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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Bar Crow posted:

Hollywood has convinced the world that live action feature film is the final stage for all narratives. All other mediums are incomplete prototypes struggling to reach it. Even real world events aren’t real until a movie is made to establish the allowed narrative.

I was walking some studio development hallways when it clicked that comicbooks are just storyboards, because the story boards were just panels directly lifted from the comics I read as a child. It's so convenient. But we've reached peak comic book because comics were bad after I was a teenager and stopped reading comics and started watching movies in hollywood.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

KirbyKhan posted:

Imagine casting someone else to play Norman Reedus
It's time for David Hayter.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

RandolphCarter posted:

they better bring back Bronson Pinchot
I'll watch it if they bring back Gilbert Gottfried.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Remulak posted:

I'll watch it if they bring back Gilbert Gottfried.

Bad news about that...

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

A Buttery Pastry posted:

It's time for David Hayter.

:aaaaa:

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Yeah and it sucks because for a character that is introduced in basically the third act of the show's story he doesn't feel tacked on at all! he's a really natural fit in that universe, wish he would have gotten the better of Gus just a leeeetle bit more

He was one of my favorite characters in the show, way more of a charming psychopath than Todd from BB.

Towards the last season he becomes entirely defined by what Gus is doing. I really liked him becoming more and more unhinged once he starts piecing through what Gus did.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

i say swears online posted:

john henson was the better host

good clips of that are even harder to find tho

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

the trick is 'male feminists' of that stripe are already massively misogynistic, there's a reason the og fedora steretype is 'm'lady'.

male feminists are just worse versions of nice guys because at least nice guys eventually realize theyre playing themselves for suckers for no actual benefit

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

KirbyKhan posted:

I was walking some studio development hallways when it clicked that comicbooks are just storyboards, because the story boards were just panels directly lifted from the comics I read as a child. It's so convenient. But we've reached peak comic book because comics were bad after I was a teenager and stopped reading comics and started watching movies in hollywood.

very american perspective

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

KirbyKhan posted:

Imagine casting someone else to play Norman Reedus

excited for all the cameos from hollywood directors instead of game designers this time

sam, toe suckman here

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
connecting exploit genocideman to the chiral network

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

KirbyKhan posted:

https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1735301845776744611?t=BLZi9LhgyyNcqg22SeF_Aw&s=19

The screener copies are going to be hand delivered by the street team on foot in full cosplay with realistic fetus tanks and it's gonna own.

They better have Guillermo Del Toro direct it.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Substandard posted:

They better have Guillermo Del Toro direct it.

nicolas winding refn should direct it

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Substandard posted:

They better have Guillermo Del Toro direct it.

They better have Guillermo Del Toro act in it, but loop his dialog to be Jesse Corti's as voice actor.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
computer, show me nude Guillermo.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 minutes!
they should have West Anderson direct it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

indigi posted:

they should have West Anderson direct it

the baby is voiced by george clooney

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

BadOptics posted:

Bad news about that...
Not for me I don’t have to watch it.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

LIterallyABikeshop
Nov 13, 2023
it's the first stranding type movie

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Jack reacher is so cool I wish he was my dad

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Xaris posted:

nicolas winding refn should direct it

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Season 6 of supernatural starts off rough, but by the mid point has straightened back out.

The show is not socialist

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Xaris posted:

easily the biggest red flag in the english language

someone who calls themselves a "trickster"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


bedpan posted:

someone who calls themselves a "trickster"

imagine someone who does this and then texts "tee hee"

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

The show is not socialist

incorrect

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

bedpan posted:

someone who calls themselves a "trickster" "poster"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/Kurrco/status/1735681563910693306

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-vfg3KkV54

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Ari Aster drawing his giant penis monster from Beau Is Afraid on the wall at Kojima Studios lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Stairmaster posted:

Jack reacher is so cool I wish he was my dad

I want a horror film about a Rasta monster called Jah Creature

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


An inexplicable scene with Norman Reedus' rear end crack visible, Kojima operating the camera quickly and immediately zooms uncomfortably in on it and edits in a horror stinger sound effect. "I insist on final cut" he tells the studio. Guillermo Del Toro on set says he disagrees with Kojima's directorial style but says he trusts his judgement. It goes on to be the greatest motion picture to ever be put to film

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhQGPKPNMfc

imagining this a witcher spinoff

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


i say swears online posted:

gaily buttonhole

hell yeah

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Some Guy TT posted:

so you watched jon olivers organ donation video too huh

no bitch i learned about it because of my college roommate's gf who loved that show.

And I tell you it's a thousand times better not knowing what you're about to see.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

pretty brave of them to put out a movie about isreali settlements in this climate

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Stairmaster posted:

Jack reacher is so cool I wish he was my dad

the problem with amazon Jack Reacher is that he is not small enough to hide in a bathtub. he should be a little sawed off murder machine.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
iz the jack reacher tv show as funny as the jack reacher movie

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

uber_stoat posted:

the problem with amazon Jack Reacher is that he is not small enough to hide in a bathtub. he should be a little sawed off murder machine.

But that's not true to the books!!!!
:goonsay:

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Eric Cantonese posted:

But that's not true to the books!!!!
:goonsay:

let's just say Tom's physicality elevated? the character.

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