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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Get to the ritual sacrifice already

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

triple sulk posted:

now we have to sit through this poo poo?
shhhhhh try a little harder to enjoy things, this rules

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Drum guy having a good time

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I think her marshmellow is ready…

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
everyone quick lock up your women, they're gonna loving steal 'em away

by bathing and brushing their hair




this is a thing we have actual historical records complaining about

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



triple sulk posted:

now we have to sit through this poo poo?

If you're not into it you can treat it as a piss or snack break

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Popete posted:

Since they released Fortnite

Ooh fair, yeah no nothing. They canceled their Unreal Tournament sequel even.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Carmant posted:

This is Van Halen

no, no, no, I know Van Halen! they act like fools but they play guitars.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Hellblade was a middling game!

Baba booey! Baba booey!

Meiteron
Apr 4, 2008

Whoa! You're gonna be a legend!
respect to the drummers going ham

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
think we can send a tape of this to the republicans, get a good moral panic going again

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

everyone quick lock up your women, they're gonna loving steal 'em away

by bathing and brushing their hair




this is a thing we have actual historical records complaining about

Wasn't that entirely made up? I recall it turning out it was from something intended to be a joke.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

sirtommygunn posted:

If you're not into it you can treat it as a piss or snack break

careful to not combine the two

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Can't wait to play more lady having a bad time game

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
"I've dreamt of this"

I haven't.

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013

Oh drat. That was all in game footage.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

(whispering voices) add it to your wishlist

you'll want to add it to the wishlist

they're not adding it to the wishlist

they need to add it to the wishlist!

the wishlist....

add it to the wishlist

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Eat My Fuc posted:

careful to not combine the two

You're not my mom

Megazver
Jan 13, 2006
ok this was kinda mid by Heilung standards, tbh

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Ninja Theory made a video game with a woman wearing clothes?

that can't be right

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Mordja posted:

Hellblade was a middling game!

Baba booey! Baba booey!

It was a good game, but the stuff it was good at could not possibly be improved by a sequel.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Hellblade 2: Tomb Raider.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I'm gonna say it. Ninja Theory gameplay is mediocre.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Senua games look very impressive but there is something very uncanny valley about it.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
The mo-cap looks good. It looked good in the other earlier title I never played too.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ImpAtom posted:

Wasn't that entirely made up? I recall it turning out it was from something intended to be a joke.
I don't think so but now I have doubts because it's not like I've seen the primary sources

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Detective No. 27 posted:

I'm gonna say it. Ninja Theory gameplay is mediocre.

If they ever make another DmC-like I'll play it, strangely.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Mom of War

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Are the Senua games any good? They've made like 3(?) of them and the production quality looks great but also I don't think I've ever heard anybody ever actually talk about playing them at all?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Hellblade 2 has broken new ground by being the first game that, instead of playing, is slowly released periodically in video game shows.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Here's a Ninja Theory: What if they could make games play as good Team Ninja?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

2024 my rear end lmao

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

woops they shouldn't have shown the crowd while playing the fake crowd audio

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
My favorite part so far was when they gave an award to an unknown voice actor and then immediately after had Matthew McCaugnehey show up all like, "actors went on strike against movie studios so now vaguely recognizable Hollywood guys are coming for your job."

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Detective No. 27 posted:

Here's a Ninja Theory: What if they could make games play as good Team Ninja?

more and more people are saying it!!!!

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Oh Hellblade 2 isn't on PS5? poo poo

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

It’d be funny if somehow every trailer was ended up using johnny cash’s hurt coincidentally and every trailer opened with those guitar notes, id be crackin up lol

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Mortal Kombat 1 was disappointing :(

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Ed Boon's jawline continues to widen

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