Which 2023 game do you think will win Something Awful’s Game of the Year award? This poll is closed. |
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Dead Space | 5 | 5.10% | |
Metroid Prime | 15 | 15.31% | |
Resident Evil 4 | 17 | 17.35% | |
Super Mario RPG | 37 | 37.76% | |
System Shock | 24 | 24.49% | |
Total: | 98 votes |
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I wonder if GTA6 might release on whatever new Nintendo console is out by the time the game is released.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 06:42 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 09:34 |
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They've only mentioned PS5 and Xbox Series Not even PC
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 06:44 |
GTA6 looking like "Your PC is too old to run this" good. A demo vid would be nice, so hopefully we'll see that sooner rather than later.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 08:10 |
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https://i.imgur.com/vxquLsd.mp4
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 09:20 |
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Rockstar "come up with a new city" challenge failed. They will keep cycling the same three locations until the heat death of the universe.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 09:26 |
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They already had St. Denis in Red Dead, let them go back to the well when it fits the goal of the game
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 09:54 |
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More like GTA shits
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 09:58 |
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They did London that one time, and whatever city GTA2 was set in
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 10:00 |
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Lookit dat hat!
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 12:15 |
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Why can't we have GTA: Mumbai or GTA: Lagos or somethinf
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 12:38 |
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i don't think i've ever seen a game with more money wasted on pointless bullshit that sucks than red dead 2 so i'm excited to see what gta 6 has in store. one billion dollars spent on making sure the game has a two minute long animation for when your car doesn't start and your guy keeps trying the ignition.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 12:42 |
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fridge corn posted:Why can't we have GTA: Mumbai or GTA: Lagos or somethinf cos GTA became a series about making fun of America around 2000.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 12:52 |
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GTA1 had three cities: Liberty, Vice, Andreas (in that order, I think). GTA2 was FUTURE CRIIIIMES and only had 1 city called "Anywhere, USA", but that city had 3 boroughs that acted as separate levels. I believe GTA London was considered an expansion pack? But this one is the obvious exception to the rule. After that: GTA3 (Liberty) GTA Vice City GTA San Andreas (but included Los Venturas and San Fierro areas) GTA4 (Liberty City) GTA5 (San Andreas) GTA6 (Vice City) So, like, it's always kinda been about specifically Americana satire and parody, which makes sense since 100% of the world's population is justified in punching up against America. But if I had to theorize, I'd say they'll shy away from any city moving forward that they can't use as a frame for 10+ years of possible content additions, so they need WIDE room in a setting to do whatever they want. They want all of these different themes and events, and American metropolises, whatever else they are, are places where cultures, events, holidays, viewpoints, interests, stories, themes, and neighborhoods actually can have a lot of variety while still maintaining a throughline sense of place. mutata fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Dec 5, 2023 |
# ? Dec 5, 2023 13:52 |
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Foul Fowl posted:i don't think i've ever seen a game with more money wasted on pointless bullshit that sucks than red dead 2 so i'm excited to see what gta 6 has in store. one billion dollars spent on making sure the game has a two minute long animation for when your car doesn't start and your guy keeps trying the ignition. I just hope the game starts and I can start playing without a 2 hour long tutorial.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 13:53 |
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Shard posted:I just hope the game starts and I can start playing without a 2 hour long tutorial. My prediction: the 1-off tutorial sequence that you can't return to, explore, or skip takes place in a separate city the size of GTA3. It will never be mentioned again.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 13:58 |
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fridge corn posted:Why can't we have GTA: Mumbai or GTA: Lagos or somethinf Do you want to see a team of Scottish nerds write and design a satire of Mumbai or Lagos? They're doing a bad enough job with America. A Sometimes Food fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Dec 5, 2023 |
# ? Dec 5, 2023 14:13 |
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GTA5 release date: September 2013 GTA5 PC release date: April 2015 Stoked to play this in 2027!
