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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Uh no it's a working class Banana in a tartan

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Dare you take the One Chip(munk) Challenge?
https://i.imgur.com/gj1CeJP.mp4

that chipmunk done been flavor blasted

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

Aramoro posted:

I think the wacky hot sauce names is really just American, not white people in general. My country is incredibly white but our hot sauces just say what they are not what they want to do.

To Goons in general white = Anglo. Which makes the British food thread hilarious, its like the Spidermans pointing at eachother.jpg

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Dare you take the One Chip(munk) Challenge?
https://i.imgur.com/gj1CeJP.mp4

Had to wait for the first almond to activate

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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i wonder if those are like the wasabi soy diamond almonds cause i do the same thing the first time i put one in my mouth and then proceed to chipmunk them too

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Large Testicles posted:

i wonder if those are like the wasabi soy diamond almonds cause i do the same thing the first time i put one in my mouth and then proceed to chipmunk them too

According to the video description it's simply the first time that chipmunk had ever tasted almonds and they're blowing its mind

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

According to the video description it's simply the first time that chipmunk had ever tasted almonds and they're blowing its mind

fair enough, almonds may be terrible for the water in california but they're tasty so?

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Almonds are poo poo tier nuts.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Almonds are poo poo tier nuts.

who am i gonna agree with, you, some pleb, or the chipmunk, the chad?

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Chipmunks live in grass and dirt. I live in a house.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




a house of fuckin LIES, almonds are dope

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Almonds are O.K. but it’s not worth giving up what could have been a peach tree, or a plum or apricot.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Chipmunks live in grass and dirt. I live in a house.

probably a small bed with no wife tho

:smith::same:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Almonds are poo poo tier nuts.

Fite me and the chipmunk

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Karate Bastard posted:

Fite me and the chipmunk

I'll just wait till your garbage nut farm causes the west coast to fall off

E: sounds like a nickname for a frat house

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sounds like a big ask from a bad porn studio

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:28 on Dec 12, 2023

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Large Testicles posted:

probably a small bed with no wife tho

:smith::same:

I sleep in a tiny bed with my life partner, Dale.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

roasted almonds are great

eating raw almonds is like taking a bite out of a raw potato

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



A raw potato tastes kinda good

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Raw almonds are like delicious delicious tree bark, please mail me a lot of almonds because I am broke and cannot afford them

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Evilreaver posted:

Raw almonds are like delicious delicious tree bark, please mail me a lot of almonds because I am broke and cannot afford them

Get outta here. How'd a chipmunk even get an account in the first place??

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/hpFfc0E.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




What were they thinking, trying to get into a bear's home in the first place?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Made the jump just barely

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Captain Hygiene posted:

What were they thinking, trying to get into a bear's home in the first place?

But the porridge was just right!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

But the porridge was just right!

Bear on dating profile:
“The porridge is just right :heysexy:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What hot sauce did that bear eat to get so ornery?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Captain rear end in a top hat's Nuclear Grundle Gooch Wing Ointment.

My favorite by them is Captain rear end in a top hat’s Ultimate Thermonuclear Rectum Annihilator and Paint Stripper

E: because it has my nickname in the name of the product

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

FreudianSlippers posted:

A truly efficient digestive system would never stop making GBS threads.

Flint_Paper posted:

This, in Latin, will be the motto of whatever business I eventually start

Ratio digestiva vere efficiens nunquam making GBS threads cessat.

Per Google translate anyway. Now you have no reason to not start that business.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

freeedr posted:

My favorite by them is Captain rear end in a top hat’s Ultimate Thermonuclear Rectum Annihilator and Paint Stripper

E: because it has my nickname in the name of the product

Nice to meet you, and.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

freeedr posted:

Ultimate Stripper

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


freeedr posted:

Captain rear end in a top hat’s Rectum

:marc:

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

FreudianSlippers posted:

A truly efficient digestive system would never stop making GBS threads.

surely you wouldn't poo poo at all

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I do enjoy a cashew from time to time.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I digest hot pockets into 100% pure jo energy leaving behind no stool, only goop.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I do enjoy a cashew from time to time.

Cashews come from a fruit though they are completely different from almonds.

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Boat carrying football fans gets stuck under Hammersmith Bridge in London
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-67680559

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Haptical Sales Slut posted:

I digest hot pockets into 100% pure jo energy leaving behind no stool, only goop.

The HP -> JOC pipeline.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Regarde Aduck posted:

surely you wouldn't poo poo at all

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Brawnfire posted:

I sleep in a tiny bed with my life partner, Dale.

Flavius Aetass, stop posting on Brawnfire’s account.

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