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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Crazypoops posted:

I just like drugs personally

they rock

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Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

they showed the insanely brutal hamas rape video too shocking for anyone except the most hardened badasses to dr phil

https://twitter.com/DrPhil/status/1733616553411654061?t=LHAYPevLy7tnGn4upZUyzw&s=19

Oprah’s crimes against humanity are legendary

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Crazypoops posted:

I just like drugs personally

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Real hurthling! posted:

the sabine women were told that if they were chill about marrying their kidnappers they'd be given some form of rights which they did not have under their current patriarchal regime back home and then supposedly this was super enticing and the women were like yes thank you i love being here suddenly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=846by3LOKlA

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

DancingShade posted:

The stress of having to be fit in the military.

Personally I'd be demanding an on-site 2 star michelin chef at the absolute minimum.

this was from a while back but I can't really fault troops for wanting to be served food - it's one of the most basic responsibilities of a military to have to provide for their own soldiers. I read a book a couple of months back about a company commander's experience in Vietnam and MREs/rations were actually the last thing you wanted soldiers to eat, because it sucked and was all sorts of inconvenient and brought down morale. If the patrol didn't come back to base on the same day, the army fly choppers out with containers of hot, cooked food to where the unit currently was and that would be their meal.

Like, there's tactical disadvantages to doing this, but it demonstrates how important it was to keep soldiers well fed with appetizing food, and it's a significant failure of the IDF as an institution if they can't do that, and especially in that story you linked where the people are always on-base and within spitting distance of an urban area anyway.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

HazCat posted:

They're making fun of the extremely stupid Israeli lie that released Israeli hostages only appeared so cheerful because Hamas drugged them, by saying they too would like some of this imaginary drug.

picturing hamas dudes just absolutely smoking out the hostages - jamaican hotbox in the tunnels poo poo - while talking about their cause in the most chill way and backing off when any of them get too couch-locked. "man you're right, no cap, thanks for mossing with me, you want to jam sometime?"

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

gradenko_2000 posted:

this was from a while back but I can't really fault troops for wanting to be served food - it's one of the most basic responsibilities of a military to have to provide for their own soldiers. I read a book a couple of months back about a company commander's experience in Vietnam and MREs/rations were actually the last thing you wanted soldiers to eat, because it sucked and was all sorts of inconvenient and brought down morale. If the patrol didn't come back to base on the same day, the army fly choppers out with containers of hot, cooked food to where the unit currently was and that would be their meal.

Like, there's tactical disadvantages to doing this, but it demonstrates how important it was to keep soldiers well fed with appetizing food, and it's a significant failure of the IDF as an institution if they can't do that, and especially in that story you linked where the people are always on-base and within spitting distance of an urban area anyway.

So, before this was all handed over to KBR, it was actually a huge amount of uniformed work, which required at least 10 troops supporting every one in combat, and cost a lot of money, and took a lot of training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM3-gb9000c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCRcYlxQxlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HygwK8MwlV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZivJdI7nwHM

and for the reasons we talked about, both neoliberalism and Israel's own idiosyncrasies, that poo poo ain't happening.

I should add that for a military of mostly reservists, mostly deployed to their own bases, good luck preventing this capacity from being cut during a period of military complacency. Plumbers-in-uniform ($$$) are hard to justify when you can literally get civilian plumbers to drive to the base and service everything.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Crazypoops posted:

I just like drugs personally

I mean, fair

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Real Mean Queen posted:

Given the level of competence on display with every other aspect of the israeli war machine, I would not be surprised to learn that these guys are just rolling around in their tanks eating off the same unrefrigerated food for days on end

Mcdonalds double cheeseburgers remain technically eatable for multiple days, the idf shoud just feed those to the troops

https://youtu.be/yE5PGe6B95o?si=__eT9ZHNQU6y0mbL

Engorged Pedipalps
Apr 21, 2023

HazCat posted:

They're making fun of the extremely stupid Israeli lie that released Israeli hostages only appeared so cheerful because Hamas drugged them, by saying they too would like some of this imaginary drug.

sometimes the jokes get a little blurry, on account of all the hamas drugs

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Frosted Flake posted:

So, before this was all handed over to KBR, it was actually a huge amount of uniformed work, which required at least 10 troops supporting every one in combat, and cost a lot of money, and took a lot of training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM3-gb9000c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCRcYlxQxlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HygwK8MwlV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZivJdI7nwHM

and for the reasons we talked about, both neoliberalism and Israel's own idiosyncrasies, that poo poo ain't happening.

I should add that for a military of mostly reservists, mostly deployed to their own bases, good luck preventing this capacity from being cut during a period of military complacency. Plumbers-in-uniform ($$$) are hard to justify when you can literally get civilian plumbers to drive to the base and service everything.

sorry but you dont need plumbers or cooks in an army of one

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I said come in! posted:

Yeah, I believe its that footage. And some journalists and knesset members were allowed to see it before that, and they were given sedatives to take, and told not to talk about it. I remember at least one of them raises questions about the authenticity and that a lot of it didn't add up.

To date there is no one who was actually there and saw all of this first hand that has confirmed anything. People who have recovered the bodies talked about what they saw, but these are not medical professionals, they are just volunteers and they are making claims based on things they are not at all qualified to talk about (someone being raped for instance).

On the other hand, survivors that were not kidnapped, talked about Hamas militants being kind and nice to them. Some of these people were left alone because it would have been too complicated to kidnap them. Hamas was careful and selective in who they took.

