Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Guess who else is ancient history?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

WoodrowSkillson posted:

yet the name comes from latin and they knew about making it in the 7th century BCE

Did they? All the 7th century Latin sources I can think of are insanely obscurely expressed votive artifacts that possibly say “you will be accursed if a cow shits here” or something

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


skasion posted:

Did they? All the 7th century Latin sources I can think of are insanely obscurely expressed votive artifacts that possibly say “you will be accursed if a cow shits here” or something

That is a good point. I was wrong, it appears the first mention of soap in a Roman source is Pliny the Elder and he claims it as a Gallic invention. Soap's old enough I think it's reasonable to assume that is not actually the first time a Roman was aware of it, but evidence-wise that's as far back as you can go.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Fuschia tude posted:

It's interesting to note that his son was the famous pharaoh "Tut-ankh-amun", the Living Image of Amun, originally named "Tut-ankh-aten". After the old man ate it (followed by the very brief reigns of his brother and widow), he personally led the restoration of the traditional religion (or, considering he took the throne at age nine, was forced to for political reasons, to quell the societal unrest of the Atenist period), epitomized in his and his wife's own renaming.

As someone who recently binge-listened to the Amarna period episodes of the History of Egypt podcast, I have to point out that we don't actually know who Smenkhkare and Neferneferuaten really were, and if/when they actually ruled. That's all due to those later generations who tried really hard to wipe out their traces.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

zoux posted:

If only they had known they are the same thing...

Thanks for the post lab, didn't mean to assign you a term paper lol

lmao it was definitely my pleasure, I was a little embarrassed about how lengthy it ended up being while reading it back over until I realized You know what, they would not have asked were they not at least amenable to the idea of me regurgitating some kind of thing like this in response :lol:

I am really glad everyone liked it lol, it was exciting for me to realize I did actually have a relevant answer for you and was able to provide information to back it up even! Thank you again for inquiring!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Fuschia tude posted:

It's interesting to note that his son was the famous pharaoh "Tut-ankh-amun", the Living Image of Amun, originally named "Tut-ankh-aten". After the old man ate it (followed by the very brief reigns of his brother and widow), he personally led the restoration of the traditional religion (or, considering he took the throne at age nine, was forced to for political reasons, to quell the societal unrest of the Atenist period), epitomized in his and his wife's own renaming.

Zopotantor posted:

As someone who recently binge-listened to the Amarna period episodes of the History of Egypt podcast, I have to point out that we don't actually know who Smenkhkare and Neferneferuaten really were, and if/when they actually ruled. That's all due to those later generations who tried really hard to wipe out their traces.

:hellyeah:

Did your podcast have any interesting bits about his death, Zopotantor? When writing my tl;dr there I realized I did not actually know how Akhenaten died, and then when I Googled to edify myself I discovered that's because nobody knows how Akhenaten died! :buddy: But, I did notice Egypt was being assailed by plagues right around that time, apparently, and it could have been my imagination running with me but "punishing people with plagues" has always been a thing people associate with pissed off Gods. It was a man named Horemheb that is credited with a lot of the restoration of traditional religion while Tutankhamen was king, but it seems like everyone official was pretty unified in the effort. If the country was being smote by plagues, and everyone was positive it was because they had been forced to worship the wrong God for the last twenty years, that probably accounts for a lot of the intensity and dedication behind the Atenism damnatio. Leaving up all the monuments to Aten wasn't just conceptually incorrect and blasphemous, it was also actively blighting them, just look around at this!!!

edit:

Wikipedia posted:

The collapse of Atenism began during Akhenaten's late reign when a major plague spread across the ancient Near East. This pandemic appears to have claimed the lives of numerous royal family members and high-ranking officials, possibly contributing to the decline of Akhenaten's government.
oh yeah. a pandemic? the Gods were pissed.



wait :(

LITERALLY A BIRD fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Dec 1, 2023

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:hellyeah:

Did your podcast have any interesting bits about his death, Zopotantor? When writing my tl;dr there I realized I did not actually know how Akhenaten died, and then when I Googled to edify myself I discovered that's because nobody knows how Akhenaten died! :buddy: But, I did notice Egypt was being assailed by plagues right around that time, apparently, and it could have been my imagination running with me but "punishing people with plagues" has always been a thing people associate with pissed off Gods. It was a man named Horemheb that is credited with a lot of the restoration of traditional religion while Tutankhamen was king, but it seems like everyone official was pretty unified in the effort. If the country was being smote by plagues, and everyone was positive it was because they had been forced to worship the wrong God for the last twenty years, that probably accounts for a lot of the intensity and dedication behind the Atenism damnatio. Leaving up all the monuments to Aten wasn't just conceptually incorrect and blasphemous, it was also actively blighting them, just look around at this!!!

