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abigserve posted:In the culinary justice system, Excuse me sir, just one more question, you said that on the day of the murder you had plum given out because your meatman hadn't shown up... And I do believe you, sir, I really do, I know what it's like when I have to tell Mrs. Colombo that we are out of dogs. But I remember that you said your meatman was called Odysseus, and I noticed that there's a health inspection certificate that's signed by somebody who is also called Odysseus. Now, what are the odds of that?
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steinrokkan posted:Excuse me sir, just one more question, you said that on the day of the murder you had plum given out because your meatman hadn't shown up... And I do believe you, sir, I really do, I know what it's like when I have to tell Mrs. Colombo that we are out of dogs. But I remember that you said your meatman was called Odysseus, and I noticed that there's a health inspection certificate that's signed by somebody who is also called Odysseus. Now, what are the odds of that? I thought I done told you my meat-man is Mister William Ash-More!
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I see Reform is in the news. Oh. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1732108931537752099 https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1732124567886496224
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Redneck freak
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U complain everywhere u go. Ur under arrest
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Reform Alabama
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Was he a hacker
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The blacks like being tazed while handcuffed. It's their preference.
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The Main Street Griller DO YOU WANT IT AGAIN?
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add a tazing... $3
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this would be the perfect time for the ol' Doobster and Mister William Ash-More to team up and throw a dogs & dishrags event, to bring unity back to Re-Form and Pickens county
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Doobie offering durags but he thinks it's spelled dew
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Milo and POTUS posted:Doobie offering durags but he thinks it's spelled dew
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A place named "Reform, Alabama" doesn't really paint the most racially progressive picture of what the town is like. The opposite, really
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Re-form Alabama Where you’ll get tazed by the blue
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booo someone removed doobie from the reform al wikipedia page
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EL BROMANCE posted:I see Reform is in the news. Oh. Hope Sammy is fine and staying away from cops
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Special taser special. Ask for it
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Scrotum Modem posted:booo Of course it's literally 2/3rds football people
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Scrotum Modem posted:booo legacy plum gave out
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Looks like Reform, Alabama has its own website! I didn't realize that http://www.cityofreform.com/ check it out! https://web.archive.org/web/20190705162348/http://cityofreform.com/ if you're curious what it did look like Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 8, 2023 |
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no mentions of Doobster or Mister William Ash-More, the upscale elites of Re-Form F-
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Scrotum Modem posted:Looks like Reform, Alabama has its own website! I didn't realize that “Our location on U.S. highway 82 and State highway 17 provides an excellent opportunity for economic development.”
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The Creation Story of Re-Form, Alabama posted:Many people have wondered how the city of Reform, Alabama came by its most unusual name. In 1819 there was a rawhide settlement where Reform now stands- a settlement with a few shanties and a reputation for being rough and rowdy. Lorenzo Dow, an itinerant Methodist preacher, visited and attempted to hold a religious revival. He met with no encouragement from the local men who were not very religiously minded. With disgust Parson Dow closed the religious service he was attempting to conduct, saddled his horse, mounted it, and was riding away when one of the men called after him, “Parson, we don’t have a name for our town; what would you suggest?” The Parson shouted, “Reform”, and rode away. The Reform name stuck. lmfao
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MrQwerty posted:lmfao Stdh
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MrQwerty posted:lmfao That's pretty funny
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Speaking of southern law enforcement being extra lovely, remember the Pickens County Sheriff sentenced to 18 months for defrauding a food bank? Thank him for his service.
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I can't help but think if only these lawmen and women had easy access to cheap hot snacks they'd be a lot less on edge. Doobie really let his community down
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Scrotum Modem posted:Looks like Reform, Alabama has its own website! I didn't realize that probably should have picked a different picture for this section 
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Seaniqua posted:probably should have picked a different picture for this section No, that is almost certainly intentional
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I mean that’s what red states are trying to do so it tracks
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vyst posted:I mean that’s what red states are trying to do so it tracks they could still take a hint from Parson Dow
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let the POLICE!!! tase who they want
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Bama has a new football coach and Reform has had freezing weather for days. Has anyone checked on Doobie? I hope he had plenty of milk sandwiches.
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The Twinkie Czar posted:Bama has a new football coach and Reform has had freezing weather for days. Has anyone checked on Doobie? I hope he had plenty of milk sandwiches. U got chicken salad?
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Saban retarred cause he cain’t coach no more
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How long ago was the dog house? Are we going on a decade?
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The Twinkie Czar posted:Bama has a new football coach and Reform has had freezing weather for days. Has anyone checked on Doobie? I hope he had plenty of milk sandwiches. got no power. but its very cole so since the freezer give out, we puttin it all out on the counter just for you. come down to doobies. pick the popcorn chickens YOU want... FRESH from the bag
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