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holtemon posted:LOL he's just like us Subj: FW: FW: FW: FW: LOL!!! XD saw this HILARIOUS pic n thought of u. say hello 2 aunt lisa <3 elon  @bazingÆ1488 Exquisite memeing good sir! 🤣🤣 To Mars!!! 🚀🚀🍷🍷
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:So, how long until some cybertruck, with auto-drive, flings some Muskdicksuck off a cliff and starts a forest fire? Musk will blame a Hamas space LASER for this.
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Dec 12, 2023 23:23
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Kingo Ligma posted:Lmao it has the turning radius of a bus Crucially, a bus driver would know to take that turn wide instead of trying to cut across the inside.
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Dec 12, 2023 23:28
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Hazo posted:Subj: FW: FW: FW: FW: LOL!!! XD This joke was done by Futurama 20 years ago. And it was already a tired joke by then.
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Steadiman posted:was the plagiarism someone quoting something in a paper and citing their sources? Cause I can't see them getting mad at something real Yes, actually. Not joking. She was literally just supposed to paraphrase something, so she paraphrased it and thoroughly cited the source. These idiots then "discovered" the source (that she had already cited), compared it to her paraphrase and then yelled about plagiarism.
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Dec 12, 2023 23:36
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Hazo posted:Subj: FW: FW: FW: FW: LOL!!! XD @dogecoinbestcoin Funny to see how far western civilisation has fallen. The Romans managed fine with messengers and holes in the ground rather than the decadent porcelain seats we see these days. At least they're white until someone makes them brown!! @elonmusk Correct
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Earwicker posted:i know many people who drive suburus and yes some those people are lesbians, but all of those people are hardcore npr listeners so i basically think of them as npr but a car 
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Dec 12, 2023 23:43
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Songbearer posted:@dogecoinbestcoin didnt Rome have toilet benches?
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priznat posted:Jalopnik has more info on that cybertruck going off a trail and getting rescued: Did you buy those pants?
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Dec 12, 2023 23:50
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PhazonLink posted:didnt Rome have toilet benches? If you think for a second these chuds actually knew anything about Rome you haven't been paying attention
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Dec 12, 2023 23:52
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poisonpill posted:Did you buy those pants? Yes and then hooked up to a F250 to drag me out of a snowbank
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Dec 12, 2023 23:52
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Waiting for the Cybertruck themed JackinJoggers to show up in the Tesla shop
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Dec 12, 2023 23:53
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I just got this ad Like obviously it’s a scam using his company and name without permission, but I’m lolling at how the smartest most litigious hightech philanthropic savior of the world simply can’t lift a finger to stop his name being used to scam people    “he had to track down the drawing he made as a young genius in south africa” is an incredible 
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Kit Walker posted:Playing Snowrunner except every time I have to use the winch it turns my car inside out i want a cybertruck dlc that uninstalls itself immediately after you try driving two feet
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Dec 13, 2023 00:02
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Hazo posted:I just got this ad You can tell this is fake because it claims there was mourning after someone died at the factory
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...! posted:Yes, actually. Not joking. She was literally just supposed to paraphrase something, so she paraphrased it and thoroughly cited the source. These idiots then "discovered" the source (that she had already cited), compared it to her paraphrase and then yelled about plagiarism. Oh come on. That’s the dumbest thing I could come up with and that’s what actually happened? I’m starting to think elon is maybe not the world’s most smartest and handsomest boy. They should really watch Hbomberguy’s latest video and learn a thing or two
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Hazo posted:I just got this ad obviously bullshit, elon musk would never mourn the death of an employee
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Hazo posted:I just got this ad It's interesting that Elon Musk's face is the new "Nigerian Prince scammers purposefully misspelling words in their emails so as to only attract the stupidest and most gullible rubes" of the modern internet.
