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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

Sancho Banana posted:

Oh, don't worry, they pay somebody else to stand guard for them while they jack off.

https://mako.co.il/news-military/security-q1_2015/Article-54094d66a3acb41004.htm

"'Everybody earns'. The military hasn't been intervening for years: Guard shifts for money in bases"

If they don't care about something as basic and essential as this, then no loving wonder the IOF has no discipline whatsoever. Calling the IDF a "summer camp" is inaccurate. Camp counselors are more disciplinary than this.

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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Al-Saqr posted:

Britain Declares war on Palestine, Arabs and Islam:-


Britain intends to fly surveillance planes whose mission is to locate Israeli detainees at Gaza

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1731244384568684937?s=20

Israel going back to bombing schools because they're losing the war:-

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1731229437755052170?s=20

Seems a bit weaksauce. Did they run out of SBS in ill-fated jaunts in Ukraine?

Lin-Manuel Turtle
Jul 12, 2023

I said come in! posted:

Also zero consequences. Even American soldiers in Iraq faced legal / jail sentences for murdering civilians.

*

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

I said come in! posted:

Also zero consequences. Even American soldiers in Iraq faced legal / jail sentences for murdering civilians.

lol

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I assume they mean insofar as someone occasionally got scapegoated whenever people remembered that hosed up poo poo was happening. I don't believe for a second that anyone in the IDF has ever faced even that much for inflicting war crimes upon Gaza

they literally created and okayed a loving doctrine around performing as many war crimes as humanly possible against civilians

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Sancho Banana posted:

Oh, don't worry, they pay somebody else to stand guard for them while they jack off.

https://mako.co.il/news-military/security-q1_2015/Article-54094d66a3acb41004.htm

"'Everybody earns'. The military hasn't been intervening for years: Guard shifts for money in bases"

lmfao it really is a cumtown bit

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Al-Saqr posted:

Britain Declares war on Palestine, Arabs and Islam:-


Britain intends to fly surveillance planes whose mission is to locate Israeli detainees at Gaza

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1731244384568684937?s=20

ok someone better shoot down these planes so the degenerates of pedophile island learn they're not a great power any more

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
That drone video is one of the most hosed up bitchmade things I’ve ever seen, all these psychotic cop assholes can do is kill civilians outside of visual range, with any luck Hamas will delete more of these monsters tomorrow

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Al-Saqr posted:

Israeli Defense Minister: Recovering 110 of the kidnapped is an achievement that no army in the world has achieved


https://twitter.com/AJArabic/status/1731008957139890569?s=20

did he make the accordion hands gesture like trump as he said it? lol

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Sancho Banana posted:

Oh, don't worry, they pay somebody else to stand guard for them while they jack off.

https://mako.co.il/news-military/security-q1_2015/Article-54094d66a3acb41004.htm

"'Everybody earns'. The military hasn't been intervening for years: Guard shifts for money in bases"

It’s every day with this poo poo. The IDF suffers some shocking calamity that could never happen to anybody else, and the reason is always “oh yeah they stopped doing the thing that prevents that years ago because they didn’t like it, so not doing that became (un?)official doctrine”

I was never in any military, but it’s my understanding that they generally make you do stuff even if you don’t want to. It’s like the graduating class of an experimental unschooling school all went and became an army, nobody ever learned anything and they’re used to not being made to do stuff and so nothing actually happens and nobody sees anything wrong with that. I’m glad they’re amazingly incompetent and I hope they get worse, but still, it’s uncanny to see happening

hey mom its 420
May 12, 2007

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Brock Samson: Whatever you do, Hank, don't record a tiktok dance. A good sniper can see a glowing phone for miles.

Hank Venture: Brock, I want to record a tiktok dance.

