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CainFortea posted:Are there turkey carving robots I don't know about? Nah. Just meant you didn't need a knife. Meat was just falling off the bone.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:please take turkey chat to GWS or the horrible food thread I refuse to recognise the sovereignty of Turkey. All hail Greek Anatolia.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 05:20 |
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Air Skwirl posted:So there's multiple news stories of Russian men getting black out drunk and ending up in pipes with no idea how they got there, in different cities in Russia, hundreds of miles apart? Buddy, I don’t think the list of drunk gopniks getting stuck in pipes ends at two. Not even close.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 05:39 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:I refuse to recognise the sovereignty of Turkey. Greater Greater Macedonia
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 05:40 |
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If I got stuck in a foot-wide pipe, I'm pretty certain my psyche would be irreversibly shattered. Maybe getting really drunk and/or living in Russia insulates you from the worst of the soul-damage?
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 05:45 |
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Tree Bucket posted:If I got stuck in a foot-wide pipe, I'm pretty certain my psyche would be irreversibly shattered. Schade's on you for believing anyone in the industrialized world has a soul left.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 05:52 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Maybe getting really drunk and/or living in Russia insulates you from the worst of the soul-damage? This is very much a chicken/egg situation. Except the chicken has been embezzled and sold for a new dacha and the egg never existed, what are you talking about, what egg.
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Trabant posted:This is very much a chicken/egg situation. Except the chicken has been embezzled and sold for a new dacha and the egg never existed, what are you talking about, what egg. And you are the chicken. The egg is your family.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 06:10 |
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Here’s a Russian language source about the St Petersburg pipeman, reads decently in Google translate. LMAO, an engineer they interviewed makes a Shawshank reference in the clip, just saying the situation reminded him of the finale to Shawshank Redemption. The pipe was at the St Pete airport and a lawyer for them says they wanna go after him for the cost of his rescue. Good luck getting blood out of that stone! This dude has some problems beyond just being drunk, the news said he was reported missing days prior by his family and had quit his job, drove out of town and abandoned his car at the train station where he boarded a train for St Pete, the next he’s heard from he’s being sawed out of the pipe. He was also keeping a diary with strange writings. Sounds like undiagnosed schizophrenia to me. For clarity wrt Google translate, when it says he’s wanted, it more means sought. He was a missing person, not a wanted criminal.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 06:15 |
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darkwasthenight posted:Russia has 140 million people. If somebody told you it happened twice to the same guy in Florida we'd all just nod thoughtfully Where's that report of a Chinese man crawling naked into a drain pipe and peeping at underskirts through the grate
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 06:46 |
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Did they ever find out if his real name is George Santos? I remember hearing something about how he didn't have any big form of id.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 08:21 |
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freeedr posted:Weird that it took so long but also weird that they’re acting like it’s strange for there to be a conman in congress I often think about running for some regularly empty or uncontested city council seat, even though I am grossly unqualified, just to have a few years of stable income. I'll even try to do the job in a way that benefits people who don't have lots of money.* Santos had the same idea, but with no qualms about actively making our country a worse place, as requested by those with the most money to funnel into his anus. *I don't even know if this is even anything a city council person could effect. I seriously have no clue what the city council does.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 08:24 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Did they ever find out if his real name is George Santos? I remember hearing something about how he didn't have any big form of id. Anthony George Santos Devolder. Aka Kitara Revache, when doing drag in Brazil.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 08:47 |
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Oof, it loving sucked when I broke one metatarsal, she looks like she's broken multiple per foot
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 08:48 |
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Nobody Interesting posted:What is going on there Sometimes the next generation of oil rig workers can't hatch on their own and require assistance
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 09:21 |
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Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:So what are you supposed to do if everyone eating Thanksgiving dinner is one or both of the above? To give you a real answer, sous vide will allow you to pasteurize anything, given the correct time/temp. J. Kenji López-Alt is a widely well-regarded authority on this topic, here is his Sous Vide starter guide and here is his Thanksgiving turkey recipe which includes a time/temp pasteurization guide for turkey based on the USDA's recommendations. Oh, and here's the GWS thread about Sous Vide, feel free to post any questions you have there and I or some other nerd will be happy to answer them. GotLag posted:Oof, it loving sucked when I broke one metatarsal, she looks like she's broken multiple per foot That was one of the rare ones that hurts deep down in my soul, but at the same time the comedic timing is perfect.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 09:27 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Here's how I did my turkey. Mr. Nice! posted:This was my bird. So tender you could carve it by hand. The skin was incredible. Lexorin posted:Wet brine in just saltwater (nothing else added will penetrate anyway so gently caress it). De-bone the bird (and keep said bird in one piece) and use them bones for stock/gravy/stuffing. Put your now flat turkey on a tray in the fridge with just the skin exposed, so the skin dries out (Around 24 hours will do, this makes for extra crispy skin). Now herb-butter/oil that skin and cook the bird at 400-ish until it's internal temp is 175 (It's brined, so you need to burn off more water from your already waterlogged bird). Bookmarking turkey cooking tips. 🙏
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Nobody Interesting posted:What is going on there mario try outs
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 10:59 |
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freeedr posted:Weird that it took so long but also weird that they’re acting like it’s strange for there to be a conman in congress Not really, all politicians are deathly afraid of punishing one of their own caste, it sets a dangerous precedent. Next time it might be them.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 11:23 |
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Brawnfire posted:Turns out his toilet was too wide. It's the logical conclusion to that skibidi toilet thing the youth are all about.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 11:29 |
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Oh god I wish it was me
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 11:56 |
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Flush my life into toiltes This is my last piss hole
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 11:56 |
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https://i.imgur.com/0riTzyU.mp4
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 12:15 |
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Hey, I'm flyin' here!
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 12:28 |
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someone threw that bird at his head from off camera
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Bored posted:I often think about running for some regularly empty or uncontested city council seat, even though I am grossly unqualified, just to have a few years of stable income. You're going to be sorely disappointed when you get your first city council check.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 13:26 |
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buh buh buh ooo mow mow buh buh ooo mow mow mow
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 13:34 |
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What sells this is the relatively non plussed reaction. No screaming or stomping, no chasing the bird, just rubbing his head and doing a double take like "well that was loving weird..."
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 14:04 |
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Pigeowned
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Crescent Wrench posted:What sells this is the relatively non plussed reaction. No screaming or stomping, no chasing the bird, just rubbing his head and doing a double take like "well that was loving weird..." Even the pigeon isn't mad. It's like 'wow, too much nog. Sorry buddy' and wanders off in a daze.
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Flint_Paper posted:I'm
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$5 remake of Hitchcock’s “The Birds” is unsatisfactory.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:someone threw that bird at his head from off camera It's possible, but it's equally possible that the bird is sick..... or that it's extremely dumb because it's a pigeon and then is dazed after impact, much like when they bonk into windows.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 17:10 |
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Lol had to write that one out
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Non Compos Mentis posted:someone threw that bird at his head from off camera https://i.imgur.com/22mPe2l.mp4 Checks out
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 21:06 |
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Why is there that sudden edit toward the end? Is there something that came into frame? Something is being intentionally obscured.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 21:09 |
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I think it might be a random security camera and sometimes those will adjust their angle automatically towards motion or something right?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:someone threw that bird at his head from off camera bing-bong https://i.imgur.com/XGuWgiz.mp4
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