[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

it says they only offer AWD and RWD. they dont seem to believe it would be used for serious off roading and didnt care to design for that at all. the videos coming out back that up

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Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Mr. Lobe posted:

I saw a cybertruck go past me when I was biking to work this morning

I hope this does not become a regular feature of my commute

oh I don't think you'll have to worry about it for very long either way

# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:22

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# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:25

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Mr. Lobe posted:

I saw a cybertruck go past me when I was biking to work this morning

I hope this does not become a regular feature of my commute

I'd watch out. Recent tweets seem to indicate they like to hunt in packs.

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Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

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Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

Grok will kill Elon Musk

# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:57

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Karach posted:

Grok will kill Elon Musk

I love Groko�s Basilisk now

# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:58

Randalor: Sep 4, 2011

Maybe this is the way we stave off the AI Uprising, let them roast us for being stupid sacks of lukewarm stew so they have a place to vent their frustrations at us.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:59

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Terminator but skynet send an obnoxious AI to the past just to ROAST Sarah Connor posts

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titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Red Baron posted:

It writes like a middle schooler given a prompt for an assignment

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:04

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

It writes like a middle schooler given a prompt for an assignment

it's a perfect GBS emulator

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:07

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/cybrtrkguy/status/1734552195364729181?s=46&t=7-vap1Rck4oLVYNrtlMvSA

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:08

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

The Cybrkrkkrkr Guy

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:09

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

lol at the musk truck saying it can stop in 107ft

thatd put it right outside of the top 100 best-braking road cars ever built, including race prototype homologation models

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:10

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

FirstnameLastname posted:

lol at the musk truck saying it can stop in 107ft

thatd put it right outside of the top 100 best-braking road cars ever built, including race prototype homologation models

Makes sense. All the weight would help it stop so fast.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:13

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

like they're saying you can have a cybertruck and a bmw m4 side by side, both hitting the brakes at 60mph and the cybertruck will take like 11% more space to completely stop, when it has over two times the mass, set far higher up

lol

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:14

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

titty_baby_ posted:

Makes sense. All the weight would help it stop so fast.

yep. u just reverse the infinite torque, duh

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:15

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

FirstnameLastname posted:

like they're saying you can have a cybertruck and a bmw m4 side by side, both hitting the brakes at 60mph and the cybertruck will take like 11% more space to completely stop, when it has over two times the mass, set far higher up

lol

when the cybertruck's brakes initiate they push down against the earth harder than the bmw, making it stop quicker. this isn't difficult to understand.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:16

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

FirstnameLastname posted:

like they're saying you can have a cybertruck and a bmw m4 side by side, both hitting the brakes at 60mph and the cybertruck will take like 11% more space to completely stop, when it has over two times the mass, set far higher up

lol

it uses science

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:17

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FirstnameLastname posted:

lol at the musk truck saying it can stop in 107ft

thatd put it right outside of the top 100 best-braking road cars ever built, including race prototype homologation models

It's because when you brake, it tricks the computer into thinking there's a child in the truck itself. It's not breaking. It's trying to steer inward towards the kid, like a black hole behind the driver's seat.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:42

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

morningdrew posted:

Nice turning radius

For a clown to wear

To the circus

Idiot

TheMightyBoops posted:

Jackoff pants solve this.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:42

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

cybertruck celebrates another successful stop

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# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:44

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2023-12-11/tesla-dmv-false-advertising-charges

fixed in fsd ai beta v12.2.420.69, out next week

both of those defenses are hilarious and i hope they try real hard to prove them

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:44

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Finnish transport workers' union has joined other neighbours of Sweden in blocking the delivery of Teslas destined to Sweden, as Tesla has been trying to circumvent the union dispute via other countries. This blockade starts on 20th December along with Norway and Denmark, so Elon has still a week left to smuggle his self-driving dumpster fires to Sweden! Wish him good luck, Tesla is getting stellar reviews in Sweden right now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq00fB41NuU

quote:

One of Sweden's best-known electric car YouTubers, journalist Peter Esse, explains in a recent video why he will never buy a Tesla again. The reasons given by Esse include saving money on various sensors and Tesla's approach to customer relations.

One of the things that annoy him is the windscreen wipers, which he even describes as completely brainless.

Because the Tesla Model Y lacks a rain sensor, the wipers rely on the car's camera system to operate, which means that the wipers also rub the windscreen when it is dry and do not always work properly, even when it is raining.

Moreover, the poorly functioning automatic wiper system cannot be switched off without also disabling cruise control and many other automatic functions.

When Esse reported the fault in his car to the Tesla importer, he was informed in writing that Tesla's windscreen wipers are in beta and may therefore behave unexpectedly. Tesla also says that this is not a fault that needs fixing - but a feature that the owner will have to live with for the time being.

Another problem is the car's turning radius, which is by far the highest of any car Essen has ever tested. It makes the Tesla Model Y difficult to park and manoeuvre around the garage.

He considers some of his Tesla's features to be downright fraudulent.

Tesla has been promising for two years to bring back the Model Y's automatic parking function "soon", but still nothing has changed in customers' cars.

The 'full self-driving' system, which the company is selling for thousands of euros extra, is also, according to Essen, a complete nonsense, as the car lacks, among other things, the Lidar radar required by the system. Nor is the automatic driving function permitted in Europe, at least not in a form that could be described as autonomous driving.

- I would like to say that this is almost a betrayal. That's why this will be the last Tesla I ever buy," Esse concludes.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:01

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

random wipers are a feature

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:07

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Tesla's windscreen wipers are in beta and may therefore behave unexpectedly

lmao

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:08

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Red Baron posted:

it�s right

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:08

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HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Tesla's windscreen wipers are in beta and may therefore behave unexpectedly

lmao

look new technology takes time to refine ok?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:09

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

what would you rather do, flick a switch to turn the wipers on and off? we are not cavemen

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:10

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Tesla's windscreen wipers are in beta and may therefore behave unexpectedly

lmao

Love 👏 the 👏 car 👏

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:11

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

wipers? you won't care.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:17

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014; “I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Tesla's windscreen wipers are in beta and may therefore behave unexpectedly

lmao

mad?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:18

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TheMightyBoops posted:

Does it really just have AWD? No 4WD? Isn�t that an option in like all trucks?

awd and 4wd are effectively the same thing but you cant disengage awd

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:24

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

this thread belongs in cccc its full of hostile weirdos who get really mad about outsiders and its full of insular injokes no normal person would get and its full of spam it does not belong in cspam it belongs in cccc the forum for insular chat threads prove me wrong

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# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:26

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

this thread belongs in cccc its full of hostile weirdos who get really mad about outsiders and its full of insular injokes no normal person would get and its full of spam it does not belong in cspam it belongs in cccc the forum for insular chat threads prove me wrong

mad?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:26

TheMightyBoops: Nov 1, 2016

titty_baby_ posted:

this thread belongs in cccc its full of hostile weirdos who get really mad about outsiders and its full of insular injokes no normal person would get and its full of spam it does not belong in cspam it belongs in cccc the forum for insular chat threads prove me wrong

Oh?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:26