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Congrats to America for coming up with another way to waste food Scooped bagels lmaoooooo
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All I can think about is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCi91CU4AUk
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Dec 6, 2023 00:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DyOwSCNkOY
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Dec 6, 2023 02:40
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Now I want a bread bowl filled with soup
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Dec 6, 2023 02:54
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Or chili sourdough bowl
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Dec 6, 2023 03:01
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I'm not the expert on chicken burgers, but I would assume they use a ground chicken patty? To me that's what makes something a burger instead of another type of sandwich. Also scooped bagels are not new, sad to say. They bring it up in The Office and I've seen such atrocities much earlier than that as well.
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Dec 6, 2023 03:59
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Sir Lemming posted:I'm not the expert on chicken burgers, but I would assume they use a ground chicken patty? To me that's what makes something a burger instead of another type of sandwich. No. It's just a regular fried chicken sandwich like you get at Popeye's or whatever.
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Dec 6, 2023 04:11
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I think a full restaurant can find plenty of things to do with bread scraps if they're generating a lot of them from some other weird recipe they have, much like how things like french toast can be a use for bread that has gone stale. Bread pudding, croutons, or stuffing come to mind as options. A bagel shop, not so much. And you come to the bagel capital of America and tell them to scrape the bagel out of the bagel so you get less bagel? Get outta here. The best thing to do with the scooped out innards is to mix them with butter and then put them back in the bread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdvRfPCrR3A&t=850s
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Dec 6, 2023 04:36
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I remember when all the discourse was saying this was some west coast nonsense but the only bagel place I've ever seen offer scooped bagels was a (very touristy) spot right next to Central Park.
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Dec 6, 2023 04:49
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I hope it burnt down
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Dec 6, 2023 04:50
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Scooping out bread, like a baguette or ciabatta to fit some extra fillings seems like a pretty standard thing that's been done over here in europe forever. What makes those boiled bread circles so sacro(is)sant? I mean if you want them scoped out for some health reason that is very silly, but otherwise I don't really see the issue. As for chicken burger vs sandwisch, if the chicken is served in a burger bun it's a burger and if it's served in some other type of bread it's a sandwich. Really folks, it's not rocket science.
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Dec 6, 2023 09:53
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Correct way to eat a classic NYC bagel: 1. Throw it in the garbage 2. Find a Montréal-style bagel place 3. Eat the bagel
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Dec 6, 2023 09:59
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bagels aren't particularly large, maybe they just want to make room for more cream cheese or avocado?
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Dec 6, 2023 10:04
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NO MOM!! I'm not on drugs! All I want is a scooped gluten-free bagel, and she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a scooped gluten-free bagel, just one scooped gluten-free bagel And she wouldn't give it to me, just a scooped gluten-free bagel"
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Dec 6, 2023 10:30
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I really don't understand this idea. Apparently it's so that you can put more cream cheese in it? But cream cheese is a solid. You can already put as much fuckin cream cheese as you drat well please in between the two halves of the bagel. It's not like a bread bowl where the scooping is required to hold liquid soup. It seems like wasting food for no goddamn reason. But I guess "wasting food for no goddamn reason" ought not be surprising to me in this thread.
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Dec 6, 2023 11:18
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I'll have you know Europeans of the thread have already declared they are experts at wasting food, so perhaps it is the non-scoopers who are the problem
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Dec 6, 2023 11:21
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Also, half the appeal of getting a bagel over other bread is the dense, chewy internal texture. Seems weird to remove it, especially for cream cheese since I have seen unscooped bagels with like an inch of cream cheese between the halves so it's not exactly necessary.
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Dec 6, 2023 11:23
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One of the first things you learn in the food industry is that people are stupid and have no taste.
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Dec 6, 2023 11:26
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"Hi, can you throw away like half of this" when I was a barista wouldn't have even registered as weird to me, but they would've had to explain it because I've never heard of a scooped bagel until tiktok went off on that dude. At least it's not the guy who asked for a huge scoop of pimento cheese & jelly on his hot link sausage biscuits when I worked at Bojangles. That guy haunts me still.
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Dec 6, 2023 11:41
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Greetings fellow human male, I require sustenance. Kindly slop some 'food' onto my feeding vessel.
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Dec 6, 2023 11:54
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What I don't get is ... it's a bagel. Just keep the halves separate and pile on as much cream cheese or whatever as you want! You don't have to put it back together and eat it whole!
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Just saw an episode of Seinfeld where Frank Costanza scoops his bagel, and I thought of this thread. It wasn’t called out as a joke, just something Jerry Stiller decided to do during the scene I guess. So it’s been a thing for at least 30 years.
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Dec 6, 2023 12:08
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Why does anyone care what people do with the most mid bread on earth?
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Dec 6, 2023 12:14
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Mymla posted:Why does anyone care what people do with the most mid bread on earth? Idk about you but being fiercely passionate about how faceless strangers online take their extremely mid meals is the closest thing I've felt to emotion in years
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Dec 6, 2023 12:21
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It's not to create more space for the filing. Scooping the bagel is the only way to eat a bagel without consuming the evil carbs. There's no other way. It's definitely not possible to simply not order bread in the first place if you refuse to eat carbs, no siree
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Dec 6, 2023 12:54
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Just wrap a block of cream cheese in a lettuce leaf and eat it off the floor like a animal.
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Dec 6, 2023 13:01
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Scooped bagel maximizes the amount of bagel skin per calorie. It's just math and science.
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steinrokkan posted:It's not to create more space for the filing. Scooping the bagel is the only way to eat a bagel without consuming the evil carbs. There's no other way. It's definitely not possible to simply not order bread in the first place if you refuse to eat carbs, no siree Oddly enough, I was with a friend last weekend who's been doing keto for a couple years. We had breakfast sandwiches, on some keto bagels he had - and those bagels were shockingly good. I wouldn't have known they were keto if he hadn't told me, and they still would have ranked among the best bagels I've had.
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Dec 6, 2023 13:59
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DekeThornton posted:Scooping out bread, like a baguette or ciabatta to fit some extra fillings seems like a pretty standard thing that's been done over here in europe forever. Not my bit of Europe bucko wtf? Also bagels, scooped or no, are absolutely not worth the amount of fuss they get and they’re an absolutely dogshit form factor for sandwiches.
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Dec 6, 2023 14:27
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Correct way to eat a classic NYC bagel:  I keep getting spam asking if I miss authentic NYC bagels, and all it does is make me research where I can find authentic Montreal bagels near me. (In the frozen section of a grocery store bakery about an hour away!  )
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real bagel aficionados peel the outer rind off their bagel before eating it.
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Dec 6, 2023 18:11
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Wtf is a Montreal bagel?
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dog nougat posted:Wtf is a Montreal bagel? bagel with a goatse hole
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I swear there was a sandwich chain that would serve the scooped out bread innards as something you could buy but all I can find when searching is scoop discourse.
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Dec 6, 2023 20:15
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Waste of Breath posted:I swear there was a sandwich chain that would serve the scooped out bread innards as something you could buy but all I can find when searching is scoop discourse. Jimmy Johns?
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Waste of Breath posted:I swear there was a sandwich chain that would serve the scooped out bread innards as something you could buy but all I can find when searching is scoop discourse. erberts and gerbert's, a small sandwich chain in the Midwest, would scoop out the middle of the bread before making the sandwich and serve it to you with the sandwich
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https://i.imgur.com/V8a696j.mp4
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This lady looks uncannily hitler-y with her choco-stache.
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reminded me of this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3VFF8tVhMs
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