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TIP posted:this thread is the real couch to 5k more like couch to 3k amirite
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Dec 4, 2023 03:49
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Are...are we ready for three thousand and one pages? 
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Dec 4, 2023 03:52
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Escape From Noise posted:Are...are we ready for three thousand and one pages? Yes, yes we are.
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Dec 4, 2023 04:00
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I'm not
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Dec 4, 2023 04:05
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Dixville posted:I'm not Yes you are 
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Dec 4, 2023 04:22
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3001: a page odyssey
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Dec 4, 2023 04:26
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hulu keeps forcing me to watch a trailer for "faraway downs" it's just that baz luhrman flop australia from a million years ago reedited and extended into a mini series why whyyyyyyyyyyy I really don't think that movie's problem was being too short
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Dec 4, 2023 05:02
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On my way to the import store so I can buy more steel cut oats for breakfast and continue to be a Toilet Champ.
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Dec 4, 2023 05:15
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TIP posted:hulu keeps forcing me to watch a trailer for "faraway downs" Oh good, I'm not crazy for wondering why both exist.
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Dec 4, 2023 07:30
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Ah, nothing like a covid vaccine to start a Monday morning. Some of the previous vaccines knocked me out for a day or two, but I can't offhand remember which make that was - this one was Pfizer. We'll see, I guess.
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Dec 4, 2023 10:06
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Computer viking posted:Ah, nothing like a covid vaccine to start a Monday morning. Some of the previous vaccines knocked me out for a day or two, but I can't offhand remember which make that was - this one was Pfizer. We'll see, I guess.  to your arm functionality for the next few days also someone come make me coffee, it's very unfair that i have to do it myself 
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Dec 4, 2023 10:50
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I found out my workplace has a side with an online store. It only sells two bottled beers, one of which is past its sell by date. No kegs though. Hm. Wonder why we can't make outside sales.
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Dec 4, 2023 11:47
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Dec 4, 2023 12:22
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Recognized a Japanese adult actress whose pictures were being in someone's Bumble profile maybe a little too quickly.
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Dec 4, 2023 12:50
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TIP posted:hulu keeps forcing me to watch a trailer for "faraway downs" I dont even recall that movie existing and I sure as poo poo dont care they made it into a miniseries. Oh streaming services, why are you all so terrible?
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Dec 4, 2023 13:40
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Computer viking posted:Ah, nothing like a covid vaccine to start a Monday morning. Some of the previous vaccines knocked me out for a day or two, but I can't offhand remember which make that was - this one was Pfizer. We'll see, I guess. Good luck CV, may your sleep be restful and your arm be touchable in the next few days
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Dec 4, 2023 13:41
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Ruby Gloom posted:
A colleague of mine uses delivery services literally every day for morning coffee and coffee beverages. I can only assume she pays 11.7 million freedom dollars every year
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Dec 4, 2023 13:43
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Escape From Noise posted:I found out my workplace has a side with an online store. It only sells two bottled beers, one of which is past its sell by date. No kegs though. Hm. Wonder why we can't make outside sales. Lol your workplace is so dumb
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Dec 4, 2023 13:44
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THAT OTTER IS PERFECT 
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Dec 4, 2023 13:45
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Escape From Noise posted:Recognized a Japanese adult actress whose pictures were being in someone's Bumble profile maybe a little too quickly. So is the actress on Bumble or is someone catfishing or is it an ancillary thing like they are in a picture with someone else?
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Dec 4, 2023 13:47
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:So is the actress on Bumble or is someone catfishing or is it an ancillary thing like they are in a picture with someone else? Catfishing. Probably just pulled pics from her Instagram profile or whatever.
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Dec 4, 2023 13:52
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you never know, might actually be them I've seen porn people on the dating apps before, no one I recognized, just people being like "I do porn so if that's a problem kindly gently caress off"
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Dec 4, 2023 14:07
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Go on a date with the porn lady.
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Dec 4, 2023 14:09
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TIP posted:you never know, might actually be them BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Go on a date with the porn lady. I'll put you in touch if we match.
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Dec 4, 2023 14:10
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I heard that alanis morissette wrote a song about him you otter know
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Dec 4, 2023 14:16
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Lol your workplace is so dumb Tell me about it. Restaurant manager texted me like 20 minutes ago (it's 10:20 pm here). The preview says (like always) "Sorry to contact you so late at night..." but gently caress of I'm even reading that much less responding.
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Dec 4, 2023 14:19
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So we takin' this puppy to 6k? Or maybe even...A MILLION???
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Dec 4, 2023 14:21
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We’re taking this all the way to the top baby! or until we break the forums
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Dec 4, 2023 14:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:We’re taking this all the way to the top baby! So we have to block every user?
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Dec 4, 2023 14:29
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Eventually the weight of this thread will crush the rickety infrastructure of the forums…but when?
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Dec 4, 2023 14:34
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Eventually the weight of this thread will crush the rickety infrastructure of the forums…but when? Either page 42069 or 69420.
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Dec 4, 2023 14:42
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GM fam sorry I disappeared I had a super busy weekend it was really fun
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Dec 4, 2023 15:34
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TIP posted:I heard that alanis morissette wrote a song about him  bagmonkey posted:GM fam sorry I disappeared I had a super busy weekend it was really fun TELL US ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND BAGMONKEY AND A LIST OF DRINKS YOU HAD AND ALSO A 22LB TURKEY UPDATE THANK YOU ilovebeersooomuch posted:A colleague of mine uses delivery services literally every day for morning coffee and coffee beverages. I can only assume she pays 11.7 million freedom dollars every year i caved and made my own coffee, like a peasant 
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Dec 4, 2023 15:50
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Ruby Gloom posted:
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Dec 4, 2023 16:19
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Escape From Noise posted:Catfishing. Probably just pulled pics from her Instagram profile or whatever. BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Go on a date with the porn lady. Agreed, def dont discount out of hand. Adult film folks need companionship and social interactions just like everyone else
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Dec 4, 2023 16:24
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inventing time travel just for beer, what can't they do 
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Dec 4, 2023 16:25
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*head explodes*
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Dec 4, 2023 16:25
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Just so we're all on the same page, I read everyone's posts in my own voice except for TIP and Ruby because I know what they sound like
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Dec 4, 2023 16:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apWVhMYu_14 this one goes out to EFN
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Dec 4, 2023 17:13
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For reference, this is what my voice sounds like https://voca.ro/12eilgADfeR5
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Dec 4, 2023 17:16
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