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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Zoben posted:

Furburgerage

Oh, they've been doing that one for years. I admit to being on Reddit a lot more than SA these days since I don't read GBS and the only two threads I post in are really slow. There are plenty of cool redditors and plenty of gigantic shitheads. Stern does have a lot of MAGA fans (I'd imagine a bit older in general), hater fans, and straight-up rumor mill fans. The biggest allegations:

- Howard wears a wig -- I agree that his hair looks really loving weird

- Ralph and Howard were/are both gay and in a homosexual relationship

- Beth is a former prostitute

There are one or two jackoffs arguing that Ralph died due to the COVID vaccine but they get downvoted to hell so their comments get hidden. Anyway, RIP to the man who's rather catch than pitch, because he (was :( ) Howard's bitch, and his name was Ralphiecaaaaaaakes

I sincerely believe 2 out of 3 of those things. And they're both completely fine imo. People need hair and they need to make a living.

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Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

1glitch0 posted:

I sincerely believe 2 out of 3 of those things. And they're both completely fine imo. People need hair and they need to make a living.

I think that he has a system and/or plugs of some kind. But not a wig. And yes I agree, completely fine.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Two Kings posted:

https://youtu.be/cn9lrrrE9fs?si=icD5lRaFbLjOGzbd

He allegedly stole $100 cash tip off the table at Las Vegas Nobu.

And stole $100 during a card game on the Private Jet to Las Vegas.

Complete scumbag move and Ralph did a very poor job defending himself.

Yeah he was great. I mean not as a person but for entertainment. That was an easy 2 hour watch

I saw this reddit post and kind of laughed at the title
https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/18doj5p/in_any_of_the_tributes_did_anyone_give_any/
"In any of the tributes did anyone give any examples of Ralph being anything other than an rear end in a top hat?"

Pretty funny that that's all the memories for 40 years. Him being an rear end in a top hat. But he was a fun one.

I still say he was more likeable at his worst than Stuttering John

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

1glitch0 posted:

I sincerely believe 2 out of 3 of those things. And they're both completely fine imo. People need hair and they need to make a living.

I thought the wig thing was stupid until recent years when his beard went totally grey and his hair went totally black. Honestly his hair might be totally real but it definitely is totally dyed by now. Beth was definitely a not very successful model, but is there any evidence that she was a prostitute? Howard and Ralph being gay is just silly (and also a true who gives a poo poo to me).

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Lifespan posted:

I thought the wig thing was stupid until recent years when his beard went totally grey and his hair went totally black. Honestly his hair might be totally real but it definitely is totally dyed by now. Beth was definitely a not very successful model, but is there any evidence that she was a prostitute? Howard and Ralph being gay is just silly (and also a true who gives a poo poo to me).

There's no way that isn't a wig. All those rock and metal guys that have been on the show for years, including Ozzy, have worn wigs for decades. I'm not saying Howard is bald but that's not his hair.

I do think Beth worked at some agency as a model but it was also as a high end escort service for rich men. This was the 90s after all. I also think her job on Letterman was somehow given to her to get her out of that life, keep her close by and in the city. Employing her at the radio station or E! would have been obvious. Why else would you go all the way to NYC to model but then just take a job as a Paige? I do believe that Howard fell in love with her and wanted her around at all time because that's how co-dependent he is.

And all of this is a big reason why the Stern's and Howard's kids hate Beth. In the history of this thread I can't think of one time someone shared picture of or story of Beth hanging out with her step daughters. When Rae and Ben would visit Howard for a weekend, Beth would just leave.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I'm pretty sure Howard's daughters hate Beth simply because Howard dumped their mother (who raised them their entire lives) for a woman who was 25 years younger. Let's not kid ourselves: Howard was a galactically lovely father and husband.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



There's too many leaps in your theory but I shall choose to believe every word of it.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Bonzo posted:

There's no way that isn't a wig. All those rock and metal guys that have been on the show for years, including Ozzy, have worn wigs for decades. I'm not saying Howard is bald but that's not his hair.

