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I knew someone in university who ordered a meatball sub with mayonnaise. Gave the clerk poo poo for looking at him weird. I don't think it was good but he was one of those dudes who wanted to be right and in charge more than having a sub that he actually enjoyed eating. It looked so bad and I wish I had a picture of the maranara and industrial mayo trying and failing to mix with each other.
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steinrokkan posted:It's not to create more space for the filing. Scooping the bagel is the only way to eat a bagel without consuming the evil carbs. There's no other way. It's definitely not possible to simply not order bread in the first place if you refuse to eat carbs, no siree https://www.bonappetit.com/story/scoop-your-bagels posted:Let’s be clear: All bagels are great. (Except plain bagels—like...live a little for once.) But a chronic problem, as any regular bagel eater knows, is over cream-cheesing. There’s often an inch-thick layer of cream cheese between your slices of bagel, and it gets squeezed out on your first bite, covering your fingers and generally making a mess. A scooped bagel avoids that problem. “But what about the doughy to crunchy ratio?” You ask. What about it? There’s still plenty of soft, springy inside to munch through in a scooped bagel. No bagel shop has ever scooped a bagel into a completely two-dimensional object devoid of its doughy interior. In fact, I’d argue that the dough-to-crunch ratio is improved; you can experience the crackly crunch without the overwhelming gumminess of too much inside. Lastly, full-size, unscooped bagels make me straight up sleepy. Once I eat that amount of carbs in one sitting, I am done for the day. Everything about it sounds like it's for people who don't actually like or want bagels at all.
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Dec 7, 2023 01:43
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You could just... not put an inch of cream cheese on your bagel?? That sounds loving gross anyway just eat a brick of it like a loving dog why don't you. Stuff your nose in a tub of philadelphia until you choke, jesus christ.
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Dec 7, 2023 01:47
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Haifisch posted:Everything about it sounds like it's for people who don't actually like or want bagels at all. My solution is to just never eat bagels. Works well enough for me.
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Dec 7, 2023 02:04
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OwlFancier posted:You could just... not put an inch of cream cheese on your bagel?? gently caress YOU!!!
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Dec 7, 2023 02:15
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quote:There’s often an inch-thick layer of cream cheese between your slices of bagel, and it gets squeezed out on your first bite, covering your fingers and generally making a mess.
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Dec 7, 2023 02:26
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I'm starting to think the people mad about how others eat a bagel are much weirder than the scoopers
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Dec 7, 2023 02:28
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Really want a bagel right now.
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Dec 7, 2023 02:42
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Grand Fromage posted:Really want a bagel right now.
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Dec 7, 2023 03:49
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Grand Fromage posted:Really want a bagel right now.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:03
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Grand Fromage posted:Really want a bagel right now.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:06
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Really want to pet a beagle right now
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Dec 7, 2023 04:07
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Grand Fromage posted:Really want a brick of cream cheese right now, with a bagel surrounding it.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:07
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Why don't they make bagel holes? Is a bagel hole just a pretzel nugget?
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Dec 7, 2023 04:23
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Moreover, what is the bagel equivalent of the cruller?
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zedprime posted:Why don't they make bagel holes? The bagel shop by me makes bite size mini bagels, and mini-kolaches with cocktail weenies wrapped in bagel dough.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:35
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maybeadracula posted:I'm starting to think the people mad about how others eat a bagel are much weirder than the scoopers I know but... it's hard to top buying food and then immediately throwing a bunch of it in the trash for no reason. Especially when like, other breads exist and are also much easier to find. If you're removing half the texture anyway... Just why.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:44
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Wasting a bunch of food because you're very picky is pretty normal but I'm still not going look upon it kindly.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:53
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The fancier you eat, the more food, energy, and money is "wasted" in the preparation
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Dec 7, 2023 04:55
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You can feed scooped out bits to pigeons. Want not, waste not.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:58
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Now I must make some low carb bagels, you all forced me into it.
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maybeadracula posted:The fancier you eat, the more food, energy, and money is "wasted" in the preparation very, very picky
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Dec 7, 2023 07:01
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medieval (really, early modern) noblemens' cooks used to make their stocks from multiple roasts, where one would actually be served and one would be used to create stock and then thrown away, because the whole point of noble feasting is to ostentatiously waste food in order to show your wealth and power (also for humoral medicine reasons). after the french went choppy choppy those now ex-servants made restaurants where they started to give a poo poo about economics so they switched over to making stock from trimmings, as continues to this day but scooping out the centers of your bagels seems pretty unostentatious as food-wasting moves go
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Dec 7, 2023 07:27
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I'm sure some people take a single taste of their favourite food and then throw it away as a dietary measure. I pity them.
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Jyrraeth posted:I knew someone in university who ordered a meatball sub with mayonnaise. Gave the clerk poo poo for looking at him weird. 
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Dec 7, 2023 09:49
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One bagel, scooped, replace the cream cheese with mayonnaise
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Jyrraeth posted:I knew someone in university who ordered a meatball sub with mayonnaise. Gave the clerk poo poo for looking at him weird. Why do you gotta brag about knowing somebody with good taste?
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bob dobbs is dead posted:medieval (really, early modern) noblemens' cooks used to make their stocks from multiple roasts, where one would actually be served and one would be used to create stock and then thrown away, because the whole point of noble feasting is to ostentatiously waste food in order to show your wealth and power (also for humoral medicine reasons). after the french went choppy choppy those now ex-servants made restaurants where they started to give a poo poo about economics so they switched over to making stock from trimmings, as continues to this day What I take away from this is that bagel-scoopers ought to lose their heads. Harsh, but perhaps fair.
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Dec 7, 2023 12:59
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The old French proverb: Scoop not lest you get scooped.
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Dec 7, 2023 13:51
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What IS a scooped bagel? Im trying to imagine it but cant. Isnt bagel all bread? What is there to be left out?
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Dec 7, 2023 15:57
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The Alchemist posted:What IS a scooped bagel? Im trying to imagine it but cant. Isnt bagel all bread? What is there to be left out? Like pulling the seeds out of a zucchini cut in half lengthwise with a spoon, except for bread. What I can't wrap my head around is that someone throws that bit away. Why on earth wouldn't you eat that?
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Dec 7, 2023 16:05
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I can't shake the feeling that it's some kind of strange diet fad thing where people have blurrily absorbed that "gluten" is a bad thing, but they missed the whole memo about how it's a specific disease that specific people have, not just "bread in general is bad for you" Thinking about people who say they don't eat gluten but then have a roll at dinner because "oh I'm cheating, I'm so bad"
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Dec 7, 2023 16:25
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Someone counting calories gets to remove about 100 calories and still taste a bagel who cares
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Dec 7, 2023 16:39
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The Alchemist posted:What IS a scooped bagel? Im trying to imagine it but cant. Isnt bagel all bread? What is there to be left out? A war crime 
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Dec 7, 2023 16:39
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Scooped gaza
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Dec 7, 2023 16:43
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I've never tried a scooped bagel but it makes me think of potato skins and also a little of these things. All edges, delicious.
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https://twitter.com/shagbark_hick/status/1727338584255119861
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maybeadracula posted:I've never tried a scooped bagel but it makes me think of potato skins and also a little of these things. All edges, delicious. Well yeah, no, the bland original taste is gonna be bland. It's salt.  Now this kinda bad boy, I desperately miss Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 17:04 on Dec 7, 2023 |
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