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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

john wick stormign the capital on jan 6th: yeah im thinking hes back

i'm working on a script called John Wick Vs. The Grinch and i'd like to option this post

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

np. archive dot org has all the godzilla films btw, and dub/sub versions too depending on which you want to see. i really like some of the old dubs done for domestic US releases, for example godzilla vs the sea monster. for the 70s films after smog monster the only dubs available are toho's export versions, which use the classic HK kung fu dubbing casts, so you get nasal australians and brits talking about godziller and ninjers.

The early US dubs are interesting because a lot of time they’d film scenes specifically for those versions. Most obvious is all the Raymond Burr poo poo but also Mothra vs Godzilla (best Godzilla movie) has a big naval battle scene that’s only in the US version

Also the US version of Godzilla 1985 (first Godzilla movie i saw) where everyone’s constantly drinking Dr Pepper and they change a scene of a Russian sub guy trying to avert a nuke launch to make it look like he’s trying to launch the nuke

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://x.com/Variety/status/1734244148025401406?s=20

i love the paramount plus with showtime channel

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


all my favorite channels have mathematical notation

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Open Source Idiom posted:

It happens on NTSF:SD:SUV:: as well. I assume it's all a reference to how loving stupid the One Tree Hill thing is, but lol if it's based on a real incident.
it's actually based on three different incidents. dogs just love hearts.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Nichael posted:

https://x.com/Variety/status/1734244148025401406?s=20

i love the paramount plus with showtime channel

I can't wait until Paramount+ With Showtime becomes simply "Plus"

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
why not just rebrand paramount+ to "Showtime"

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Nichael posted:

https://x.com/Variety/status/1734244148025401406?s=20

i love the paramount plus with showtime channel

Thanks for the heads up. Me and wife will have to create a t chart of shows within these two channels to determine if Showtime With Paramount Plus is mathematically more or less than Paramount+. Gonna have a napkin that reads

$14/mo Showtime(Paramount-Southpark) < $6/mo Paramount+ Essentials

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

john wick 4 despite its absurd length was pretty good except for the really lame bits with the hobo dog assassin

Racist.

In all seriousness, I felt the movie dragged because every grueling quest was a step to another grueling quest. He has a big fight in Japan. Then he goes to NY. Then he has to go rejoin the clan and to do that Wick has to kill Scott Adkins. Then he has to go through this 30 minute long Warriors homage just to get to the final duel.

I like certain touches and I geeked out over Donnie Yen and the Cuda, but I did feel like I was watching someone else play a long video game.

And I still don't know why they couldn't find another way to get John Wick to the duel site. Why not hide him in the back of a van and have the van go to the venue?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Nichael posted:

all my favorite channels have mathematical notation

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

The early US dubs are interesting because a lot of time they’d film scenes specifically for those versions. Most obvious is all the Raymond Burr poo poo but also Mothra vs Godzilla (best Godzilla movie) has a big naval battle scene that’s only in the US version

Also the US version of Godzilla 1985 (first Godzilla movie i saw) where everyone’s constantly drinking Dr Pepper and they change a scene of a Russian sub guy trying to avert a nuke launch to make it look like he’s trying to launch the nuke

yeah and new world originally wanted to make godzilla 1985 a spoof dub but burr refused to go along with that. there's still some painful humor from one of the pentagon boys about "urban renewal"

i love the US scenes filmed for gammera the invincible, esp. the tv roundtable where the guy goes off, READ VIRGIL, READ PARADISE LOST! READ, YOU IGNORANT APE! scene at: https://youtu.be/QKV-amWagVU?si=YaFmshjdhDuTeEgZ&t=1050

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

RandolphCarter posted:

the raid 2 has that scene where iko empties a machine pistol into a dudes head and man that was nuts. both this movies are so good where’s the third one

This is the third one, albeit by a different director https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_Comes_for_Us . It's much more violent but Taslim/Estelle/Uwais are incredible in it.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

The Night Comes for Us is pretty sick but the fight choreography is not as good as the Raid movies (has a bad case of crowds of guys conspicuously going at the lead one at a time instead of all at once)

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I'm glad peacock is still good. Wish they would add more old wrestling. But that is on Vince snd the wwe

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

I can't wait until Paramount+ With Showtime becomes simply "Plus"

They will take after MAX and rebrand to "SHO"

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Only Kindness posted:

God yeah. Don't ignore this one, folks. Right from the start (the very first thing Portman does is hand Moore a box of excrement - I mean she didn't actually know what was in the box, but still) it just shreds the nerves. And by the end "That's what grownups do" I was gnawing my knuckles raw. And the punchline of her movie being a lovely low-budget thing and Portman choosing the whitest kid to play opposite her...