I do think Beth worked at some agency as a model but it was also as a high end escort service for rich men. This was the 90s after all. I also think her job on Letterman was somehow given to her to get her out of that life, keep her close by and in the city. Employing her at the radio station or E! would have been obvious. Why else would you go all the way to NYC to model but then just take a job as a Paige? I do believe that Howard fell in love with her and wanted her around at all time because that's how co-dependent he is.

And all of this is a big reason why the Stern's and Howard's kids hate Beth. In the history of this thread I can't think of one time someone shared picture of or story of Beth hanging out with her step daughters. When Rae and Ben would visit Howard for a weekend, Beth would just leave.

The escort thing, it seems like there might be some truth to it, but if Howard had discovered that at some point, he's such a germophobe that I would believe it to be a dealbreaker. Reddit believes that because he wears condoms with her, this is because she has an STD that he doesn't want to catch.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Zoben posted:

The escort thing, it seems like there might be some truth to it...

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2021/07/blind-items-revealed-33.html

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Isn't there was audio somewhere of John Stamos saying, "....her?" when Howard told him he was getting married?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

haljordan posted:

I'm pretty sure Howard's daughters hate Beth simply because Howard dumped their mother (who raised them their entire lives) for a woman who was 25 years younger. Let's not kid ourselves: Howard was a galactically lovely father and husband.

Was he seeing Beth when they got divorced?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

If I were Howard I would have married Angie Everhart instead of the vapid horseface crazy cat lady but that's just me.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Angie would sleep until noon, which drove Howard crazy. Beth would go to sleep at 8 pm and get up at 4 with him.

Beth is attractive and more importantly indulges Howard in all his crazy routines and eccentricities. And put her relationship with him above any attempt at a career. She even gave up children for him. It was a Faustian bargain at its best.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tbf to Howard I think he actually cares about the animals

Can you imagine being Scott the engineer with a dying wife and Howard is raising money for upper west side cats

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Xb5PE7raQ

When was the last roast? Is there any roasts anywhere anymore?

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Former Human posted:

If I were Howard I would have married Angie Everhart instead of the vapid horseface crazy cat lady but that's just me.

Well, that one's no contest. Of course, there's the other rumor that Angie and Robin Givens were both Buchwald agents (that might be true, I'm not sure and I'm not gonna Google it), and that they didn't actually go out with Howard, it was some kind of mutual promotion deal and/or a cover for the supposed fact that Howard is gay.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Howard is not gay

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
As someone who thinks the fans are too too hard on Beth (and honestly I'm not defending her, she just is whatever) and thinks Howard is a crazy narcissist (who is a bad partner and has frankly almost admitted to being a bad father), I don't think he is gay. It would be the most legendary conclusion in media history if he outs himself and I would be way too interested, but he just isn't.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I think Beth is a nice lady who loves Howard and takes care of cats and animals because she has a good heart. She likes him because he's funny. PROSTITUTE??

I also have the same hairline at 49 as I did at 20 (just renewed my passport) and there's about 5 grey hairs on my scalp, even though my beard is more salt than pepper now. WIG???

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Ether Frenzy posted:

I also have the same hairline at 49 as I did at 20 (just renewed my passport) and there's about 5 grey hairs on my scalp, even though my beard is more salt than pepper now. WIG???

Unfortunately your friends and coworkers refer to you as a wig-wearing pelican behind your back.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Zoben posted:

Well, that one's no contest. Of course, there's the other rumor that Angie and Robin Givens were both Buchwald agents (that might be true, I'm not sure and I'm not gonna Google it), and that they didn't actually go out with Howard, it was some kind of mutual promotion deal and/or a cover for the supposed fact that Howard is gay.

