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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF 12/10 GDT Eagles/Cowboys - Fuck the Cowboys

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Tom Sellout posted:

He plays nothing like Witten, Collinsworth. You hack

Just be glad Mahomes isn�t in this game

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:16

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 07:47

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

complete loving collapse

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:17

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Literally doesn't matter what the Eagles offense does when the defense can't stop anything

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:17

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

This feels like last week

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:18

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Harlock posted:

Literally doesn't matter what the Eagles offense does when the defense can't stop anything

Bad defense and hurts turn overs

Bad team

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:18

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Google Butt posted:

stop saying here we go dude

Who are you? Show yourself, coward! Dak will never stop saying here we go.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:18

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

shyduck posted:

This feels like last week

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:18

iPhone Money: Nov 4, 2009

Run it up their rear end

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:18

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Shinjobi posted:

Buddy, you and me shitposting in the 5000 page thread is still better than collinsworth

:hmmyes:

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:18

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

iPhone Money posted:

Run it up their rear end

This game is changing its complexion :wink:

:wink:

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Now that I hear YEAHHHH HERE WE GOOO I can't not hear it.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

INCHES

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

gonna be hearing YEAH HERE WE GO in my nightmares

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

shyduck posted:

This feels like last week

they're going to lose by 35+

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

fartknocker posted:

Forget Reid Blankenship, where's Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano? They'd be much better calling this game than Collinsworth.

Right you are, Ken!

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

hurts making faces

why don�t you fumble the ball or gently caress up another drive about it buddy

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

I don't understand the Eagles, but I'm sure it's a simpler answer than what I'm seeing rn.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Mega64 posted:

Now that I hear YEAHHHH HERE WE GOOO I can't not hear it.

I swear the broadcasts have upped the volume on it the last few weeks

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:19

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

MoaM posted:

I don't understand the Eagles, but I'm sure it's a simpler answer than what I'm seeing rn.

they�re old and injured

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:20

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

MoaM posted:

I don't understand the Eagles, but I'm sure it's a simpler answer than what I'm seeing rn.

Offense is no longer good enough to cover for how bad the defense suddenly is.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Harlock posted:

Literally doesn't matter what the Eagles offense does when the defense can't stop anything

is that why the offense is doing nothing too

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:20

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

Mega64 posted:

Now that I hear YEAHHHH HERE WE GOOO I can't not hear it.

Holy gently caress me too it�s a little annoying imo!

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:20

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Cowboys getting cute

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:20

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Hand it to the fullback imo

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:20

Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

"When they need a yard, Zach Martin will be a part of it" [footage of martin falling forward and not blocking anyone]

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:20

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Bad defense and turnovers

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:20

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; Can't post for 5 hours!; Illegal Hen

:lol:

throwing on the 1 yard line. Should've been picked off.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

TD

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Mike Salty.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Black Lighter posted:

OMG I muted my stream and heard 'HERE WE GOOOOO' from my neighbor's tv next door

Cowboys/Chiefs Super Bowl where every commercial break there�s either a Mahomes State Farm ad or one meming HERE WE GOOOOOO, sometimes both.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

Thassa TD

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

MoaM posted:

I don't understand the Eagles, but I'm sure it's a simpler answer than what I'm seeing rn.

they've had some really good fortune up before the last few weeks. 4-5 of the games could have had a single bounce go differently and they would have lost. they could very easily be 6-6 right now

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

iPhone Money: Nov 4, 2009

Thats a td

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I�m like 90% sure he�s in

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

TD

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

I fear that's a good challenge, only hope is that the ball simply isn't visible from any angle.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dumb challenge, there�s nothing overturnable and you�ll score next play

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Commercial break lmao

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:21

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

That�s definitely in

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:22

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 07:47

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

This will be the 7th straight drive the Eagles have allowed points extending back to last game

# ? Dec 11, 2023 03:22

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