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TotalLossBrain posted:I propose a based, Cybertruck-centered reboot of the Herbie series Cybertruck can't pull a fraction of Herbie's charm
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redshirt posted:Cybertruck can't pull a fraction of Herbie's charm No but it can crush him like a bug.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:No but it can crush him like a bug. I doubt that very much. Meep Meep.
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zero new cases of love bug by the end of april
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Less Is Definitely posted:Linda Yaccarino sent a memo to employees on Thursday about Elon Musk’s recent unhinged interview in which he lashed out and told advertisers to go gently caress themselves. (via CNBC) quote:We’re at one of the most maverick companies in the world and we get to do things that have never been done before. X sits in a one-of-a-kind constellation of companies that are changing the world – from helping to conserve the planet through Tesla’s electric vehicles, to exploring new planets with SpaceX, to the seamless global connectivity of Starlink, to the potential of transforming lives with Neuralink, to responsibly reimagining the benefits of AGI through xAI. Maverick Companies known for - turning a popular social media platform into a Nazi Factory, firing all the women and only retaining employees dependent on H1-B visas - blowing up/crushing/poisoning everyone working on or living near their spaceships, marooning and killing a bunch of people assuming they ever get a crew off the planet - accelerating the likelyhood of Kessler Syndrome by throwing a bunch of trash into space. use that service to aid despots. - unleashing untested death machines on public roads, built in factories where safety briefings have been replaced with beatings and constant screaming of the n-word - torturing and killing a bunch of monkeys for another k-hole fantasy that will never materialize
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add it to the list https://elonmusk.today/ e: lol 
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Dec 3, 2023 00:35
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he lies for fun!
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Dec 3, 2023 00:39
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and people still believe him! in 2023! Unbelievable!
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Dec 3, 2023 00:40
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Trying to imagine Musk as an even more deranged Willy Wonka
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redshirt posted:I just realized with the Delorean talk, what movie does the Cybertruck first show up in? Ready Player Two
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I bet he's jealous that Notch bought the stale candy mansion
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Kit Walker posted:He did go to Zuck’s house when he knew Zuck wasn’t there and called him a coward for not answering the door, too that was a lie too i'm pretty sure, a super blatent one too as i think he was in a different part of the country when claiming to be outside zucks house. just insane stuff.
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I'm not even sure those are lies; he's like a hyperactive eight year old, just with a billions dollar budget and an inexplicable reputation as a "genius".
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TotalLossBrain posted:I propose a based, Cybertruck-centered reboot of the Herbie series https://twitter.com/DisneyPrimePlus/status/1391048147099598850?s=20
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Less Is Definitely posted:For real. Twitter logos and mentions still all over the site. The rebrand was haphazard and it looks like they just gave up midway through. It would be embarrassing for any professional company. during that embarrassment of an interview the other day even Elon himself still referred to it as Twitter. Which is honestly an underrated bit of comedy to me
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FlamingLiberal posted:Trying to imagine Musk as an even more deranged Willy Wonka Well his passion in life is to kill children
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The Wonka Factory at least followed some OSHA regulations. It also punished spoiled rich assholes
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TotalLossBrain posted:I propose a based, Cybertruck-centered reboot of the Herbie series Christine (1983), but it's a Cybertruck. It turns out Elon is remotely hijacking them to run over people who called him "cis" or "boring"
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3D Megadoodoo posted:You mean a house? Yah
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FlamingLiberal posted:Trying to imagine Musk as an even more deranged Willy Wonka More like Willy Woke-a
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KNIGHTCyber- bring the Hoff back in a Cybertruck
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this means we're close to the end now.
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thathonkey posted:also i finally got to see how you open the door from the outside with the windows up. and boy it does not disappoint. All teslas are like this and it's a problem they never addressed
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Azhais posted:You're fine, it's your kids Marty! Somethings got to be done about their pronouns! "When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious *slurs*"
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thin blue whine posted:this means we're close to the end now. 100% he's gonna use that humping dog that vomits gif in the opening and he'll find it loving hilarious. Every. Single. Time.
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One thing I like about Elon Musk is there's a chance he is going to give himself a Budd Dwyer ending on his own site.
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MasterSitsu posted:One thing I like about Elon Musk is there's a chance he is going to give himself a Budd Dwyer ending on his own site.
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Gaming Garbage.
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thin blue whine posted:this means we're close to the end now. bully him into eating a sausage on stream to set the prophecy in motion
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Dec 3, 2023 02:26
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How much Gold belly cookies has he been eating?
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gently caress this is unintentionally on his part pretty funny
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Dec 3, 2023 02:54
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tfw you bought a $44 billion lesson
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Hot dog
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No wonder he's so stupid
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Herstory Begins Now posted:tfw you bought a $44 billion lesson 44 Billion dollar shitposting account
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