Brock Samson: Okay I’m sorry for telling you what to do

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

hmmmm are there any Z's?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
lets not forget our socialist comrades in the PFLP fighting the good fight as well :ussr:

https://twitter.com/aldanmarki/status/1730977696337850482?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Why is only one T revealed?

hey mom its 420
May 12, 2007

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Why is only one T revealed?

that's a good question, looks like someone at CBS hosed up

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

Willa Rogers posted:

Also I'll point out that the poll shows that more millennials approve than disapprove. :wink:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I'd like to solve the puzzle!

Diaph to Isfail!

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Divide and Conquer

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

crepeface posted:

ok someone better shoot down these planes so the degenerates of pedophile island learn they're not a great power any more

There's a distinct lack of anti air weapons on the Palestinian side of this conflict so... :(

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Regarde Aduck posted:

There's a distinct lack of anti air weapons on the Palestinian side of this conflict so... :(

ansarallah shot down a us reaper drone

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
lol the IDF fell for another booby-trapped tunnel:-

========

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/live...?update=6084049

al-qassam: We blew up a tunnel opening in a group of enemy soldiers

The Al-Qassam Brigades announced that they blew up the opening of a tunnel in a group of enemy soldiers east of Beit Lahia after booby-trapping it with explosive devices.

=====


Lebanon border heating up:-

Field developments on the Israeli-Lebanese border

Al Jazeera's correspondent reported that two missiles were fired towards the Israeli Ruwaisat Al-Alam site in the occupied Lebanese Kfar Shuba hills.

He added that sirens are currently sounding in the towns of Dan and Dafna, north of Kiryat Shmona in the Upper Galilee.

The reporter said that 4 missiles were launched from southern Lebanon towards the Galilee finger area.

Six missiles were also fired towards the Israeli barracks of Zabdin and the Ramtha site in the occupied Shebaa Farms and Kfar Shuba Hills, according to the correspondent.

On the other hand, Al Jazeera's correspondent reported that Israeli artillery shelling is currently targeting the vicinity of Lebanese towns adjacent to Shebaa Farms.

Israeli Channel 12 reported that 4 Israeli soldiers were injured as a result of a missile fired from Lebanon at Kiryat Shmona.

On the other hand, Israeli artillery shelling targeted the areas of Majidiya, Wadi Khansa, and Shanouh in the eastern sector of southern Lebanon.


======

More tanks getting blown up:-

Al-Qassam Brigades: We targeted a Zionist tank and a troop carrier

The Al-Qassam Brigades said that they targeted a Zionist tank and a troop carrier north of the city of Khan Yunis with Al-Yassin shells.

Al-Qassam: We targeted a Zionist D9 bulldozer

The Al-Qassam Brigades announced that it targeted a Zionist D9 bulldozer with a Tandom shell north of the city of Khan Yunis.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!

Real Mean Queen posted:

It’s every day with this poo poo. The IDF suffers some shocking calamity that could never happen to anybody else, and the reason is always “oh yeah they stopped doing the thing that prevents that years ago because they didn’t like it, so not doing that became (un?)official doctrine”

I was never in any military, but it’s my understanding that they generally make you do stuff even if you don’t want to. It’s like the graduating class of an experimental unschooling school all went and became an army, nobody ever learned anything and they’re used to not being made to do stuff and so nothing actually happens and nobody sees anything wrong with that. I’m glad they’re amazingly incompetent and I hope they get worse, but still, it’s uncanny to see happening

They watered down the idea of universal conscription until they completely forgot the actual point of it, and now they get all of the downsides with none of the upsides.

Real Mean Queen posted:

Brock Samson: Whatever you do, Hank, don't record a tiktok dance. A good sniper can see a glowing phone for miles.

Hank Venture: Brock, I want to record a tiktok dance.

Brock Samson: Okay I’m sorry for telling you what to do

Hey, they know the boys have backup clones.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
There is always shadiness with geopolitics, and that includes this conflict. So the Russians just sent Su-35s to Iran, but at the same time, were actually working with the UAE to produce the SU-75 (the "Checkmate") at the same time.

