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Agents are GO! posted:God if I only had Maybe they'll do it for free, never hurts to ask.
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Shanghaied posted:It's some hacker culture thing. The BF is likely a computer toucher. But yeah, repeating the same prank over and over on the same group of friends is just ridiculous.
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Dec 11, 2023 03:07
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AITA for not allowing my wife to punish our son for an disgusting and embarrassing gift?quote:My wife(36) and I(38) have three kids. Twins(M and F 14) and a boy (12). The problem is between my boys Noah(twin), Liam and their mother.
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Dec 11, 2023 03:08
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"My son hates me!" "Stop treating him differently than the other son." "No."
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Dec 11, 2023 03:14
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AITA for not letting the only guy in our office use the ladies room.quote:I'm not sure if it's a health problem but he destroys the toilet when he uses it. He literally plugs up the toilet in the men's bathroom every day.
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Dec 11, 2023 03:41
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It's hard out there for a phantom shitter once you go public
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Dec 11, 2023 03:50
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kru posted:I have a flipper and it's a daft toy - don't use your gadgets to gently caress with people who you are supposed to be having a night out with. Honestly I might even do this for a bit of a chuckle, but like…once. “Hehe tee hee I goofed with your phone check out this neat thing I bought and how I did it  ” as a conversation starter.But sitting there playing master hacker and shutting down the entire group just because you can? Grab that thing from the man, smash it on the ground. Dare him to call the cops because I’m sure they’d love to hear you talk about the felonies that you were just prevented from doing.
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Dec 11, 2023 03:55
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Captain Hygiene posted:It's hard out there for a phantom shitter once you go public This is taking "I poo poo on the company dime" to the extreme. The guy has no shame.
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Dec 11, 2023 03:56
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for not letting the only guy in our office use the ladies room. pencilhands!?
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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I became a bioterrorist
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Am I understanding correctly that this guy regularly takes two toilet-clogging shits in the course of an 8-9 hour workday? What the gently caress is he eating?
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Dec 11, 2023 04:37
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AITA for refusing to stay sober during my wife’s pregnancy?quote:My wife (Lauren) and I and have a son together and are expecting a second. Lauren is a recovering alcoholic and has been sober for over a year at this point and she’s doing great. At the start of her sobriety, she asked me not to drink in the house or around her to avoid causing her to relapse, and I agreed to it because I wanted to support her as much as possible and so I stayed sober with her for the first while. But eventually I started drinking again and she was fine with it by that stage. well OP, it seems like the problem here is that you're choosing alcohol over your wife quote:Our marriage is fine, she won’t decide to leave me. quote:I’m not an alcoholic, nor am I selfish. oh, well never mind then. cheers
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Dec 11, 2023 04:38
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for refusing to stay sober during my wife’s pregnancy? I've refrained from drinking around people I have barely met because they were recovering alcoholics. This bloke already has known this woman long enough and closely enough to already have one kid with her and be expecting another. Loves her enough to marry her. But her reasonable request of "I am an alcoholic, please don't drink around me whilst I am pregnant" is too much? He is a very bad man.
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Dec 11, 2023 04:49
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Pirate Radar posted:Am I understanding correctly that this guy regularly takes two toilet-clogging shits in the course of an 8-9 hour workday? What the gently caress is he eating? The food from the fast food place across the street he's paying for in order to take a third destructive poo poo It's really a perfect plan for big toilet
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Dec 11, 2023 04:51
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BrigadierSensible posted:I've refrained from drinking around people I have barely met because they were recovering alcoholics. i liked this one: quote:|| But eventually I started drinking again and she was fine with it by that stage. OP posted:She never said that she had a problem with it.
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Dec 11, 2023 04:59
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odiv posted:Just the title because really what more do we need? I looked it up and it's just depressing, dude wanting to put it in his girlfriend's rear end but he's disgusted by her masturbating next to him. A few good comments though. quote:He needs to be an ex and get him a fleshlight Unfortunately the OP is not listening. Rat Patrol posted:She's not wrong for her comfort level but she's wrong for imposing it on an unconsenting person Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for refusing to go out to the store to buy milk for my girlfriend & causing her to leave the house? Recently I met one of my brother's first friends he made when he moved for a job several years ago. She and her husband are Indian and moved to the US as adults. She told a story about someone telling her about two children at a daycare. The American kid (may have been white, not sure) was cheerfully chowing down on raw broccoli and carrot sticks. The Indian kid had like five dishes spread out in front of him and was crying that he wanted something different. Apparently there's some cultural thing where Indian-American kids are absolutely spoiled for food, which, to be fair, I absolutely would be too if I got to eat Indian food every day.
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Dec 11, 2023 05:08
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MrQwerty posted:The food from the fast food place across the street he's paying for in order to take a third destructive poo poo That’s a good suggestion actually: should they get a really big toilet installed in the men’s room? One that could handle this guy’s Brobdignagian dumps.
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Dec 11, 2023 05:18
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just get one with a garbage disposal on it, they make those right?
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I bet he just uses too much toilet paper. My brother would use these massive softball sized wads when we were kids and I had to unclog the toilet constantly
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Dec 11, 2023 05:22
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Foo Diddley posted:just get one with a garbage disposal on it, they make those right? They do yeah, I’ve used one. It’s called a macerator when it’s in a toilet.
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Dec 11, 2023 05:25
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If there was ever someone that needed a poop knife... This could also be a situation where a bidet solves the problem because its not his colossal dumps but the roll of toilet paper her wipes with.