It's less to cover that he's gay and more an attempt to give legitimacy to his (fictional) "mad tear" phase when he had actually been with Beth since 1998. He and Alison had been split up for awhile (she was already remarried within a year of the divorce officially going through, and a huge divorce like that, in NY, takes forever to churn through the system) and he and Beth both struggle to keep up with the dates for their supposed first meeting.

And yes both are (or were, at the time) clients of Buchwald.

Sand Monster fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Dec 10, 2023

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I don't really give a gently caress one way or the other, but my dad never went grey (white actually) until he was in his 70s. And then it was within about a year.

Some people think Beth is a horsetoo..... oh wait thats bababooey faced whatever the gently caress. Other people think, including Howard I guess that sh'es attractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

She probably just doesn't care about kids. {stuff removed because I went to look at the post in question and I had it wrong or at the very least misinterpreted} Its not that uncommon. Theres nothing wrong with that, and people who are like that are not defective or whatever the gently caress. They just are the way they are.
Beth maybe loves Howard, or maybe she's just like, "hey this guy has a wallet big enough that I can just hang out with cats and do whatever I feel like it so gently caress it and gently caress a career. If we get divorced, I'll get enough money that I still don't have to work".

Oh and since this thread is badmouthing Howard:

HOWARD YOU ARE GAY AND F****T!!!

Edited to remove something I had wrong/misinterpreted

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Dec 10, 2023

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Lifespan posted:

As someone who thinks the fans are too too hard on Beth (and honestly I'm not defending her, she just is whatever) and thinks Howard is a crazy narcissist (who is a bad partner and has frankly almost admitted to being a bad father), I don't think he is gay. It would be the most legendary conclusion in media history if he outs himself and I would be way too interested, but he just isn't.

I agree. I'm mainly just passing along the main Reddit rumor mill stuff. They aren't really even considered rumors by them, there are people who 100000% believe that he and Ralph were gay lovers (this is not all of the sub's posters, as I said there are cool posters too, if it was all just a shitheap I wouldn't go there). I think it's preposterous. There's something up with his hair for sure though. I don't entirely care myself other than a bit of curiosity -- there are some posters who analyze it like it's the Zapruder film.

wesleywillis posted:

Oh and since this thread is badmouthing Howard:

I don't know if you're referring to me but I wasn't badmouthing him, I love Howard and always will, even if I haven't listened to his show in years. Just above Conan, he's given me more hours of entertainment than anybody else who's ever lived

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Zoben posted:



I don't know if you're referring to me but I wasn't badmouthing him, I love Howard and always will, even if I haven't listened to his show in years. Just above Conan, he's given me more hours of entertainment than anybody else who's ever lived

Nah we cool.

Just in general it seems like every thread on Reddit and this one is mainly people saying Howard sucks because of (whatever thing).

I think it was in this thread that I found out that Hoards was all like "I met a bunch of my fans and when I saw what they were like I decided I'd had enough" or something like that.
Basically seeing how lovely a large number of his fans were is what prompted him to turn in to "P.C. Howie" or whatever the gently caress people are calling him.

HoWOKE Stern.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

wesleywillis posted:

Nah we cool.

Just in general it seems like every thread on Reddit and this one is mainly people saying Howard sucks because of (whatever thing).

I think it was in this thread that I found out that Hoards was all like "I met a bunch of my fans and when I saw what they were like I decided I'd had enough" or something like that.
Basically seeing how lovely a large number of his fans were is what prompted him to turn in to "P.C. Howie" or whatever the gently caress people are calling him.

HoWOKE Stern.

Ah, gotcha. Reminds me of when Chappelle kept seeing all these frat-boy fans missing the point of all of his skits on his show.