In addition, the Saudis are slowly working closer with the Iranians, but also clearly have been looking the other way on Gaza. Hezbollah supposedly has got Russian weapons, while the Saudis have been soft on more cuts from OPEC+.

Obviously the UAE and the Saudis are more US aligned but at the same time they have worked against US interest as well. Their interests in this conflict may not be what necessarily what the US wants, but they want themselves, they don't want Hamas to win because they know that that a Hamas victory isn't going to be good for them in the long run and a real issue with their legitimacy.

The Iranians don't care but are trying to avoid an outright war with the United States, while the Russians are looking for opportunities and sense Israel is a weakning regional power.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
somebody needs to throw a blanket on one of these drones and take it down to the cyberbunker for reprogramming

or like put a fuckin grenade on it and let it go back by itself or some poo poo, drat

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Al-Saqr posted:

Britain Declares war on Palestine, Arabs and Islam:-


Britain intends to fly surveillance planes whose mission is to locate Israeli detainees at Gaza

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1731244384568684937?s=20

Israel going back to bombing schools because they're losing the war:-

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1731229437755052170?s=20

Cool, another reason to be ashamed of my rainy fascist island a

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i was gonna say "huh huh can't be rocket surgery" maybe it literally is

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Al-Saqr posted:

lets not forget our socialist comrades in the PFLP fighting the good fight as well :ussr:

https://twitter.com/aldanmarki/status/1730977696337850482?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

They have frogmen? Sick

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

zetamind2000 posted:

I can't think of a recent conflict american conflict where the army lost a platoon in the span of a few minutes

hamas are doing world war two numbers

depending on how loosely you want to define “American conflict” and “army”: the Reddit merc brigade getting obliterated by a missile in Ukraine

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/revolutionaryem/status/1731174106639241495

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/WarMonitors/status/1731273568263016666

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

lol they're even saying the speech in Hebrew.

Also the flag bearer has a grenade launcher.

It's pretty incredible how Hamas and Hezbollah and hell event he houthis have completely nailed the media and propaganda war. Israel has the U.S. behind it and cant even produce a single convincing propaganda piece.

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 13:44 on Dec 3, 2023

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Ghost Leviathan posted:

They watered down the idea of universal conscription until they completely forgot the actual point of it, and now they get all of the downsides with none of the upsides.

That’s what makes the most sense, combined with the idea that they did this a good while back. This reads like High School 2. You’re expected to show up, but all the teachers had to show up relatively recently and they hated it too, so they’re cool about it. They figure the career people will stick around like they did, and everybody else is whatever

Then some war poo poo happens and they’re like “oh right this was war high school, that’s sick though because everybody went here, we got this” and it turns out nobody at war high school knows anything because it’s been “thank you for showing up and watching this orientation video, colonel” for long enough that there’s no way to come back

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

how is this different? are these back and forth shelling like always or actual infantry fighting?

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

the weakness the US has shown over the last few years I'm sure has made more US allies want to hedge their bets. Though I'm still surprised at the growing ties between Iran and KSA. I had thought antagonism with Iran was fairly well embedded in the KSA and then suddenly China makes peace between them. Doesn't that remove a reason for the KSA to make nice with Israel? I know the US wants all their allies friendly with Israel, but I had assumed that mutual antagonism with Iran was another selling point.

Hopefully there's some path to getting the KSA the gently caress out of the way of Ansar Allah.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Cool, another reason to be ashamed of my rainy fascist island a

Lol at just having to get involved in this travesty

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Cool, another reason to be ashamed of my rainy fascist island a

SINK THE ISLES

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Regarde Aduck posted:

There's a distinct lack of anti air weapons on the Palestinian side of this conflict so... :(

didn't Russia just sell Iran and Syria some s300s or something? c'mon, just sneak some into Lebanon.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Give the Palestinian resistance company of battlemechs.

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Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.



I’m not convinced you could get that many IDF boy generals to sit still for that long and then do something on command

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