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Dec 13, 2023 00:11
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Actually the Afrikaans word for "Mourning" is phonetically nearly identical to the one for "Furiously masturbating and laughing hysterically", so it's easy to get the two confused Also makes funerals a very confusing affair sometimes
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Hazo posted:I just got this ad Is Elon buying his own ads on Twitter now?
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Kingo Ligma posted:Lmao it has the turning radius of a bus and that appears to be WITH quad-wheel steering Also they probably can't see where the drop-off is and no one is directing
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E the Shaggy posted:Isn't Barbie like the very definition of "woke mind virus"? Didn't go broke thus not woke.
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Songbearer posted:Actually the Afrikaans word for "Mourning" is phonetically nearly identical to the one for "Furiously masturbating and laughing hysterically", so it's easy to get the two confused If opposing counsel is Lin Wood, this might just work.
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Dec 13, 2023 00:29
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Platystemon posted: Free speech absolutists doing back-flips
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Platystemon posted:Musk will blame a Hamas space LASER for this. He'll blame a Jewish space laser shortly before the ADL doubles their advertisements there
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Dec 13, 2023 00:34
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Hazo posted:Subj: FW: FW: FW: FW: LOL!!! XD I don't enjoy it when Elon Musk is correct about something. Thankfully it doesn't happen often.
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How the gently caress did Elon pass his citizenship test? Motherfucker doesn't understand what censorship and free speech mean. Doesn't understand the difference between getting sued for defamation and getting "silenced" by the government.
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Bruceski posted:I grew up in the Jemez in New Mexico and road conditions were the major reason around there. Back in the 90s AWD or equivalent wasn't nearly as common (I heard it was a patent issue, haven't verified that) and we often had black ice or early morning snow even if we weren't living deep into the mountains. An "outdoorsman" car that could handle that stuff and still worked as a daily driver was great, pretty much everyone had one. I drive up to Jemez all the time in a 2wd 6cyl stick Ranger. I've had to lead the charge after realizing I couldn't back out of a hailstorm outside Los Alamos and went the long way around the forest. I've driven that truck through the Jicarilla res in the middle of the night to get to Pagosa by 5AM. The Cybertruck is, full-stop, not capable of doing any of that except driving a dry asphalt road to Jemez.
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Dec 13, 2023 00:51
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I don't enjoy it when Elon Musk is correct about something. Thankfully it doesn't happen often. if it makes you feel at all better, Musk had zero to do with the creation of that image
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Lammasu posted:How the gently caress did Elon pass his citizenship test? Motherfucker doesn't understand what censorship and free speech mean. Doesn't understand the difference between getting sued for defamation and getting "silenced" by the government. you can get an exemption if you have a developmental disability
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ben shapino posted:you can get an exemption if you have a developmental disability or if you have a billion dollars because your friends kicked you out of their company for trying to take it over and do something stupid
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shyduck posted:Rookie mistake, those are all mostly bot accounts. You have to check out the blue checkmarks, which are all real because they are paying customers Line em up
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E the Shaggy posted:Isn't Barbie like the very definition of "woke mind virus"? I'm pretty sure you're thinking of the Lord of the Rings show. Chuds review bombed the show, declaring it to be unacceptably woke since they dared to cast minorities. And because one of the main heroes is a woman.
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Does anyone know what the turning radius is supposed to be on the Cybertruck? I’ve seen estimates from 18’ to 38”. My Jeep is 17 and there’s no way this piece of poo poo turns anywhere close to that. But I think a Tacoma is about 22’ and a F-150 is around 25’. Reading further on this, nothing Tesla makes can turn worth poo poo so that 38’ estimate might be real.
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Hazo posted:I just got this ad I wish these scammers all the best. Anyone dumb enough to fall for this deserves to get robbed.
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Burning_Monk posted:Do threads link work here? The post is trying to spin the truck exploding into thousands of bits of shrapnel as a feature! CRUMPLE ZONES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Edit: I was beaten: WhyteRyce posted:outright Failson fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Dec 13, 2023 |
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