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 14:17 |
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A Sometimes Food posted:Do you want to see a team of Scottish nerds write and design a satire of Mumbai or Lagos? It’s this. Right from the start GTA has been people watching, misunderstanding , parodying and absurdifying American pop culture. It is what it is.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 14:19 |
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mutata posted:GTA5 release date: September 2013 2027... I hope we make it that far... By then, President Bernard "Bernie" Sanders will have made gamers illegal, or at least banned the use of tools or mods that make sekiro easier
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 14:24 |
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Jay Rust posted:2027... I hope we make it that far... By then, President Bernard "Bernie" Sanders will have made gamers illegal, or at least banned the use of tools or mods that make sekiro easier I live in Vermont now, so Bernie will let me play it at his house when we all go over there for Christmas Eve every year.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 14:25 |
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Does anyone have experience with Construction Simulator, or any similar games for PS4/Switch? My son is really into construction, he woke up this morning saying, “where are you motor grader where are you?” I’m trying to find a construction game for him and would appreciate any input.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 14:32 |
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A Sometimes Food posted:They're doing a bad enough job with America. this is how the rest of the world sees you deal with it
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:19 |
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I didn't even remember that V took place in SA. Are there even many comparisons to the original map? The main characters sucked but the guys you should be complaining about are the loser who keeps calling you every 5 minutes and Michael's son. Doing a refresh of my system in the new year hopefully so it will stop bottlenecking my 3080ti, by the time the game comes out hopefully that refresh + 5080ti will handle it
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:23 |
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A Sometimes Food posted:They're doing a bad enough job with America. No, it's about right I didn't play V but might go in on VI there
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:25 |
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codo27 posted:I didn't even remember that V took place in SA. Are there even many comparisons to the original map? The main characters sucked but the guys you should be complaining about are the loser who keeps calling you every 5 minutes and Michael's son. GTA San Andreas and GTA5 are not related beyond some winks and nods. Maps are completely different.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:26 |
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ijyt posted:this is how the rest of the world sees you deal with it I'm Australian lol.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:29 |
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OhFunny posted:For some reason I never really clicked with GTA. Even though I enjoyed a lot of the games inspired by it like Saints' Row, Sleeping Dogs, Mafia... drat. Cursed to have good taste.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:43 |
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A Sometimes Food posted:I'm Australian lol. That's still how the rest of the world sees you
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:53 |
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I just want their to be more activities to do in the city like there is in Like a Dragon.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:55 |
Muscle Tracer posted:That's still how the rest of the world sees you World isn't ready for the amount of C-bombs GTA:Australia would bring
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 15:59 |
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the satire in robocop (also a work from a European director about america) is about as surface as it is in GTA except the satire in robocop is actually really funny
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:12 |
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*Rockstar developer watches the entirety of the ED209 scene and frowns at the absence of realistic window breakage*
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:15 |
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I mean, not specifically the GTA franchise but it would be cool to see some real world AAA games take place in places other than City, USA, London, or Tokyo. Like the only developer that even seems to try is Ubisoft and well... that's a drat shame!!
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:15 |
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Infinitum posted:World isn't ready for the amount of C-bombs GTA:Australia would bring Unironically 100% truth lol
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:16 |
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another "gamer" who didn't play Mankind Divided...
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:17 |
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I would not mind it if GTA6 was a departure from the writing of GTA5 and GTA4, but I also don't really care about the silly ads or product names or whatever because I am a basic bitch.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:19 |
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I saw a street vendor selling GTA Brazil or whatever once, but what was actually on the disc, I do not know.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:27 |
A brazillion viruses
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:30 |
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fridge corn posted:I mean, not specifically the GTA franchise but it would be cool to see some real world AAA games take place in places other than City, USA, London, or Tokyo. Like the only developer that even seems to try is Ubisoft and well... that's a drat shame!! At least there's Sleeping Dogs.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:33 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 09:34 |
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Infinitum posted:A brazillion viruses god drat you lmao Looking forward to first person mode in GTA6
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 16:33 |