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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

LMAO, refs

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:32

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 14:23

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

just stay down bryce

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:32

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

For gently caress's sake :ughh:

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:32

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

The are Panthers averaging more than 10 yards to go on 3rd down. Remarkable

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:32

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Crescent Wrench posted:

"They should ban the tush push."

"Why?"

"It's ugly, it doesn't look like football."

"You can't just ban a play based on perceived aesthetics.""

"Come on, they do it on every short yardage down, it always works, there's no drama."

"If the defense knows it's coming, it's their job to stop it. The job of the offense is to run the plays that work."

"Well it's worse than that. It's a broken play. It's automatic."

"If it's a broken play, why aren't the other 31 teams running it into the ground too?"

(impotent stammering, spittle dribbling from pursed lips)

Every. loving. Week.

I don't like it and that's good enough for me

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:32

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

Chillmatic posted:

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:32

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

The tush push actually looks a lot like football though

In fact it looks more like classic football than most plays which are called today

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:32

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

MakaVillian posted:

Mother loving Deebo Samuel

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeboooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

When's the last time he had two TDs in a game?

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:33

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Deebo has the Kelly cartoon :sickos:

smile

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:33

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

that's that Matt Patricia influence on the defense :c00l

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:33

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

TheKingslayer posted:

Deebo is ridiculous.

I love the RB build with WR skills archetype, it's so good

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:33

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I'm starting to think the 49'ers would've made the Super Bowl last year if Purdy didn't get hurt in the NFCCG.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:33

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Crescent Wrench posted:

"They should ban the tush push."

"Why?"

"It's ugly, it doesn't look like football."

"You can't just ban a play based on perceived aesthetics.""

"Come on, they do it on every short yardage down, it always works, there's no drama."

"If the defense knows it's coming, it's their job to stop it. The job of the offense is to run the plays that work."

"Well it's worse than that. It's a broken play. It's automatic."

"If it's a broken play, why aren't the other 31 teams running it into the ground too?"

(impotent stammering, spittle dribbling from pursed lips)

Every. loving. Week.

drat you owned people who don't like the play with logic. Shame it's going to get banned this offseason anyway

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:33

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

xbilkis posted:

drat you owned people who don't like the play with logic. Shame it's going to get banned this offseason anyway

Why would it be banned? I'm not really up to speed on this poo poo

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:33

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

indigi posted:

that's that Matt Patricia influence on the defense :c00l

oh jeez no wonder the eagles D is playing badly

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:33

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

YOU SUCK DAMIAN

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Wow the Eagles keep in starting poo poo after plays. The NFL should probably suspend them all for next week.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

whelp. wirfs is limping off

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Toaster Beef posted:

absolutely insane that any sideline worker, even the head of security, was able to get up in a player's poo poo like that � and make contact with the player � without immediately being shown the loving door. it's good he got booted, but it shouldn't have been an afterthought.

and that niner very clearly wasn't trying to actually punch the guy. if he wanted to punch the guy, the guy would've been punched. his head isn't tiny. so it sucks he ended up making contact, but regardless of intent he can't be doing that poo poo either and needed to go. these things need to be zero tolerance both ways, because you can't sit there and say "well he only grazed that sideline worker's face, so it's fine"

I agree with most of this but I at least hope Greenlaw doesn't get fined

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Play posted:

The tush push actually looks a lot like football though

In fact it looks more like classic football than most plays which are called today

Correct.

Its also, absolutely not, a 'rugby play' as some lesser commentators will have you believe.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Intruder posted:

oh jeez no wonder the eagles D is playing badly

the Eagles actually hired that rapist?

that's hosed up. I kinda like the eagles but I really don't like that

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Panthers defense starting to show some fatigue.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Just turned on games and :lol:

eagles

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

nikosoft: Dec 17, 2011; ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse; College Slice

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm starting to think the 49'ers would've made the Super Bowl last year if Purdy didn't get hurt in the NFCCG.

The Eagles were really good last year, so maybe not, but the NFCCG would have obviously been more competitive

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:34

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

What the hell was that scream, a pig getting its balls cut off?

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:35

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Wow the Eagles keep in starting poo poo after plays. The NFL should probably suspend them all for next week.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:35

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

FizFashizzle posted:

whelp. wirfs is limping off

today has gone from bad to wirfs

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:35

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Play posted:

the Eagles actually hired that rapist?

that's hosed up. I kinda like the eagles but I really don't like that

yeah it turned me into a cowboys fan

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:35

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

This game lol gently caress yes

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:35

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

lol that fan screaming

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:35

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

rjmccall posted:

lol that fan screaming

YOU SUCK WOOOOOO

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:35

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Wow the Eagles keep in starting poo poo after plays. The NFL should probably suspend them all for next week.

To be on the safe side, I say that both the Eagles and whoever they play next week on 12/10 are given a loss in the standings and have draft picks taken away.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:35