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A Big... Dog: Mar 25, 2013; HELLO DAD

Burning_Monk posted:

https://twitter.com/J0se/status/1731734238775701879

lol, of note, no British politician was expelled recently.

Good info, much know.

is this getting the US and UK mixed up?
in the UK, ex-health secretary (i think? i dunno, i wasn't paying much attention) Matt Hancock gave evidence at some covid inquiry
in the US, someone called "George Santos" was expelled from congress

it's so stupidly light on specifics

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:05

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# ? May 28, 2024 19:57

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

But seriously AI is going to take over the planet and eradicate mankind lol

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:06

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

the SA hivemind is better than gork because you instantly get cocktail recommendations when people die.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:08

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

PhazonLink posted:

again techbros are stupid as gently caress and think they'll being playing a real life videogame instead of the boring madness that is chores and maintenance stuff to make sure you dont die

Their slaves will do these chores for them.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:09

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

holtemon posted:

But seriously AI is going to take over the planet and eradicate mankind lol

Lol

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:10

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

I put the same question in Bing AI for shits and giggles and got back some actual results lol. With sources too whoa

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:10

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

"tensions between israel and palestine continue" this thing could write for the new york times

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:12

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

kazil posted:

i love how chuds get super loving mad at stupid corpo "we have big happy divirse family and YOU to can JOIN today" poo poo.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:14

morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

holtemon posted:

I put the same question in Bing AI for shits and giggles and got back some actual results lol. With sources too whoa

Those sources are woke, Grok would never expose you to the mind virus

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:17

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

kazil posted:

Woman are already >50% of population.

Elon is complaining that white men cannot make up the majority of employees.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:18

IBroughttheFunk: Sep 28, 2012

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i love how chuds get super loving mad at stupid corpo "we have big happy divirse family and YOU to can JOIN today" poo poo.

No you see it's anti-white and anti-straight bigotry if you acknowledge that other people exist because *fart noises*

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:19

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Never forget

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:19

Ubersandwich: Jun 1, 2003

What I love most about Grok is how demonstrably useless it is. It really makes you think.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:22

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

holtemon posted:

Never forget

ben looking disgusting, nipples protruding

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:22

Hardcastlemccormik: Jul 19, 2022

ultrabindu posted:

Our favourite legal youtuber has a thing or three to say about Elon's nuke suit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfQ-B9g_RqE

Another quality Legal Eagle video. Some good stuff in here about defamation.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:23

Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

ben shapino posted:

planet's dying, OP

Seems like it would be cheaper to fix the one we got rather than trying to make a dead planet livable.

PhazonLink posted:

almost any extinction would be several orders easier to survive and build back up from on earth than mars.

like unless its a thing that complete destroys earth's crust , any doomsday thing would be easier to build up from earth's baseline of "farmable land , breathable atmosphere and water" than mars's near vacuum atmosphere and seasonal global dust storms, oh and maybe radiation?

again techbros are stupid as gently caress and think they'll being playing a real life videogame instead of the boring madness that is chores and maintenance stuff to make sure you dont die

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:32

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Darchangel posted:

Seems like it would be cheaper to fix the one we got rather than trying to make a dead planet livable.

Looks like we got a socialist communist over here

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:36

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

i mean our stone age ancestors survived the toba event, and an iron age civ survived the little ice age.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:41

FurtherReading: Sep 4, 2007

Musk wants settle Mars because humans living on other planets is a more common Sci-fi trope than humans turning Earth into a utopia.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:42

freemandela: Apr 18, 2007

kazil posted:

gently caress yeah grok please tell me more about territory disputes in guyana

i'm half guyanese so i'm actually keeping an eye on that one lol

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:42

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Burning_Monk posted:

https://twitter.com/J0se/status/1731734238775701879

lol, of note, no British politician was expelled recently.

Good info, much know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC3W1BiUjp0

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:42

freemandela: Apr 18, 2007

Burning_Monk posted:

https://twitter.com/J0se/status/1731734238775701879

lol, of note, no British politician was expelled recently.

Good info, much know.

yes, "tensions" is a great description of i/p relations right now

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:46

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

https://twitter.com/OneScottMinute/status/1731712673266676171

So...uhhh, in addition to possibly having to get even lowly parts like loving headlights or cabin lights get their MAC addresses programmed into the ECU, if just one part of that PoE ethernet hardness breaks/shorts, all electronics are dead?

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1732073839738179813

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:47

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Not really a Ford guy but I love how they refuse to let Tesla use Model E lol

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:49

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

The Home Depot vendor diversity stuff has been around forever and not a single poor defenseless White men has ever been discriminated against because of it.

(It�s like they don�t think White guys can work at women or minority owned businesses

# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:57

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Lol

# ? Dec 5, 2023 21:11

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

DrBouvenstein posted:

https://twitter.com/OneScottMinute/status/1731712673266676171

So...uhhh, in addition to possibly having to get even lowly parts like loving headlights or cabin lights get their MAC addresses programmed into the ECU, if just one part of that PoE ethernet hardness breaks/shorts, all electronics are dead?

I'd say it means they don't plan to sell Cybertru ck in the EU due to self repair protection laws recently passed, but then it's not like Tesla plans to deliver on sales in the US either.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 21:21

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Some guy, who I guess is a famous investor and prot�g�e of Peter Thiel, is now insisting Elon Musk prevented another Holocaust so get ready for a eager Boer to double down on his rhetoric while he waits for that Nobel nomination.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7bqwy/keith-rabois-vc-holocaust-elon-musk-twitter-x

# ? Dec 5, 2023 21:46

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

judging by what he and founders fund has invested heavily in over the past 30 years, imo keith rabois is an enemy of the human race and should probably be one of the people executed for making social media end up like this

# ? Dec 5, 2023 21:51

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:

https://twitter.com/OneScottMinute/status/1731712673266676171

So...uhhh, in addition to possibly having to get even lowly parts like loving headlights or cabin lights get their MAC addresses programmed into the ECU, if just one part of that PoE ethernet hardness breaks/shorts, all electronics are dead?

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1732073839738179813

Does this mean the Cybertruck is some kinda IoT monstrosity?

# ? Dec 5, 2023 21:52

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

thank god elon musk and x (formerly twitter) were there to convince america to support israel or else we might've had a genocide

# ? Dec 5, 2023 21:55

roffles: Dec 25, 2004

Grok please drive the cybertruck

# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:03

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

roffles posted:

Grok please drive the cybertruck

Oh, it does

# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:05

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

Into a rock

# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:06

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Blaze! you're gory

# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:07

roffles: Dec 25, 2004

lol he�s just continuing to poo poo on and signal boost other blue checks making GBS threads on the advertisers. Well they can go gently caress themselves if they don�t like it!

Thinking back on that Stanford professor or whoever saying that Elon buying Twitter would be a masterclass in business lmao

# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:15

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

roffles posted:

lol he’s just continuing to poo poo on and signal boost other blue checks making GBS threads on the advertisers. Well they can go gently caress themselves if they don’t like it!

Thinking back on that Stanford professor or whoever saying that Elon buying Twitter would be a masterclass in business lmao

Concerning!

# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:18