(These are actual spoilers, don't click them if you haven't seen it.)

i see so what youre saying is that may december is to sexism and ageism what the help is to racism

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Hello Golden Globes are you ok? Like fuckin what putting May December into the Comedy/Musical bucket.

https://discussingfilm.net/2023/12/11/golden-globes-2024-full-nominations-list/

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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i feel like the golden globes should have gone away that year they were too racist to be broadcast and never come back

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

KirbyKhan posted:

During the pre-production briefing some German tourist dudes were the team we were against actually raised their hands when a lady asked if everyone was clear to work or earn money in the US. So me and my crew were trapped in a green room for an eternity while they sorted that out and then at the end of the day they offered for us to play the game but nobody could win prize money but these tourist really really wants to treat them so please he authorized a gift card to come back tomorrow. I kept thinking about how the OGL StarCraft studio was across the lot and mapped a way to escape the gameshow lot to hang out with Tasteless

Sorry I blacked out there for a lil bit. Anyways game shows are scams and I hope this bitch embarrassed the production.

Well, did you hang out with that other guy?

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
No, we told them we would come back the next day, but we didn't show up because gently caress them.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

KirbyKhan posted:

Thanks for the heads up. Me and wife will have to create a t chart of shows within these two channels to determine if Showtime With Paramount Plus is mathematically more or less than Paramount+. Gonna have a napkin that reads

$14/mo Showtime(Paramount-Southpark) < $6/mo Paramount+ Essentials

At this point just bring back cable I can’t keep track of 85 different streaming services that I watch one show on.

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

my streaming plan is criterion channel + all the anime streaming sites. and heck, there haven't really been price hikes in that regard so they're more valuable than ever now

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Srice posted:

my streaming plan is criterion channel + all the anime streaming sites. and heck, there haven't really been price hikes in that regard so they're more valuable than ever now

The best thing about Criterion is they randomly give you gift codes that never expire so I've accumulated like $70 in codes for whenever I want some of their physical media.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

The Night Comes for Us is pretty sick but the fight choreography is not as good as the Raid movies (has a bad case of crowds of guys conspicuously going at the lead one at a time instead of all at once)

i never notice this sort of thing in these movies because i'm usually looking at the dudes currently hitting each other. who's to say it's unrealistic? if some guy's swinging a blade around i'll let my buddy try his best first, no need to get in their way

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
real fights are full of poo poo like that but it doesn't mean it doesn't look goofy

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

crepeface posted:

real fights are full of poo poo like that but it doesn't mean it doesn't look goofy
the background should have some of the guys sneaking off/laying down and pretending to have already been beaten up

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

crepeface posted:

real fights are full of poo poo like that but it doesn't mean it doesn't look goofy

imo "real" looking violence that happens to looks goofy can also be really effective, I think it's a matter of showing real consequences to even the stuff that seems cartoonish and wacky

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Ok I've got a The Culture post. I just finished Look To Windward, so don't read this if you want to read that book and haven't yet.

I liked this book a lot -- possibly the most so far out of the ones in the series I've read (those being this one, Player of Games, and Hydrogen Sonata). My biggest gripes are that its politics seem a little muddled for being so supposedly socialist, and that the ending wasn't great.

The main event in the book's background is that an alien species of cat people called the Chelgrians have a strict caste system, and the Culture pursued its usual policy of nudging other species toward perfect post-scarcity socialism and total equality by repeatedly bribing all the Chelgrian politicians until they reformed the caste system away nonviolently. Then, according to the high-caste POV character telling us about it, the low-caste faction used their new status to launch a sneak attack on their former masters, leading to a catastrophic civil war, which the Culture ended by admitting publicly to having manipulated Chelgrian politics, leading both sides to go "whoopsie doodle never mind" and just kinda, like, go back to having a caste system again.

Everyone involved agrees that nothing the Chelgrians did either before or during the civil war was actually their fault because Culture meddling was to blame for all of it. The plot of the book is about a sleeper agent working for the high-caste faction trying to get revenge on the Culture for forcing them to do all those war crimes against each other. Which is all bullshit, but the book treats it as a legitimate grievance, and that was frustrating to me! The Culture didn't make the Chelgrians horribly mistreat their underclass, and it didn't make both sides slaughter civilians indiscriminately either! All they did was try to skirt around violent revolution by implementing peaceful reforms, which if anything was being too nice! They SHOULD have just given the lower castes a bunch of future weapons and told them to have fun!!!

