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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






You could probably shoot a guy from the sidelines and not be banned for life, people itt are insane

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


lol at the eagles having a random fat idiot on their sidelines starting poo poo and derailing a game. on brand

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Hey Brown. Your opponent has 1 linebacker left alive maybe RUN THE loving BALL

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


haljordan posted:

You could probably shoot a guy from the sidelines and not be banned for life, people itt are insane

it's fine that people don't like the eagles but the level of hate is seriously incredible sometimes lmao

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

biceps crimes posted:

lol at the eagles having a random fat idiot on their sidelines starting poo poo and derailing a game. on brand

Got it warm up for Santa days

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish

biceps crimes posted:

lol at the eagles having a random fat idiot on their sidelines starting poo poo and derailing a game. on brand

it was more on brand to cheer loudly for him as he fatly exited the game

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the eagles are trash

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


triple sulk posted:

the eagles are trash

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

BlindSite posted:

Hey Brown. Your opponent has 1 linebacker left alive maybe RUN THE loving BALL

He seems to have gotten the message.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
LMAO Eagles.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Holy poo poo Deebo

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Jesus Christ bradberry

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
DEEBO

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Eagle are done without fat sideline guy

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Danny LaFever posted:

Apparently the head of security's job is to get in the face of the opposition on the field of play?

Amusingly enough, I'd be firing the head of security if they weren't in the face of my opposition in almost every other scenario outside of professional sports.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mother loving Deebo Samuel

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
jesus christ, deebo is unfair

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Deeeeeeeeebo

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Deebo Samuel you beautiful bastard

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
lmao That would've been a great momentum boost for the Eagles if their defense wasn't such garbage

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
DEEEEBO

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

daaaaamn!

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Niners, friends.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lmao: so much for Eagles momentum.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Deebo rules

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

feels like there’s gonna be more blood soon

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Eagles inability to acquire anyone who can play linebacker coming back to bite them in this game

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Tayter Swift posted:

Niners, friends.

:hfive:

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
DEEBO

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
isn't there a fat idiot on the sideline who can start poo poo with deebo

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
How embarrassing for the eagles.

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish



MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Give me Ravens 9ers Superbowl, or at least 9ers - Lions NFC game, I'm officially out on the Eagles

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

aBagorn posted:

then why isn't it automatic for literally any team that isn't the eagles?

"They should ban the tush push."

"Why?"

"It's ugly, it doesn't look like football."

"You can't just ban a play based on perceived aesthetics.""

"Come on, they do it on every short yardage down, it always works, there's no drama."

"If the defense knows it's coming, it's their job to stop it. The job of the offense is to run the plays that work."

"Well it's worse than that. It's a broken play. It's automatic."

"If it's a broken play, why aren't the other 31 teams running it into the ground too?"

(impotent stammering, spittle dribbling from pursed lips)

Every. loving. Week.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Looks like he's in. What a play for Deebz

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Elephanthead posted:

Eagle are done without fat sideline guy

I can't believe that a Philly team only has one belligerent fat guy on staff.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Elephanthead posted:

Eagle are done without fat sideline guy

Eagles D don't feel safe anymore without their big security guy.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Deebo is ridiculous.

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


eagles are trash, their head of security is a fat idiot, and their butthole eyes coach sucks rear end

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