill skiing talk, I haven't skiid in 15 years, had a nasty spill going top speed that almost killed me, was a pretty notsogreat concussion and whiplash that held my head angled for 3 months. My goggles fogged and I fell into a large gap at brundage. I'd probably be willing to skii again but probably nothing exciting and fast like that anymore.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 16:37 |
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prices and crowding have killed all of my enthusiasm for downhill skiing. rolling down hills is the superior option.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 17:11 |
I went skiing aged 20 and it was great, falling doesn't matter, snow's soft. I went again aged 36 and shattered into a thousand tiny pieces.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 17:15 |
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I can't stay away from the moguls and I always die
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 17:16 |
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Me and a buddy are taking ops mom skiing this weekend
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 17:20 |
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Skiing is a euphemism for doing cocaine
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 17:27 |
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comes snowboarding into your thread
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 17:41 |
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bitterandtwisted posted:I went skiing aged 20 and it was great, falling doesn't matter, snow's soft. Planet X posted:I used to downhill ski and snowboard, but I am 100% XC now. Saw a bumper sticker a few years ago that said "nobody cares that you tele" which is true lol I'm about to buy an Epic pass and it's absurd but not as absurd as what a day pass costs at BC where I'll be going.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 17:47 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Skiing is a euphemism for doing cocaine Do you REALIZE the street value of this mountain???!
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 19:07 |
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GONNA HIT ALL THAT FRESH POWDER, U IN?
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 19:24 |
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The only part I like is when you get to take off those torturous boots and eat the shittiest $14 hamburger in those weird cafeterias they all have
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 19:49 |
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I use to ski but stopped as it was too much effort. Not the actual skiing so much as the getting dressed, getting to the mountain, waiting for the chairlifts.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 19:58 |
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Cant wait to take this bad boy down the triple black diamond hill skewering rich whites upon my horn of retribution
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 20:00 |
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I worry about my knees
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 20:00 |
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Planet X posted:I used to downhill ski and snowboard, but I am 100% XC now. Saw a bumper sticker a few years ago that said "nobody cares that you tele" which is true lol our local hill mt washington is pretty good for what it is and doesnt cost a fortune to ski on there is a tiny place called mt kain that i need to check out apparently its just got like an old rear end slow 2 person lift and thats it and you pretty much have to sleep in your car at the bottom of the hill
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 20:16 |
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Cant wait to take this bad boy down the triple black diamond hill skewering rich whites upon my horn of retribution As white trash I just use a plastic garbage can lid.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 23:36 |
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Grey Cat posted:look out, nerds, outta my way.
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# ? Dec 1, 2023 23:59 |
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https://youtu.be/MGhCVifDPws?si=TwWwk0LWec4Wq4Ri Do yourself a favour
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 00:26 |
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Folks wear helmets while skiing now!
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 20:39 |
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Folks should just generally wear more helmets
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 20:49 |
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Didn't some pro skii slalom guy duy after hitting a fence a long time ago? Just bled out on tv or something.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 20:50 |
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Grey Cat posted:Didn't some pro skii slalom guy duy after hitting a fence a long time ago? Just bled out on tv or something. His head exploded after he hit an opponents banana peel and spun into a metal pillar
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 21:20 |
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Grey Cat posted:Didn't some pro skii slalom guy duy after hitting a fence a long time ago? Just bled out on tv or something. I don't know the answer to that, but I personally know 3 (maybe 4, feel like I'm forgetting someone) people who have died while skiing. All great skiers, pushing it too far. No thanks.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 21:23 |
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redshirt posted:Folks wear helmets while skiing now! I'm sad to see the stupid hats (spikes, I had one shaped like a Christmas tree) go but really it makes a lot of sense.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 21:26 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:25 |
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Duck and Cover posted:I'm sad to see the stupid hats (spikes, I had one shaped like a Christmas tree) go but really it makes a lot of sense. I went skiing after twenty years, and when getting rentals they asked me my helmet size, and I was like, "helmet"? Promptly got another concussion.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 21:29 |