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I look at that thing and all I can think is that the most likely failure mode is that the rickety frame will collapse as you're bearing your weight down on it and the blade slices your fingers off.
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Well fortunately, the blades are also usually poo poo on novelty pizza cutters, so hopefully their injury potential is pretty limited.
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It's true, I have the Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter and it hurts to hold it, it's also fairly slippery.
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Dec 14, 2023 03:56
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covidstomper58 posted:It's true, I have the Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter and it hurts to hold it, it's also fairly slippery. I got one of those for Christmas a few years back and yeah, there was no question from the start that it was going straight to a display shelf, not even a novelty test cut.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I got one of those for Christmas a few years back and yeah, there was no question from the start that it was going straight to a display shelf, not even a novelty test cut. I just use my Amazon Basics Bat'leth, it's a block of plastic so it never needs sharpening.
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covidstomper58 posted:It's true, I have the Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter and it hurts to hold it, it's also fairly slippery. Should of got the Dead Ringers novelty pizza cutters. Just ornate surgical quality cutting implements, for just that most finely cut pizza.
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Dokapon Findom posted:Little Seizure's I’m not empty quoting
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The bike cutter is making me mad, they are obviously using it the wrong way, surely you are supposed to grab it by the steering bars and press down to gain leverage
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Dec 14, 2023 16:20
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steinrokkan posted:The bike cutter is making me mad, they are obviously using it the wrong way, surely you are supposed to grab it by the steering bars and press down to gain leverage I have the bike cutter, it sucks, but they’re holding it in pretty much the least bad way. You can’t comfortably exert enough force with the handlebars.
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Try a Viking Pizza Axe! https://odditymall.com/hand-forged-viking-pizza-axe  Or a Viking Pizza Cutter! https://theawesomer.com/viking-pizza-cutter/675793/ 
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Dec 15, 2023 00:13
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How does it handle dog turds of the yard?
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DoombatINC posted:It was always a red letter day in my childhood when I saw this little red box on the counter they sadly stopped making this a few years ago
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Dec 16, 2023 15:29
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pizzas are looking too normal Brazil Blast!!!  Cream cheese strawberry jam pizza  Pistachio pizza  Would you like extra olives with that?  "Mixed" pizza
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Dec 16, 2023 15:30
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Look, I'd eat a cheese olive pizza, but why the gently caress would you make it like that? Whole olives that aren't even stuck to the cheese. And green olives instead of black or purple is a crime.
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Dec 16, 2023 15:34
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I just internally said "hell yeah" to each of those as I scrolled. Admittedly, it took until reading the description of the first for this to start.
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bagual posted:pizzas are looking too normal I’m with FFT, I’d eat any one of these after a long day.
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Dec 16, 2023 17:15
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Bud that top one just looks like uncooked dough, are you Tarrare
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Also still can't get over the fact that Italy, the place everyone associates with pizza, makes pizzas a million times worse than meme bad pizza country Brazil
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I would demolish that pistachio pizza
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i defend olives against the haters every chance i get but that is a bit much.
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It reminds me of a pizza I made way back when, I had the thought that "mushrooms are good, more mushrooms = better" and just covered the pizza with them like that. Nope, it turns out that moderation is good, even for the best toppings.
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Dec 16, 2023 21:48
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uber_stoat posted:i defend olives against the haters every chance i get but that is a bit much. I dunno, I can still see some of the base
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Dec 16, 2023 21:53
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uber_stoat posted:i defend olives against the haters every chance i get but that is a bit much. Anchovies on pizza is fine if it's like one or two anchovies An entire anchovie pizza would just take like salt and angry piss
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Captain Hygiene posted:It reminds me of a pizza I made way back when, I had the thought that "mushrooms are good, more mushrooms = better" and just covered the pizza with them like that. Nope, it turns out that moderation is good, even for the best toppings. Whenever I do a pizza I slice up an entire thing of grocery store mushrooms super thin and it ends up covering the uncooked pizza to a ridiculous depth. I always think it's way way way too much. But then it comes out and it's like "poo poo I should have bought the next size up thing of mushrooms"
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cat is a pretty inferior meat. obligate carnivore = gamy as hell korean eating dogs are fed like, 99% vegetarian, both for cost and taste reasons
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bagual posted:pizzas are looking too normal I would eat the hell out of this pizza, it's basically the breakfast I made myself every other day as a teenager, but on pizza bread instead of toast
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Aesop Poprock posted:Anchovies on pizza is fine if it's like one or two anchovies The best complementary topping for an anchovy pizza is extra cheese
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shovel that cream cheese strawberry right into my mouth
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I like doing that with a toasted bagel but of course leave it to Brazil to totally gently caress up the ratios
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Data Graham posted:Whenever I do a pizza I slice up an entire thing of grocery store mushrooms super thin and it ends up covering the uncooked pizza to a ridiculous depth. I always think it's way way way too much. But then it comes out and it's like "poo poo I should have bought the next size up thing of mushrooms" He'll yeah
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What mushrooms do you use? I imagine oyster mushrooms would work very well, but I never tried them on pizza.
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Me I use the mini portobellos usually.
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Are portobellos not simply creminis that have been allowed to grow? I heard somewhere they were functionally the same species
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Yeah, button mushrooms / portobelllos etc are all the same species grown to a different size
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https://i.imgur.com/kBzYBL5.mp4
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steinrokkan posted:Yeah, button mushrooms / portobelllos etc are all the same species grown to a different size i think they are also different breeds like how there's different colors of corn you can grow
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Good, bad, I'm the guy with the pizza cutter.
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