Anyway, in the ending the sleeper agent accomplishes his mission, but the desired effect (killing five billion people to satisfy their weird non-theistic religion) doesn't happen, because the Culture had double agents in place and knew about the plan all along, meaning that retroactively nothing in the plot really mattered. A scientist who finds out about the planned attack halfway through the book and tries to get to a position where he can warn everyone about it is unceremoniously murdered and dumped into deep space, and then resurrected hundreds of millions of years in the future after all human civilization has died out -- this happened to him while he was frantically trying to warn the Culture about something it already knew. That's all pretty unsatisfying, so the book has an epilogue where its two biggest villains are graphically tortured to death, which oddly enough didn't help in my opinion.

Now that I'm done griping, the main thing I was looking for from this book was more descriptions of what life is actually like within the Culture, which I didn't get much of in either of my previous two books since they take place largely outside of it, and I definitely got that. A lot of the book is describing life on Masaq Orbital through the eyes of outsiders (the sleeper agent Quilan, his target Ziller (who owns and is the best character), and an alien blogger named Kabe). They... are not complimentary about individual Culture citizens, basically thinking of them (fairly accurately) as spoiled children who are constantly on drugs and utterly dependent on their superintelligent AI babysitter, and mostly only talk to other aliens in little expat communities. But for where I am in my life right now that sounds pretty nice tbh, gimme future drugs and a robodaddy and let me just kinda veg out for a while IMO. I have a baby and a toddler and I'm exhausted. The whole sleeper-agent plot was fun, even if the ending kind of invalidated it, and I liked Ziller, Kabe, and Hub (but not Quilan), so in closing this was a good book with a couple of issues. Next up is another Discworld book to cleanse my palate and then I'll probably just read Consider Phlebas already

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
a big point of the Culture series is that the Minds are extremely liberal in their thinking and actions, and it's portrayed as stupid. you can't fundamentally alter a society by having them vote about it because that isn't how anything works. Minds are unfathomably powerful and intelligent, and they're also unfathomably myopic. it's why Contact always fucks things up so much and why SC even has to exist at all

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

RandolphCarter posted:

the og Japanese Godzilla is really good. do not watch the American release

Is it more than just a (assumedly bad) dub? Gimme’ the dirt.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

galagazombie posted:

Is it more than just a (assumedly bad) dub? Gimme’ the dirt.

they filmed a bunch of additional scenes with an American guy stand in as the lead.

it's actually pretty interesting, you should watch it

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
So is this season of Fargo a remake of the movie but instead of drum the prospective of gently caress up h Macy, what if his wife was a girl boss?
And Marge is a Indian women instead of a pregnant lady?

HootTheOwl has issued a correction as of 02:20 on Dec 13, 2023

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

HootTheOwl posted:

So is this season of Fargo a remake of the movie but instead of drum the prospective of gently caress up h Macy, what if his wife was a girl boss?
And Marge is a native American women instead of a pregnant lady?

i dunno about that, wrong type of Indian though.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Oh whoops

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the dune guy looks like the actor from Wonka

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

loquacius posted:

Now that I'm done griping, the main thing I was looking for from this book was more descriptions of what life is actually like within the Culture,

surface detail is what you are looking for. a lot of it still takes place outside of the culture but there's a lot of what I think you're looking for in that book

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Nonsense posted:

the dune guy looks like the actor from Wonka

That's intentional! If you read Charlie and the Glass elevator you find that Wonka gets frozen in space, only for thousands of years in the future to be revived and found the House Atreides.

Chocolate factory/Glass elevator were always meant as prequels to the dune saga. In one of the original drafts of Dune Paul made the spice into spiced chocolate and it was through bribing the Sardaukar with delicious chocolate to work for him that he was able to get the upper hand over the emperor.

The Freeman were mostly just relegated to singing the occasional song when needed.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

dr_rat posted:

That's intentional! If you read Charlie and the Glass elevator you find that Wonka gets frozen in space, only for thousands of years in the future to be revived and found the House Atreides.

Chocolate factory/Glass elevator were always meant as prequels to the dune saga. In one of the original drafts of Dune Paul made the spice into spiced chocolate and it was through bribing the Sardaukar with delicious chocolate to work for him that he was able to get the upper hand over the emperor.

The Freeman were mostly just relegated to singing the occasional song when needed.

"Hey, Willy. What's your middle name?"

"Paul."

(Theater erupts in hoots and hollers)

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
He who controls the chocolate controls the universe

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
What do you get when you guzzle down spice
Snorting as much as the Emperor might
What can you do when you lead a Jihad
Somehow I think it turns out bad
I don't like the look of it

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