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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1620445246181224448

https://twitter.com/Feldfrog/status/1733673015160733800

https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/1731744945046753415

https://twitter.com/ass_dentata/status/1733201944435450342

https://twitter.com/Acedian/status/1733703882034074097

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LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/thewapplehouse/status/1734989837101371580?s=46

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

why would he even upload that footage lmao

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Grassy Knowles posted:

why would he even upload that footage lmao

So his “find god!!!” Followers can laugh at the dude and feel like they won some sort of argument.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


Lol owned

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Yorkshire Pudding posted:

So his “find god!!!” Followers can laugh at the dude and feel like they won some sort of argument.

Can you imagine doing that? Coming somewhere to laugh at curated tweets? Bizarre.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

projecthalaxy posted:

Can you imagine doing that? Coming somewhere to laugh at curated tweets? Bizarre.

Extreme sicko behavior

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

Grassy Knowles posted:

why would he even upload that footage lmao

I ask myself that about 90% of all video content. “Any engagement is good engagement” I suppose?

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


Bro’s got a Khal Drogo ponytail but for debate.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1735020822148903156

https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1735031581515862186

https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1735031941244518497

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

His hair? Banned.
His gear? Banned.
His jewelry? Banned.
His foot stance? Banned.
The way that he talks? Banned.
The way that he doesn't even like to smile? Banned.

Me, I'm tight as gently caress

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Ponytail dude didn’t flinch though. Nice

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


True poster spirit of the old school. Lil man met the buddha on the road and couldn't kill him

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004



Nah there's a non-zero chance ponytail is also for abolishing age of consent laws

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Dans Macabre posted:

Nah there's a non-zero chance ponytail is also for abolishing age of consent laws

lets not assume the worst of the guy just cause he looks like he walked off the set of chasing amy

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

uber_stoat posted:

i've been seeing some real classics reappearing. the deadly almost certainly illegal weapons, the rat bucket (you can fill an entire bucket with rats in a single night).

the boys are back in town.

So, I've had lovely apartments with pest problems, I've never been in one so lovely that, even if it worked as described, enough rats would be around to fill a bucket in a night.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://x.com/TheMarySue/status/1734290624503812487?s=20
https://x.com/Virginia_Brasch/status/1733161263675445468?s=20
https://x.com/avadasar/status/1734749054691955125?s=20
https://x.com/delreybooks/status/1734287670996574444?s=46&t=qtPOXmAHHCcoLc27WmUkJA https://x.com/rebeccapodos/status/1734257134471180623?s=46&t=qtPOXmAHHCcoLc27WmUkJA https://x.com/CoreyBrickley/status/1734353107226706048?s=20https://x.com/wa_livi/status/1733171305795510322?s=20

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



If you change “x.com” to “Twitter.com” they will all embed.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
they embed for me just fine

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

are you on the iOS app or something because x.com links don't embed on either the web or android app for me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Nothing from twitter has embedded for me for months, I just come here for the comradery

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

repiv posted:

are you on the iOS app or something because x.com links don't embed on either the web or android app for me

i aint buying the app

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

Nothing from twitter has embedded for me for months, I just come here for the comradery

if you're on firefox it's the enhanced tracking protection blocking the embeds

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
okay fine whatever lemme fix ur browsing experience for you but only because im genuinely curious if one works for embed versus the other

versus your whole thing just being broke in which case idk what to tell you
https://twitter.com/TheMarySue/status/1734290624503812487
https://twitter.com/Virginia_Brasch/status/1733161263675445468
https://twitter.com/avadasar/status/1734749054691955125
https://twitter.com/DelReyBooks/status/1734287670996574444
https://twitter.com/RebeccaPodos/status/1734257134471180623
https://twitter.com/CoreyBrickley/status/1734353107226706048
https://twitter.com/wa_livi/status/1733171305795510322

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Alan Smithee posted:

i aint buying the app

there is no good Awful app that you even can pay for, is there?

(I made the iOS app embed x.com because it was annoying and someone told me that it worked on web?)

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

oh it seems it does work on web now, the android app is the odd one out where x.com doesn't embed then

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Subjunctive posted:

there is no good Awful app that you even can pay for, is there?

(I made the iOS app embed x.com because it was annoying and someone told me that it worked on web?)

No, that was one thing Lowtax was pretty big on. People could make an app for it and use the IP for it but it had to be free.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nothing works unless I click on it :twisted:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
have you turned on you are monitor

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Inceltown posted:

No, that was one thing Lowtax was pretty big on. People could make an app for it and use the IP for it but it had to be free.

yeah, but just imagine the odds of him paying enough attention to police it even if people brought it to his attention

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

It's been a known thing in the awful app for Android for a long time and we've talked about it in this very thread at length. But regardless:

Imagine being lucky enough to get a loving book published and throwing it all away because you decided to be a shitbag with your self promotion

Godamn

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

The other week I was wishing I could write and be published. I couldn’t write an even basically coherent three-page short story if you told me I had to do it or you’d nail my nutsack to the bathroom floor.

So I don’t know where that impulse came from.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

freeedr posted:

The other week I was wishing I could write and be published. I couldn’t write an even basically coherent three-page short story if you told me I had to do it or you’d nail my nutsack to the bathroom floor.

So I don’t know where that impulse came from.

Well, you've got a pretty compelling opening two lines done already!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Make a compilation of every shitpost you've made, put random line breaks in sentences and remove any periods. Now publish it as a poetry anthology. Bam, done.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
You have a bright future in online erotica

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Works great on my Android. Thank you for you are service! :patriot:

Also lmao imagine pulling fraudulent poo poo like this post Hbomberguy video. The absolute chutzpah!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



according to some of the authors this has apparently been occurring since 2021, and according to jenny nicholson she was previously known for writing fics based on discord screenshots and somehow when she really needed to rely on her well-honed craft she completely hosed up

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1734879953626468660

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

“reylo esports AU” is just such a cruelly evocative phrase

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Subjunctive posted:

“reylo esports AU” is just such a cruelly evocative phrase

somehow i just totally skipped over 'esports' until you said something

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Grassy Knowles posted:

somehow i just totally skipped over 'esports' until you said something

apologies

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