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Guys I just plugged my phone in to charge and now my penis is gone???? wtf??
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As long as you never let the phone go above 63% its permanent
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Dec 11, 2023 20:49
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Mr.Radar posted:It's that time of year again whats the bracket? you cant read tweets anymore if you don't have an account.
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Dec 11, 2023 20:50
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Half the tweets in there are really obvious jokes.
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Dec 11, 2023 20:55
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That Epstein poll one from a couple of weeks ago should take the prize.
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Dec 11, 2023 20:56
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he's right, i don't comprehend this e: i don't have an iphone though, should i charge my samsung? i'm so confused freemandela has a new favorite as of 21:10 on Dec 11, 2023 |
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Dec 11, 2023 21:07
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freemandela posted:he's right, i don't comprehend this If you're not too busy eating hot chip and lying, as is our wont. I myself walk solo in urban areas during nighttime gas attacks because that's FEMALE PRIVILEGE.
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Dec 11, 2023 21:44
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Scott Forstall posted:whats the bracket? you cant read tweets anymore if you don't have an account. In the url, swap out twitter.com to nitter.net and fill your boots with bad tweets
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Dec 11, 2023 21:45
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freemandela posted:he's right, i don't comprehend this Women are mostly too afraid to walking around alone at night, whereas men get to pretend they are Mad Max in a dust storm every night. This is very difficult for them.
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Dec 11, 2023 21:47
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It is loving nice, as a man, to spend years and years living in your community and not being a loving weirdo. If you can manage that you get to pet their dogs.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:09
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Desert Bus posted:It is loving nice, as a man, to spend years and years living in your community and not being a loving weirdo. If you can manage that you get to pet their dogs. I pet dogs but am also a massive loving weirdo so I feel like maybe it's a spectrum?
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Dec 11, 2023 22:21
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Well there is a spectrum involved
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I just mask it well and I get to pet so so so many good dogs.The Wicked ZOGA posted:Well there is a spectrum involved I am ASD and HSD. I know my spectrums.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:33
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Desert Bus posted:I just mask it well and I get to pet so so so many good dogs. You're A Sad Dude and a Heavy Set Dude? Stay strong brother.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:50
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I have HSD. Huge Dick Syndrome. wait I got that wrong
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:I have HSD. Huge Dick Syndrome. wait I got that wrong dyslexia is a common comorbidity
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Dec 11, 2023 22:55
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I've got Huge Syndrome Dick. Doctors say I've got months to live
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Dec 11, 2023 23:00
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Pookah posted:In the url, swap out twitter.com to nitter.net and fill your boots with bad tweets https://x.com/dril/status/922321981?s=20
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Dec 11, 2023 23:12
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I wonder if the E=MC2+ai tweet made it into the worst collection. gently caress it still makes me mad.
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Dec 12, 2023 00:30
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All 64 tweets should be from Elon
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Alexander Hamilton posted:All 64 tweets should be from Elon He specifically left out Elon tweets because they'd be half, or more, of the bracket.
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Dec 12, 2023 00:45
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Someone should send him a list I'm sure it was quite a few people affected https://twitter.com/TheRabbitHole84/status/1734077769754267700?t=aqexMYDV8IBHknM6PIUNTg&s=19
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Alexander Hamilton posted:All 64 tweets should be from Elon You have said the actual truth
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lmao https://twitter.com/ExileGrimm/status/1734365364127944755 context: whil pencil is a professional trust fund baby whose posting gimmick is to post about how ~The Economy Is Doing So Great~ and get mad at poor people for stubbornly being poor anyway
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/TheRabbitHole84/status/1734077769754267700?t=aqexMYDV8IBHknM6PIUNTg&s=19 God loving damnit I'm so glad I don't use Twitter anymore
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Dec 12, 2023 01:27
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Peanut Butter posted:God loving damnit I'm so glad I don't use Twitter anymore Love being talked down to by a person whose entire gimmick is follow the white rabbit
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Dec 12, 2023 01:36
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Flesh Forge posted:lmao lmao get dunked on loving nerd
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Peanut Butter posted:God loving damnit I'm so glad I don't use Twitter anymore Oh let me fix that for you then quote:How many people were punished or de-platformed for peddling the following conspiracy theories:
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pillsburysoldier posted:Love being talked down to by a person whose entire gimmick is follow the white rabbit No you don't In fact, I suspect that you find it amusing and/or insulting
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https://twitter.com/AlpacaAurelius/status/1734312936842117358?t=5ygC7nlQttVfKay9iGLWcw&s=19quote:If I were building a home from scratch, here's what I would ensure is in it:
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Dec 12, 2023 02:49
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Twitter Cockpit what a huge fuckin' nerd (and nazi)
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Henchman of Santa posted:Half the tweets in there are really obvious jokes.
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Scott Forstall posted:whats the bracket? you cant read tweets anymore if you don't have an account. Way too many to show all of them, but this second screenshot sticks out to me. https://twitter.com/JeremiahDJohns/status/1734215782752538629?t=BXlxLX42cHmnSwrs5c3vOg&s=19 Like I dunno why I personally deserve to be nuked
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/AlpacaAurelius/status/1734312936842117358?t=5ygC7nlQttVfKay9iGLWcw&s=19 The house already magically fixes all water and has treats on tap, why not other fantasies like a people who could stand living with him?
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If I were building a home from scratch, here's what I would ensure is in it: * Doors that need chess pieces to open
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credburn posted:If I were building a home from scratch, here's what I would ensure is in it: I'm filling mine with books that all have two-page journal entries vaguely alluding to the disaster that's going to befall me.
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Dec 12, 2023 04:59
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Don't forget keys shaped like card suits or maybe zodiac symbols which you leave locked up in random rooms and can only access by solving puzzles using environmental clues
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Cleretic posted:I'm filling mine with books that all have two-page journal entries vaguely alluding to the disaster that's going to befall me. I've always wanted to recreate the scorched-up MYST bookcase detail-for-detail and then disappear
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credburn posted:If I were building a home from scratch, here's what I would ensure is in it: i would just build the castle you claim as your own in mm7 but before you reclaim it. just a broken castle full of orcs
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grittyreboot posted:Way too many to show all of them, but this second screenshot sticks out to me. absolutely nothing will top the insane "my surgeon daddy bought me 10 mutilated human vaginas to take home and play with" lady
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