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CainFortea posted:There is no central authority or record keeping of this certification. 
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I had to pick up a thing, drive a cone course forward, drive back in reverse, then put the thing back. That seemed like silly limited training to me but apparently that was rigorous? E: Fast forward two months and now I’m doing stupid poo poo like using the forklift as a makeshift crane as I load bars of metal onto the saw. goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Dec 8, 2023 |
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That dog is maintaining three points of contact on the ladder. Good boy
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ILL Machina posted:Didn't know what thread this would be best in, but I think it fits here and y'all will enjoy I like how the other cow there is like yo what the gently caress
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Glagha posted:I like how the other cow there is like yo what the gently caress Lol I just noticed that now that you posted this. Dude jumped back like wuuut
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Entropic posted:Now I’ve heard there was a secret cord 
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ILL Machina posted:Didn't know what thread this would be best in, but I think it fits here and y'all will enjoy Can’t fart there, mate?
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Mr. Nice! posted:Here's some insanity from poland I found in the yospos SECfuck thread. A train manufacturer, pissy because they lost the maintenance contract on servicing the trains, modified the software for the trains so that it would brick them if any equipment was changed OR the train's GPS reported it was in a certain set of GPS coordinates for >10 days. Those GPS coordinates all lined up to competitors' service centers. Update on this one, if anyone else is curious: quote:Polish train maker denies claims its software bricked rolling stock maintained by competitor - Says it was probably hacked, which isn't good news either
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Entropic posted:Now I’ve heard there was a secret cord Wow this is good
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Shooting Blanks posted:
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"We're not malicious, we're deeply incompetent in ways that may be felonious!" is definitely a defense of some kind.
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drat even John Deere isn't that savage lol
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"It's not what you think.... ...it's worse"
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"we were hacked in a way that would specifically make our chief competitor look incompetent"
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Wistful of Dollars posted:https://x.com/ghost_gator69/status/1732800472979812743?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg That's cold. Not "in the schad thread" cold, but still, some dude died.
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Benagain posted:"we were hacked in a way that would specifically make our chief competitor look incompetent" I have to assume the hacked line is coming from the managers who requested and approved the change requests as they frantically cover their tracks.
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Shooting Blanks posted:Update on this one, if anyone else is curious: Those dastardly unknown third-party hackers, specifically excluding the Newag workshops from the geofence triggers, and removing the cockpit reset code after it was publicised. I am impressed that these mystery black-hat hackers went so far as to install a physical component that phoned home to Newag, though. That's some real next-level effort.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:you never been real gassy that you feel like you need a port to let it out? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_St._Martin
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CainFortea posted:There is an OSHA requirement that forklift drivers be trained and certified by their employers before operating them, but there are only a few general guidelines on what that training will cover (Unless you can prove your business doesn't require that type of loading or whatever). For $50, you too can be a low speed/high drag certified forklift operator. https://usforkliftcertification.com/
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My Guard training on the forklift consisted of taking a 4k out to a parking lot, picking up a concrete base sign then taking it back to the warehouse Qualified
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Last time I was forklift certified it was my supervisor looking at my driver's license to waive the video and then going out to the parking lot and turning on the lift and the supervisor saying ayup.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:he really should have burnt off that gas
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nomad2020 posted:For $50, you too can be a low speed/high drag certified forklift operator. comes with this hat 
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Entropic posted:Now I’ve heard there was a secret cord Rare W for goon parodies.
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We took one morning off from welding in welding class at community college to watch a 1 hour video and then we lined up to do the little cone course in the parking lot with our one forklift. Rigor!
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lmao Wasn't there also a backpack for cows that captured the fart methane?
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Dragons are ruminants
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Scratch Monkey posted:comes with this hat LOL
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It may seem silly to you, but some of my fondest memories are of spending time with my family gathered around a bloated cow on a cold night, staying warm and telling spooky stories by the light of the fartflame
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the GWP of methane is 34 times that of CO2, so a single cow creates as much global warming emmisions as one car. by installing flames on all livestock cattle, we'd take the equivalent of 1.5 billion cars off the road.
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32 more of those and you could make orbit.
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It’s the spherical cow’s reaction control system, for use in vacuum.
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Spatule posted:That's cold. Not "in the schad thread" cold, but still, some dude died. I appreciate his spouse's commitment to continue the online argument in his place so that he can keep on postin' from beyond the grave
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Deteriorata posted:32 more of those and you could make orbit. this remake of Up sucks
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Qwijib0 posted:the GWP of methane is 34 times that of CO2, so a single cow creates as much global warming emmisions as one car. Capturing that gas and using the equivalent energy for cooking / cooling the resulting steaks, milk, milkshakes, butter, and cream would result in net negative lifecycle emissions! SBD (Sustainable Bovine Delikatessen)!!
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When they announced they were shutting down because a fire caused some damage I was assuming some smouldering, maybe a little flame, not...this. https://twitter.com/wjz/status/1732905327035617502
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https://i.imgur.com/TlscSAo.mp4 If this were Final Destination that thing would shoot out of there and decapitate someone.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/TlscSAo.mp4 You know I took a few calculus classes and I never realized how important log differentials would be.
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StormDrain posted:You know I took a few calculus classes and I never realized how important log differentials would be.
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