Owen Jones did actually somehow watch it and reported on it

https://new.thecradle.co/articles/israels-43-minute-hamas-atrocity-video-exposed

Tldr there's some footage of murders, but nothing on the scale the IDF had been claiming, no evidence for their more lurid claims, its mixed in with obviously fake poo poo like the phone calls, and there's at least one instance of a Hamas officer ordering someone to stop shooting civilians and do his actual job

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
morning.

strike, the universe submits.

be sure to say death to israel to the morning sun as you drink your coffee. its another day and israel is getting destroyed.

hopefully at some point the sheep defeated arab people suffering under american-israeli puppets will physically threaten their rulers to do something tangible but i doubt it i think the american and israels have perfected the arab puppet ruler dog, and sadly the same is in the PA.

so i hope the better arabs in lebanon and yemen and the better muslims in Iran do something more at some point to bring the israelis to heel. because Hamas's ongoing victory needs extra support if its gonna fully bring israel down to its knees. as impressive as Hamas's achievements are, they need extra support if theyre gonna seal the deal, and sadly that will require the physical destruction of the egyptian regime specifically because theyre the only country with the border.

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 05:21 on Dec 11, 2023

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

ELTON JOHN posted:

youtube recommended me this album from 1993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QuzcApPAPE

muslimgauze is good listening

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
four dogs died

https://twitter.com/aja_egypt/status/1734063314609582237?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Pentecoastal Elites posted:

they showed the insanely brutal hamas rape video too shocking for anyone except the most hardened badasses to dr phil

https://twitter.com/DrPhil/status/1733616553411654061?t=LHAYPevLy7tnGn4upZUyzw&s=19

I mean this is how you know 100% the video and rape story is bullshit. Israel setup a special screening, not with independent journalists or with the UN inspectors, but fake TV doctor Dr. Phil. Like anyone with half a brain should be able to see this red flag

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I mean this is how you know 100% the video and rape story is bullshit. Israel setup a special screening, not with independent journalists or with the UN inspectors, but fake TV doctor Dr. Phil. Like anyone with half a brain should be able to see this red flag



wow no wonder mormonism took root in america these people are loving idiot marks

"i have these gold tablets i found in my back yard that says jesus was in america"

"may we see those tablets"

"no"

instant success no evidence needed no nothing

so the fact that israel doesnt need evidence to convince a white devil nazi is unsuprising to say the least

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 05:27 on Dec 11, 2023

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

HazCat posted:

They're making fun of the extremely stupid Israeli lie that released Israeli hostages only appeared so cheerful because Hamas drugged them, by saying they too would like some of this imaginary drug.

Handing out pacifiers and glow sticks to the hostages was probably going a bit too far.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
sometimes i like to say stuff like "making GBS threads his diapers" to demean my enemies but it turns out i was simply stating facts



https://x.com/one_dawah/status/1733909169558729165?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The New Yorker: How Hamas Used Sexual Violence on October 7th

oh huh, it's Isaac Chotiner, that guy who always does these devastating interview takedowns of right-wingers. That should mean it's good, right?



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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I like how even given all that the interviewee is like "well we know we can't trust the confession of prisoners because they were probably tortured"

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Dang that doctor is really good at this OSINT stuff. Watches two telegram videos of women in cars and knows about widespread gang rapes and a host of other crimes.

Al-Saqr posted:

sometimes i like to say stuff like "making GBS threads his diapers" to demean my enemies but it turns out i was simply stating facts



https://x.com/one_dawah/status/1733909169558729165?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

"specifically pampers" got a lol from me.

National Parks
Apr 6, 2016
"I can say with a really high degree of certainty that it's not just a few cases"

Cites 2 videos on loving telegram

And they get to trot this out as proof. It's infuriating

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

IDF pamps are extra poopy today

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Ansar Santa posted:

IDF pamps are extra poopy today

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Ansar Santa posted:

IDF pamps are extra poopy today

:pusheen:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

this is beautiful to read

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Ansar Santa posted:

IDF pamps are extra poopy today

new thread title

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

punishedkissinger posted:

IDF are on the back foot. Hamas has nearly completed their encirclement of Tel Aviv. Some alarming reports from Netanyahu's bunker.

Hell yeah.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Ansar Santa posted:

IDF pamps are extra poopy today

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

This is Brave Little Belgium 1914 style propaganda and the media literate liberals are falling over themselves to buy into it.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
poor plucky lil israel was minding its own business when big bad hamas got mad and did all these terrible things

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Al-Saqr posted:

wow no wonder mormonism took root in america these people are loving idiot marks

"i have these gold tablets i found in my back yard that says jesus was in america"

"may we see those tablets"

"no"

instant success no evidence needed no nothing

so the fact that israel doesnt need evidence to convince a white devil nazi is unsuprising to say the least

To be fair, the locals at the time eventually lynched the mormons original prophet because he was ultra annoying and scammed people one too many times. Would have thought that would be that for that religion, but the remaining members moved to what is now Utah, so they could all have multiple wives and keep black people out of their church (these were the two literal actual reasons they started their religion where they did).

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Ansar Santa posted:

IDF pamps are extra poopy today

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah

ELTON JOHN posted:

youtube recommended me this album from 1993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QuzcApPAPE

rip to one of the best to ever do it

BearsBearsBears
Aug 4, 2022
https://twitter.com/BlackBernieBabe/status/1733590883243532598

In 1982 President Reagan referred to the Israeli bombing of Lebanon as a "holocaust". Reagan made a call to Israel and stopped the bombing. So our current president is to the right of Reagan on genocide.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

OctaMurk posted:

Mcdonalds double cheeseburgers remain technically eatable for multiple days, the idf shoud just feed those to the troops

https://youtu.be/yE5PGe6B95o?si=__eT9ZHNQU6y0mbL

:thunk:

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QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011


Israel’s national football team plays its world cup qualifiers against European countries for the past 50 years (after initially trying oceania lol) because no middle eastern team will play them

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