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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF 12/10 GDT Eagles/Cowboys - Fuck the Cowboys
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gently caress the Cowboys or...
Boil 'em
Bake 'em
mash 'em
stick 'em in a stew
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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 it’s a fake!!!

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
HEY THAT'S CHEATING :mad:

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
UNCOWARDICE

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
:laffo: GOD drat

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Bhahahahaha

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Dammit how are you not looking for the fake there

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Punting !????? ??????????

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 cant believe they did that

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol. Eagles.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 COWARDS SHOULD HAVE PUNTED

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
That felt pretty obvious lol

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


 :lmao:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 :lol: gently caress YEAH PUNTER PASS

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 lmao

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yQOs93Cgg

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 That camera was awful

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



 lmao

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 da eagles rule lmao

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

CapnAndy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yQOs93Cgg
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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Grand Theft Auto Vice City came out over 21 years ago, it’s old enough to drink.
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
:lmao: someone's getting benched by Bones for that

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
:lmao: cowboys

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iPhone Money
Nov 4, 2009
 Every fake works against the Cowboys

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 That was scouted

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

 lol that looks like a practice play, embarrassing

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
lololololololol

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Wow, Eagles having to break out the schoolyard nonsense already :fork:

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vertical Lime posted:

look at his resume

banger after banger

He also produced Van Halen III, and while I'm the biggest VH fan on these forums, the production on that album is... not great.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
OK, back to the real game now, where the Eagles can't seem to find the motivation to beat the Cowboys on either side of the ball.

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Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

 Wish it wasn't against my team but that was cool as hell

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
AJ, baby :(

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
just run the ball, get 2 or 3 yards, Brotherly Shove

what the gently caress eagles

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
put the punter in for hurts

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

 yeah u gotta catch that

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Eagles should try and fake it again imo

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 That pass hit him right in he dick

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Black Lighter posted:

Dallas isn't even a city, it's three suburbs in a trenchcoat

Fair, our downtown is like 6 square blocks and the rest is just sprawl.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Ugh. You gotta catch that.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Nick catch idiot!

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
surprised AJ didnt catch that

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