Someone posted on reddit something like "You guys whine about how Howard changed and is a big woke PC pussy, and then on a new show when he talks about chicks he wants to bang, you call him an old skeevy pervert! He can't win"

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
The Howard Stern Reddit is the perfect example of why I hate Reddit. Those people loving hate the show and everyone on it to an unhealthy level but appear to continue listening to every minute. This thread is more than willing to (fairly) throw poo poo, but I never get the impression anyone here is posting through clenched teeth.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Lifespan posted:

The Howard Stern Reddit is the perfect example of why I hate Reddit. Those people loving hate the show and everyone on it to an unhealthy level but appear to continue listening to every minute. This thread is more than willing to (fairly) throw poo poo, but I never get the impression anyone here is posting through clenched teeth.

I used to follow the stern subreddit but eventually unsubscribed because it was non-stop hate. I checked it out recently (Before Ralph died) and it seemed not quite as toxic as it once was at least.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Reddit is badly designed for most discussions

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

EngineerJoe posted:

I used to follow the stern subreddit but eventually unsubscribed because it was non-stop hate. I checked it out recently (Before Ralph died) and it seemed not quite as toxic as it once was at least.

Yeah i have to admit that i checked it out for the first time this week for Ralph and most of them were sad and it seemed reasonable. Just looking at this week. I saw a few old funny clips there that I spent a lot of time watching

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Definitely had my moment of "Stern Show sucks and the only enjoyment I get is hearing fans make fun of Howard's existing show and evolution" phase. My golden era was the Sirius era up until Artie left, but I had been following the show casually since the late 90s.

The subreddit seems pretty down about Ralph dying. It's still a bummer hearing about members of the show passing.

Corb3t fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Dec 11, 2023

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Corb3t posted:

Definitely had my moment of "Stern Show sucks and the only enjoyment I get is hearing fans make fun of Howard's existing show and evolution" phase.

The subreddit seems pretty down about Ralph dying. It's still a bummer hearing about members of the show passing.

Ralph died? Aw, geez. By the time I stopped listening, he was practically the only remaining true believer in poo poo-stirring. :(

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpmMLqk-FK4

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

euphronius posted:

Reddit is badly designed for most discussions

Yeah, I never liked the layout of that site. Reminds me off BBSes from like 1999

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

prefect posted:

Ralph died? Aw, geez. By the time I stopped listening, he was practically the only remaining true believer in poo poo-stirring. :(

You picked a good time to check the thread cuz this was last week. Id recommend reading the last few pages here if youve got the time. Great posts and vids to be found.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I went to look how long its been since the last poster posted here to make sure I wasnt being rude and saw he had 46 pages of posts so I looked for myself and Jfc i have 30 pages of posts in this thread. At the time of my first post here i was in my early 20s, hadnt left the house yet, hadnt had a meaningful romantic relationship yet, hadnt gotten my first full time job yet, my mom was still alive (but very sick at the time) aaaaand even despite that Artie had already left the show by then. Good god basically my entire adult life has happened since my first post here. drat.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

A guy I responded to early on, hunter a x, (I seem to recall not liking him very much lol) hasnt posted on SA since 2014. Not that anything happened to them necessarily but I wonder how many posters ITT have died that we'll never know about. Well I'll tell you all now - if I ever disappear for like 6mo+ something Bad has happened.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Paraphrasing a random goon’s quote, but I’ve seen SA described as a tight knit community that feels like family but that probably wouldn’t notice if you suddenly died.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

beep by grandpa posted:

I went to look how long its been since the last poster posted here to make sure I wasnt being rude and saw he had 46 pages of posts so I looked for myself and Jfc i have 30 pages of posts in this thread. At the time of my first post here i was in my early 20s, hadnt left the house yet, hadnt had a meaningful romantic relationship yet, hadnt gotten my first full time job yet, my mom was still alive (but very sick at the time) aaaaand even despite that Artie had already left the show by then. Good god basically my entire adult life has happened since my first post here. drat.

You made me check mine.

:smith:

75 pages

since 2014.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

You made me check mine.

:smith:

75 pages

since 2014.

How many of them only consisted of “Ack Ack”?

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EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



My second post in this thread referenced this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8se6Z4-6v8

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