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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sydney Bottocks posted:

Why didn't HHH just say "She's been away dealing with a personal family issue" then, instead of "she's not on TV because she wasn't trained for poo poo"

Multiple times publicly btw https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/triple-h-addresses-jade-cargills-wwe-status https://www.sescoops.com/news/triple-h-jade-cargill-fastlane-appearance

November posted:

I want to make sure that no matter what is thrown at Jade Cargill, she's ready. And at no fault of her own, I think she was limited in that.

October posted:

The thing you don’t want to do is put them in a position that they are sort of ready for. You want to make drat sure they’re ready.

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

stab posted:

Jade's mom just died of cancer.


Maybe just maybe that's why she wasn't on tv?

Crazy if true

That sucks :smith:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

The only logical explanation for HHH saying that "Jade was poorly trained" instead of "Jade had some personal business come up suddenly that had to take priority, but she'll debut when she's ready, we support her 100%" would be if Jade didn't want her personal family matters put out on wrestling news sites like that. Which I can understand if that was the case, at the end of the day it's really none of our business.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Except stab's obviously, who is childhood friends with all talent

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

He's actually really confused about cancer and thinks her wrestling was so bad it somehow killed her mom and he's afraid to put her on TV.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

I want to see him come out to the DX band performing live but I think there's a problem with that.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Endless Mike posted:

This is a gay porn right

it's boring if it is.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I can't believe Bryan Danielson invented cancer :smith:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Couldn't find it, so had to cut it myself
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...e4bee773d71b77&

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


I don't remember much about Joe Coffey from when I watched NXT UK, but I feel like he doesn't look at all like how I remember Joe Coffey looking in my head

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

projecthalaxy posted:

Except stab's obviously, who is childhood friends with all talent

lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

stab posted:

Jade's mom just died of cancer.


Maybe just maybe that's why she wasn't on tv?

Crazy if true

It was very gracious of the fed to cover for her during this sensitive time by repeatedly saying she stinks

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019



alright the father daughter stuff is getting kind of weird

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I'm starting to think Punk really was just in the wrong environment in AEW. But the environment he needs is being surrounded by people who eat that poo poo up.

Gumball Gumption fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Dec 14, 2023

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Gumball Gumption posted:

I'm starting to think Punk really was just in the wrong environment in AEW. But the environment he needs is being surrounded by people who eat what poo poo up.

Wwe breeds a culture of being happy to be there. It’s all your nostalgia and dreams and everything you want as a young wwe fan. So they’ll eat up anything a veteran says no matter what.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

his first 3-4 months in aew looked exactly like this outside of having to grovel to be taken back

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

JUNGLE BOY posted:



alright the father daughter stuff is getting kind of weird

Charles Montgomery Punk?

Being weird towards women?

:aaaaa:

Malikov
Jan 25, 2015
Irish Trevor did imply he was a weirdo in AEW around the women after he got fired tbf. Remember Baker showing up on collision the week after he got fired lol.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

JUNGLE BOY posted:



alright the father daughter stuff is getting kind of weird

Yeah I'm sorry Erin this is weird. Lol I don't care if wrestlers call other adults their children is weird

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It's Mick Foley with Candace and Melina.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



It's getting to be rather much, yes.

I don't think much good will come from speculating based on Instagram posts on just how "weird" Punk is with women, but this is corny at best lol

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

It's getting to be rather much, yes.

I don't think much good will come from speculating based on Instagram posts on just how "weird" Punk is with women, but this is corny at best lol

I don't think much speculation is needed when a young man says all women wrestlers are rats and then as a middle aged man keeps wanting to be called their daddy.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
isn't it about how both of them were inspired by AJ to get into wrestling and she encouraged/helped them or something?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
The "these two are my kids" pics are goofy but harmless. If Punk pulls a Woody Allen with one of 'em then it might be noteworthy

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

somethinug strange is going on now. In the tread

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

1glitch0 posted:

I don't think much speculation is needed when a young man says all women wrestlers are rats and then as a middle aged man keeps wanting to be called their daddy.

Don’t worry, he will buy every woman in the locker room a starbucks gift card

That’ll surely make him look innocent

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Sydney Bottocks posted:

The "these two are my kids" pics are goofy but harmless. If Punk pulls a Woody Allen with one of 'em then it might be noteworthy

Might?!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Malikov posted:

Irish Trevor did imply he was a weirdo in AEW around the women after he got fired tbf. Remember Baker showing up on collision the week after he got fired lol.

Well he'd definitely know about weirdos if anyone would

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I’m calling 911 right now, on confounded predator CM The Punk

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Shard posted:

Might?!

They're grown women, the "Woody Allen" comment was made in jest. Unless the timeline alters and they become he and AJ's actual adopted kids

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Please do not write parasocial fanfiction about whether or not a wrestler you have never met is or is not going to have affairs with adults decades younger than him. that's not funny it's just weird. Just laugh at the corny old man post and move on

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

JUNGLE BOY posted:



alright the father daughter stuff is getting kind of weird

It’s not even remotely weird even though he’s a nerd

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Do you think he taught them how to shatter their foot?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

It's getting to be rather much, yes.

I don't think much good will come from speculating based on Instagram posts on just how "weird" Punk is with women, but this is corny at best lol

To be clear I just hate it because it's corny as hell. Just call them your trainees you Disney adult millennials

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

yeah laughing at punk drama is fun but anyone trying to make that weird is reaching pretty hard

Gumball Gumption posted:

To be clear I just hate it because it's corny as hell. Just call them your trainees you Disney adult millennials

lol it is definitely corny yes but corny is better than creepy

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Dec 14, 2023

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

we don't know if he has bought all the women on the WWE roster starbucks gift cards yet so it's impossible to know if this is creepy or not

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

They're grown women, the "Woody Allen" comment was made in jest. Unless the timeline alters and they become he and AJ's actual adopted kids

vince mcmahon pauses while eating a steak wrap. he doesn't know why, but something out there is such good poo poo, pal

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the wwe marks that wwe hires are exactly the kind of people that would give punk the admiration he needs

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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Is Punk going to start taking pics with Big E, or is Punk mad that his father is Ziggler?

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