edit:

oh yeah. a pandemic? the Gods were pissed.



wait :(

https://www.egyptianhistorypodcast.com/134-the-death-of-akhenaten

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Thank you for the link! I actually have a very strong preference for obtaining information in non-podcast form, I have a difficult time processing and retaining information in them compared to written information. But there is not a whole lot of written information I have been able to find addressing the items that episode description mentions so I may give it a try this weekend! :)

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Thank you for the link! I actually have a very strong preference for obtaining information in non-podcast form, I have a difficult time processing and retaining information in them compared to written information. But there is not a whole lot of written information I have been able to find addressing the items that episode description mentions so I may give it a try this weekend! :)

If you want something in written form about the death of Akhenaten, the book Amarna Sunset by Aidan Dodson has a lot about that. It's also available online through the Internet Archive: https://ia800701.us.archive.org/7/items/AmarnaSunset/Amarna%20Sunset.pdf

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ahh! Bless you, thank you so much!!!

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Just watch the Opera

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Gaius Marius posted:

Just watch the Opera
Hell yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSn_UAquOfw

I made the trip to NYC last spring to see it in person, it was worth every penny and every moment.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It’s maybe the best opera ever

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

It’s maybe the best opera ever

but this exists

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I actually have a very strong preference for obtaining information in non-podcast form,

New thread title please.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Thank you for the link! I actually have a very strong preference for obtaining information in non-podcast form, I have a difficult time processing and retaining information in them compared to written information. But there is not a whole lot of written information I have been able to find addressing the items that episode description mentions so I may give it a try this weekend! :)

This works pretty well for transcription: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SQV-B83tPU

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I actually have a very strong preference for obtaining information in non-podcast form, I have a difficult time processing and retaining information in them compared to written information.

Okay Homer :hmmyes:

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Gonna go out on a limb and say Homer probably wasn't a fan of writing

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!
I thought the modern scholarship about Homer was that he codified and wrote down an existing oral tradition of poetry to create the Iliad and Odyssey, or that he wasn't actually a person but rather an attribution attached to the codification of said poems. If I've gotten it wrong, that ruins my joke :eng99:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

fwiw it also reminded me of a friendly "OK boomer" and I laughed about that. a good joke :)

ps thank you ulmont!

LITERALLY A BIRD fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Dec 3, 2023

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Kylaer posted:

I thought the modern scholarship about Homer was that he codified and wrote down an existing oral tradition of poetry to create the Iliad and Odyssey, or that he wasn't actually a person but rather an attribution attached to the codification of said poems. If I've gotten it wrong, that ruins my joke :eng99:
Homer was blind.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Homer was the possibly-legendary founder and ancestor of a historical group of rhapsodes called the Homeridae. The name could mean “sons of Homer” or, if you don’t take a name as a proper noun, “sons of the hostages”. They were real and they were probably important in the transmission of the poems, and certainly in their traditional attribution. They could have even been correct that a blind guy called Omeros composed at least some of the poetry we associate with the name today. But antique sources usually do not claim that Homer personally wrote down his poems, and it is rarely even claimed that they were written down from his personal recitation.

The canonical writing-down of the Homeric epics was believed in antiquity to have been done centuries after Homer’s time, for Pisistratus, the 6th-century tyrant of Athens. This may be true. A couple generations ago some scholars argued there was no Iliad or Odyssey as such before Pisistratus’ edition, just a broad overlapping tradition of oral rhapsodies out of which something like our Homer was forged. The issue is that it’s hard to confirm that Pisistratus’ Homer existed, or that it was the same as our received text if it did. The 2nd-century Alexandrian scholar Aristarchus produced a standard text of Iliad and Odyssey which is the definite source of all modern recensions.

Podcasters should begin to use meter and epithet to establish mnemonic dominance over their podcasting competition

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Well there definitely was a legend.

There were some ancient Greeks that distrusted the value of writing compared to just remembering and memorizing the old epic poems, but for some reason there's not really a whole lot we know directly about their perspective.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Sons of Homer gives me oddly Metal Gear vibes.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




skasion posted:

Podcasters should begin to use meter and epithet to establish mnemonic dominance over their podcasting competition

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


skasion posted:



Podcasters should begin to use meter and epithet to establish mnemonic dominance over their podcasting competition

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!

skasion posted:


The canonical writing-down of the Homeric epics was believed in antiquity to have been done centuries after Homer’s time, for Pisistratus, the 6th-century tyrant of Athens. This may be true. A couple generations ago some scholars argued there was no Iliad or Odyssey as such before Pisistratus’ edition, just a broad overlapping tradition of oral rhapsodies out of which something like our Homer was forged.