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Dec 11, 2023 05:26
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Pirate Radar posted:They do yeah, I’ve used one. It’s called a macerator when it’s in a toilet. whaaaaaat i was just joking, i had no idea
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Dec 11, 2023 05:29
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AITA for laughing like scooby dooquote:Recently I found out I can laugh exactly like scooby doo, I just had a weird hunch, I tried it, I’m great at it. Every since realizing this a couple weeks ago I just keep doing it randomly around my boyfriend because it’s funny and he usually reacts with annoyance but not anything extreme. He just thinks it’s silly. But tonight we were kissing a bit on the couch and I did it when he pulled away and he got really upset for some reason and he’s been refusing to touch me at all since saying he doesn’t trust I’m not gonna do the “stupid loving laugh” again. Am I seriously in the wrong here or is he being ridiculous, I’ve just been messing around "Look, honey, you know I love you, but I just don't think this is working out" "RUH ROH"
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for laughing like scooby doo jinkies
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Dec 11, 2023 05:39
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Foo Diddley posted:whaaaaaat It’s for the niche situations when you want to put a toilet into a place where the pipes aren’t meant for solids and it’s easier to install something that just goes brrrrrrr and liquidizes your solids than it is to rip out and replace the piping. Trust me, I only know this because I was really confused and hitting Google to figure out wtf after I flushed and the bottom of the bowl started spinning furiously.
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Dec 11, 2023 05:40
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Pirate Radar posted:Brobdignagian That's a big word
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Toilet Macerator would make a good username
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MrQwerty posted:yeah, a buddy of mine has a flipper and I've played around with it a few times, it's neat if everything is happening consensually. Otherwise, gently caress off. From the discussion I don't really understand what is the purpose of these? Like what's the pitch?
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Dec 11, 2023 06:02
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John Wick of Dogs posted:From the discussion I don't really understand what is the purpose of these? Like what's the pitch? A. An interesting tool for security researchers. B. An annoying tool for annoying tools like this rear end in a top hat.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:From the discussion I don't really understand what is the purpose of these? Like what's the pitch? You can be a huge rear end in a top hat. With technology, so it's all okay.
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With the flip of a switch you create a situation where you know what’s going on and other people don’t, which is all some people are looking for in life. That sense of power, no matter how minor.
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trickybiscuits posted:I looked it up and it's just depressing, dude wanting to put it in his girlfriend's rear end but he's disgusted by her masturbating next to him. A few good comments though. It's probably all fake anyway... Here's a list of other posts that were all deleted from the OP. I recognized one of their non-deleted posts as I went looking at their search history last week and couldn't remember why. They deleted pretty much everything including the 10k karma pettyrevenge post about their boyfriend that was the reason I was looking at them. https://www.rareddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/184uq3p/new_hire_at_my_boyfriends_job_thinks_shes_going/
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Dec 11, 2023 07:13
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Making a small sacrifice in solidarity of the woman I love who's carrying my child? Bulllshit! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!!
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BrigadierSensible posted:This is true. That's the thing, as soon as you move someone in, you have to agree on what the situations going to be like. That "MUH HOUSE, MUH RULES" is something lovely, toxic boomers do. As soon as my girlfriend officially moved in (about 5 months after she actually moved in, and after 3 months of us living together, but that's another story) I knew that anything related to the house, or how we live in it, had to be by mutual consent, which was a legit bummer for me, for a few reasons, but I sucked it the gently caress up, because I wanted to live with her and be in a relationship with her, and not just live in the house alone with my cat. This is even true with roommates, I bought this house, my name's the only one on the mortgage and tax documents, but back when I lived with roommates we still talked about what the house rules would be, and I consulted with them before making any changes that permanently altered the living situation in the house.
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Dec 11, 2023 07:20
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AITA for not returning home for my fiancee when she was locked outside of the house?quote:It’s a nice Sunday afternoon. My plan is to walk to my sister’s house (an hour away) and watch my football team play live on television. It’ll be dark once the game finishes, so I’ll take an Uber back. We don’t have cars and are also trying to save money (wedding to pay for and much more). My fiancee plans to stay at our home, read, relax, watch TV.
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BrigadierSensible posted:And this politeness goes both ways too. A simple "Are you going to need a piss/poo poo anytime soon? If not, then I'm going to have a shower." would be an easy and polite way for him to avoid being walked in on. There's a second bathroom. Why should he need to ask that? AITA for throwing my friend out of the party after he misbehaved with my girlfriend because a prank went wrong quote:I was throwing a birthday dinner with drinks to close friends and family at a fancy cocktail place. My friend doesn’t drink at all, as a health conscious choice. He is a mildly religious person. My girlfriend was having a fancy cocktail and so was everyone else, except my friend. Friend is probably an rear end in a top hat too if OP is correctly relaying what he said about "the man in the relationship" but this is otherwise the correct reaction to a "prank".
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Dec 11, 2023 07:49
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ApplesandOranges posted:AITA for not returning home for my fiancee when she was locked outside of the house? I wonder how "accidental" the fiancee's locking herself out actually was.
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FMguru posted:I'm always suspicious when one person goes off to do something that's important to them (a hobby thing, a sports thing, hanging out with friends, etc.) and as soon as they arrive and settle in their absent partner suddenly has an accident or emergency and needs them back home right now. In my overly elaborate imagining of the circumstances, she waited for him to leave so she could order her guilty pleasure meal that he either hates or always steals so she can only have it when he is safely away. And then she was so excited about it, she rushed out of the apartment to meet the delivery guy, forgetting that the door would lock automatically behind her. She brought her phone with her so she could track the delivery status in real time, which is why she was able to call him for help. And she immediately tore into the food with her bare hands because she was locked out from the kitchen with its plates and utensils, which made her hands too greasy to be able to climb up the drain pipe to get back inside. Also secretly they hate each other and do everything they can to mildly inconvenience each other in an exhausting never-ending cycle of passive aggression.
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