#blessed pics: *burbles contentedly*

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/CuwWgLU.mp4
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 11:45

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:27

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Y6iRgY0.mp4

When the centrifuge is off balance.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 12:14

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/5fROuIo.mp4

# ? Dec 6, 2023 01:50

ReelBigLizard: Feb 27, 2003; Fallen Rib

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Y6iRgY0.mp4

A bit of choke and some ez-start and she'll probably run mate

# ? Dec 6, 2023 01:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5fROuIo.mp4

Another custom order completed at the replacement foreskin factory

# ? Dec 6, 2023 02:00

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5fROuIo.mp4

Creative use of a dingleberry

# ? Dec 6, 2023 03:00

Rexxed: May 1, 2010; Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Thank you red panda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcbcZr4mFo4

I hope everyone is taking notes on what to put out for the next thanks red panda day.

# ? Dec 6, 2023 07:41

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ReelBigLizard posted:

A bit of choke and some ez-start and she'll probably run mate

Ez-Start? Never heard of it.

# ? Dec 6, 2023 08:40

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

A duck eats a delicious cool glass of blueberries: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzKgfr0Nwy9/

# ? Dec 6, 2023 12:56

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

https://i.imgur.com/tDV8Rb2.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/OwLtj2o.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/VF66RI0.mp4

# ? Dec 6, 2023 18:08

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tDV8Rb2.mp4

_{THE LORD OF CATS ACKNOWLEDGES YOUR PRESENCE. WHAT BOON DO YOU REQUEST?}

# ? Dec 6, 2023 18:12

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Captain Hygiene posted:

_{THE LORD OF CATS ACKNOWLEDGES YOUR PRESENCE. WHAT BOON DO YOU REQUEST?}

# ? Dec 6, 2023 18:55

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/8vD7mLM.mp4

# ? Dec 7, 2023 04:06

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Captain Hygiene posted:

_{THE LORD OF CATS ACKNOWLEDGES YOUR PRESENCE. WHAT BOON DO YOU REQUEST?}

Awww he loves us! He did a kitty kiss.

We love you too, supreme overlord!

# ? Dec 7, 2023 06:41

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/pyC1Mqy.mp4

# ? Dec 7, 2023 06:53

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pyC1Mqy.mp4

I was expecting Neo to head butt into a throat jab

# ? Dec 7, 2023 06:54

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Vampire Panties posted:

I was expecting Neo to head butt into a throat jab

you can hear him hitting smith's throat

# ? Dec 7, 2023 07:12

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Carthag Tuek posted:

you can hear him hitting smith's throat

lol

good catch

# ? Dec 7, 2023 07:13

SgtScruffy: Dec 27, 2003; Babies.

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tDV8Rb2.mp4

I sent this to my wife and she said �this is my new god now�

# ? Dec 7, 2023 08:31

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

https://i.imgur.com/ydJrzfp.mp4

doxxing everyone itt :evilbuddy:

# ? Dec 7, 2023 09:22

Kestral: Nov 24, 2000; Forum Veteran

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tDV8Rb2.mp4

Ahh, Dream of the Endless, how good to see you in this noble form.

# ? Dec 7, 2023 11:44

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Carthag Tuek posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ydJrzfp.mp4

doxxing everyone itt

Poor guy can't find his keys

# ? Dec 7, 2023 12:20

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

SgtScruffy posted:

I sent this to my wife and she said �this is my new god now�

Who was her god before this?

# ? Dec 7, 2023 12:46

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

ARE

YOU

READY

TO

WEEP

OPENLY?!?!?

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7307886167821733163

# ? Dec 8, 2023 01:58

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Tiktok interface sucks. You can't even fast forward a video

I just want to see the cat!

# ? Dec 8, 2023 02:01

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ZeFrank back with a solid superpower video...watch for the velvet worm, stay for a surprisingly funny yet relatable quote: "let's face it, being an adult is basically improv...just not the funny kind" :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlvZJxGuz-Q

# ? Dec 8, 2023 03:14

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

No. 6 posted:

Tiktok interface sucks. You can't even fast forward a video

I just want to see the cat!

https://i.imgur.com/JWJSsH3.gifv

# ? Dec 8, 2023 03:36

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cartoon Man posted:

Love this but simultaneously mad I didn't get the post/av combo...regardless, I love a rotund rump, a delectable donk, double-cheek booty of the week, Cake 'n Bake Grim-rear end post any day of the week. If you didn't hear about ba-donka-donk Grimace, I'll provide the perfect cross-post from the most unlikely of threads:

Kuros posted:

Here's a nice bit of humor to lighten up your day:

Crocheting butts� how�?

Comments:

TOP COMMENTS

ivylily03
I'd make the butt separately and attach it. Like a Kardashian

Neljosh
I don�t think you�ll ever understand how much joy you�ve brought into the world today

abutcherbird
No advice for you, but I found this post hilarious. When I read it aloud to my adult daughter, she was fake scandalized and gasped "Not the Grim-ussy

Pictures:

Comments:

EyeofMinds
Look at Grimace, double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon. Hella rear end. I love it :P

SuchFunAreWe
I laughed so gd hard at that cake reveal

David_cop_a_feeel
Thicker than a McFlurry. The ice cream machine is obviously not out of order. Good work, OP!

tilmitt52
Stupid Sexy Grimace

mustardlyy
Be careful grimace! The clapping of your asscheeks could alert the guards!

Expert_Painting6714
Oh. My. God. BECKY!

Look at its butt.

DesertSpool
Must be hard for that grimace having to drive that huge dump truck !!

r/relationships: she gasped "not the Grim-ussy"

BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Dec 8, 2023

# ? Dec 8, 2023 04:08

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5fROuIo.mp4

Next time on House Hunters: She's an armadillo groomer, he makes tiny pottery and they have a three million dollar budget!

# ? Dec 8, 2023 04:28

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.