Much appreciated for the detailed reply. This part is what I had the false belief that Homer was involved in, whoops.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Sons of Homer gives me oddly Metal Gear vibes.

:regd13:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Metal... gear?

On that note, I find it pretty fun that Archimedes is pretty much one of the first examples of a super-scientist in ancient storytelling. Not even necessarily treated as unsympathetic, with things like being imprisoned in a labyrinth he designed countered by him finding his way out easily because he already knows the layout, and developing the wings to escape which work for him but not for Icarus because of logical (for the story) physical flaws.

Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Dec 3, 2023

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
daedalus

archimedes was a real dude

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

daedalus

archimedes was a real dude

A dude that got screwed

nrook
Jun 25, 2009

Just let yourself become a worthless person!
I had a math teacher in high school who used to say the only impact the Romans had on mathematics was killing Archimedes.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




and to this day, if you visit his homeland of big greek place, you can stand in the ruins of eureeka’s castle and contemplate all of the incredible bathing he did

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

bob dobbs is dead posted:

daedalus

archimedes was a real dude

Have you ever seen them both in a room at the same time?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Daedalus, gently caress. Though wasn't Archimedes the one who supposedly made the Bond villain superweapon with the bronze mirror?

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Daedalus, gently caress. Though wasn't Archimedes the one who supposedly made the Bond villain superweapon with the bronze mirror?

And a crane that loving lifted whole ships out the loving water.

The mirror thing probably wasn't real though.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!
I remember reading an article about the ship-killer crane and the conclusion that writer came to was that it wasn't plausible to build a crane that could lift a whole ship clear of the water, but it was absolutely possible to tip a ship far enough that the opposite side would go underwater and sink it, given the way Greek warships were built. So the crane was probably a real thing that got exaggerated, rather than a fantasy like the mirror heat ray.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

zoux posted:

I don't know if this is the case with that specific era, but there are a lot of art styles that we look at now as "bad" but there were clear cultural contexts and reasons for these depictions. Like new kingdom Egyptian art, it looks rudimentary and primitive, but ancient Egyptians had a rigid set of rules about proportions and aspective view. Then you look at the Amarna style created during and right after Akhenaten's reign and it's more stylized and dynamic and, to the modern eye, just looks better. But art criticism is eternal and all that art (and Akhenaten's reign) got damnato memoriaed by subsequent pharaohs almost immediately after he died. (This post has not been fact checked by LaB who knows about all this stuff way better than me and would love to see her elaborate on the transition into and back from the Amarna style, and Egyptian artistic conventions in general)

There's a big difference between especially late Roman art (look at some of those Egyptian mummies, or something like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_mosaic#/media/File:05-Mosaico_del_Oecus._Aquiles_en_Skyros_alta.jpg ) and mediaeval art where the former looks a lot more natural to us, with normal looking perspective etc (and more similar to something you'd see in the Renaissance). That's not because they all forgot how to paint in the middle ages though, it was very much a stylistic thing.

Edit: these mummies - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_mummy_portraits - not like King Tut.

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Dec 4, 2023

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The mythbusters set up the mirror test and found it plausible, though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mr. Nice! posted:

The mythbusters set up the mirror test and found it plausible, though.

Rigging from ancient ships was full of pretty flammable material. Wouldn’t take terribly much set it on fire.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

feedmegin posted:

There's a big difference between especially late Roman art (look at some of those Egyptian mummies, or something like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_mosaic#/media/File:05-Mosaico_del_Oecus._Aquiles_en_Skyros_alta.jpg ) and mediaeval art where the former looks a lot more natural to us, with normal looking perspective etc (and more similar to something you'd see in the Renaissance). That's not because they all forgot how to paint in the middle ages though, it was very much a stylistic thing.

Edit: these mummies - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_mummy_portraits - not like King Tut.

Lol I was about to reply with a link to the Fayum mummy portraits (because I didn't know that's what those particular portraits were called) because that was one of my watershed "oh the people in the past weren't stupid troglodytes" realizations.

I mean really the output of classical sculptors should put lie to the belief that the ancient classic artists were less skilled than today.


Re: Homer

Much like the once revered name of Nimrod took on a different connotation thanks to Bugs Bunny, when did Homer go from "famous poet" to "dipshit"? Before the Simpsons right, it's always been considered a hick name, as far as I can remember

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply