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Not literally, but a friend has business here and I tagged along. They set aside a meeting room for me to hang out in and get gawked at by rich rear end lawyers. Heres the room. Very sterile and the drinks are room temp Heres the view I can see the Disney concert hall and Dodger stadium. Im stuck here all goddamn day. Its very quiet, save for the clacking footsteps on the hallway laminate. I dont think a joke has ever been told here. Any soulless business goons wanna come say hi?
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:16 |
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Keep it down in there please, I'm doing very important lawyer work next door. (suing walmart for going woke)
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:19 |
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find a balcony or go up to the roof and throw stuff off it
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:21 |
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When terrorists seize control of the building, you’ll be the lone hero who crawls through the ventilation ducts and picks them off one by one. Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker. Don’t forget to take your shoes with you.
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:32 |
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Go get a French dip at Phillipe's
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:34 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Go get a French dip at Phillipe's YUP
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:36 |
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Also not too far from here if you want pork https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0cZ99UPmrd
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:40 |
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well you're still probably going to die OP but at least they thought enough of your intelligence to not just lead you to a room with plastic sheeting everywhere
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:41 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Go get a French dip at Phillipe's Ooh ill do this Just sneezed loud enough to raise the attention of the receptionist. Not ideal
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7R6ycC_s1g can you see Santa Monica
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:49 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Go get a French dip at Phillipe's
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:52 |
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sure okay posted:Any soulless business goons wanna come say hi? sure, if you pay for my roundtrip flights and hotel. also no guarantee I'll come see you
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:53 |
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Why don't you just leave
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:53 |
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2 California Pizza
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:55 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Why don't you just leave why don't YOU leave
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:55 |
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I read the wikipedia article for the building and apparently it went into receivership in 2012. Pretty interesting stuff.
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 23:57 |
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Fighting Elegy posted:I read the wikipedia article for the building and apparently it went into receivership in 2012. Pretty interesting stuff. looking into it.
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:13 |
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My favorite part of red teaming was sneaking into snooty buildings like this and kickin it in the executive washrooms.
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:16 |
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sure okay posted:Ooh ill do this See what they’re doing tonight and if they like French dips
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:18 |
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sure okay posted:I can see the Disney concert hall and Dodger stadium. my house is technically in this photo, you creep
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:23 |
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Fighting Elegy posted:I read the wikipedia article for the building and apparently it went into receivership in 2012. Pretty interesting stuff. This got me to look as well, and I just realized that Im in Charlie Mungers court. Buffets right hand man walked these halls. Or he did, as he just died last week. But his names still on every coffee mug and doorway. Disappointed they didnt have a little shrine for him or something. Too classy for that I guess
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:25 |
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rub your balls against a few of the window panes
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:33 |
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get pizza delivered. walk in on your friend in the middle of his meeting with lawyers, eating pizza, and ask if he wants any with your mouth full tell us how red he turns
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:57 |
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sure okay posted:This got me to look as well, and I just realized that Im in Charlie Mungers court. Buffets right hand man walked these halls. Build the shrine
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:57 |
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maybe the shrine is hidden like that Danny DeVito shrine that was behind a wall in a bathroom and the only way in was to crawl through a hole
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 00:59 |
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Put some gum under the table
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 01:28 |
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:rub your balls against a few of the window panes Charlie Munger’s balls graced those very windows.
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 01:38 |
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As the sun sets, Im watching lawyers open the blinds of their windows, now free to gaze upon the twinkling city without fear of burning to a crisp
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 01:42 |
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So you do know your "friend's" selling you to the evil lawyer people so they can sacrifice you on the roof top at midnight, right? lol, sucks to be you I guess.
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 01:51 |
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get a drat job op you bum
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 01:52 |
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I have a job I work from home. I used to work in an office like this. I dont miss it. Still here. I hear sirens all the time, from all directions. Its low but persistent. Guess it carries better higher up. Part of the ambience
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 02:17 |
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sure okay posted:Not literally, but a friend has business here and I tagged along. They set aside a meeting room for me to hang out in and get gawked at by rich rear end lawyers. goonmeets are dead here
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 03:19 |
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try to test the sturdiness of those windows, like that one salesman that tried it and just busted through https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy Correction : The Glass did not break, he just popped it out of the frame. So even in his death, he still proved his point. Also, don't do this OP. I care for you
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 03:25 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Go get a French dip at Phillipe's Now I want one.
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 03:29 |
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You really better have farted in the fancy office
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 03:30 |
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maybeadracula posted:You really better have farted in the fancy office also rub your private bits on all the furniture. that Corinthian leather is probably really soft
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 03:37 |
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sure okay posted:This got me to look as well, and I just realized that Im in Charlie Mungers court. Buffets right hand man walked these halls. the shrine is on the 51st floor. i assume your locked in adventure is over. now what, OP? Now what happens?
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 03:38 |
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Are you hot, op? If not they aren’t gawking, they’re arguing over the finders fee when they hand you off to “the butcher”
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 04:11 |
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OP, your "friend" is giving you a message by leaving you in an empty meeting room the whole day.
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 04:19 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:14 |
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Is it mid nightyet. Keep us updated on which lesser demon their sacrificing you to! If they're one of the funnier ones see if you can get them an account here. ta.
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# ? Dec 7, 2023 04:22 |