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Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:
That drat Jesus, so hot right now!

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AI usually shits up threads but those were hilarious.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Large Testicles posted:

lets cut out the acronym thing before people say the pontiac thing

I just heard this one the other day and the shop manager had to tell the guy that he cannot say that word. A little later, I don't even remember what the context was, but the guy was telling a story and got derailed and kept saying "you told me I can't say that word anymore."

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


:hmmyes:

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




The Demilich posted:

You've inspired me


I love the jeans look like they fit quite well.

Reminds me of how Homer Simpson put on a clown suit and they fit perfectly.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i feel like i had a similar hot wheels car as a kid

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I'm pretty sure JNCO made carpenter jeans too, this is a shameful oversight.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

FFT posted:

I'm pretty sure JNCO made carpenter jeans too, this is a shameful oversight.

How do carpenter jeans differ from normal jeans? Extra pocket for your square?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Arivia posted:

How do carpenter jeans differ from normal jeans? Extra pocket for your square?
They're similar to cargo pants with an extra loop to hold a hammer.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I like the ones where He tucks his toga inside His jeans, or is just chilling with His hands in the pockets of some jeans He's not even wearing.

These ones

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 12:53 on Dec 11, 2023

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I was really hoping this thread was going to stay nondeniminational.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Lobok posted:

I was really hoping this thread was going to stay nondeniminational.

Ask the ai to make Mohammed in bondage pants or Buddha with frosted tips then

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I don't think I've ever seen Buddha in distressed, or Muhamed go something something mountain related stone washed maybe?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
If you meet the Buddha with frosted tips or wearing jeans, kill him.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I'm seriously starting to contemplate rocking this look. Imagine pondering tucking / no tucking your flannel shirt or whatever, and then go you know what I bet I can fit an entire goddamn toga down my comically rear end oversized denim balloons from Wronglers, and then just loving sending it. You have to respect that.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It definitely helps if you're ripped as fuuuuuck

Course it you're ripped as fuuuuuck then pretty much anything looks good

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Data Graham posted:

It definitely helps if you're ripped as fuuuuuck

Course it you're ripped as fuuuuuck then pretty much anything looks good

Except a suit.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Gotta get huge, gotta stay huge, that's the game.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sir, shoes are expected to be worn by patrons to this establishment.

Really, who is expecting that?

Right you are sir; I do not know. Please follow this way, sir, to be seated.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
well jesus seven-toed christ

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

davidspackage posted:

The people were astonished at his circumference.

Lmao

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

zedprime posted:

If you meet the Buddha with frosted tips or wearing jeans, kill him.

"Go ahead, I'll just reincarnate even hotter."

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

pseudosavior posted:

"Go ahead, I'll just reincarnate even hotter."



Absolute chad

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/pRcdaVh.mp4

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



pseudosavior posted:

"Go ahead, I'll just reincarnate even hotter."



Alright this is kind of amazing, I might have to re-evaluate my opinion of AI

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
But what about when there was only one set of footprints?

That was when I asked you to carry me, because I didn't want to get sand and seawater on my jeans.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Phlegmish posted:

Alright this is kind of amazing, I might have to re-evaluate my opinion of AI

Getting surprisingly better about fingers and toes. Still not perfect, but an occasional extra finger is a pointed improvement.

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

these jeans seem good to me

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Accurate to real life

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Arivia posted:

Accurate to real life

Hands are too big.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Like a visual metaphor

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Karate Bastard posted:

I don't think I've ever seen Buddha in distressed, or Muhamed go something something mountain related stone washed maybe?

I actually had to wait for review for the prompt with Mohammed in it, and much to my surprise it was given the go ahead and authorized when I checked in today.






Also

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Karate Bastard posted:

I like the ones where He tucks his toga inside His jeans, or is just chilling with His hands in the pockets of some jeans He's not even wearing.

These ones

The Demilich posted:

You've inspired me


If you look closely, his feet do come out of the legs, so what he's actually done is cut out the rear end of those jeans and stepped into them that way.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
please no prophet Muhammads, sexy jeans be damned 😩

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

That is the world's least functional belt.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Lazy_Liberal posted:

please no prophet Muhammads, sexy jeans be damned 😩
it's :airquote:a:airquote: Mohammed....

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Dameius posted:

That is the world's least functional belt.

Would be a cool Diablo IV boss

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Dameius posted:

That is the world's least functional belt.

Doesn't need a belt. He lets even himself go.

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