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 at the accompanying post/addendumquote:Some have compared the zigzag cut of this lemon garnish to the small, triangular "Van Dyke" beard historically worn by untrustworthy men, but to recognize this etymology would be to validate and take into lading this disreputable perversion of grooming, and we cannot in good faith do that. What a way with words 
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Scags McDouglas posted:Not that it's a very controversial prediction but I still see this going really poorly in the end for our guy. I'm sure it's going to either wreck or reinforce his and Ray's relationship somehow. Also T's mind going to dirty places is going to play into his taking the fall for some Tina embezzlement shenanigans.
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Quit knowing that this is exactly how you'd hold her during lovemaking! Quit smelling her hair! Quit seeing her peaceful face on your pillow in the pale blue cast of dawn!
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Tall Tale Teller posted:I'm sure it's going to either wreck or reinforce his and Ray's relationship somehow. You know how it's now sort of generally recognized that the bad grammar and spelling in Nigerian Prince emails and other similar scams serves as a selection process? Like, if you're ignorant enough to not be thrown by the sketchiness of the text, you're more likely to get all the way to the end of the scam where you give a stranger all your money. (Leon Sumbitches excepted, of course.) Tina is telling T exactly what is happening right now at this very second, and if he were capable of recognizing this he would be someone who isn't Teodor.
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Teeodor is going to look like George Santos in those 500 dollar glasses
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Dog, why you even got to do a thing? https://imgur.com/gallery/k8wO48k
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LRADIKAL posted:Dog, why you even got to do a thing? This is one of those "humans are space orks" threads, is that the thing you meant to post?
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I mean it definitely fits the "why you gotta do a thing" moniker Imagine putting that much work into something so embarassing. It's more embarassing because he put work into it Prolly doesn't belong in this thread tho
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Lol, oops. I don't remember what achewood related thing I was trying to post. The orcs thing was for a different nerd group.
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He Gets With Ladies But In The End They Do Not Like Him!
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“few things make a man smaller than being too good for a place he was once no better than”
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nice pete writes some good turns of phrase. it's just a shame about all the murders
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Barthes would say something about "death of the author", but when Nice Pete is the author the death is you.
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Probably not something you want on the back of any state quarter.
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Just having some good old fashioned gay sex in the woods, done correctly in that salt of the earth, West Virginia way
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Safety Dance posted:Barthes would say something about "death of the author", but when Nice Pete is the author the death is you. he puts you in the back of his van and he is the winner
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moot the hopple posted:Just having some good old fashioned gay sex in the woods, done correctly in that salt of the earth, West Virginia way THAT WAS AN ACT OF LOVE YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL!
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Smoking Mr. Gary's pole is so beautiful.
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moot the hopple posted:Just having some good old fashioned gay sex in the woods, done correctly in that salt of the earth, West Virginia way Onstad needs a WV Outdoor Gay Sex coin in the online store.
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Pershing posted:Onstad needs a WV Outdoor Gay Sex coin in the online store. Learn to draw West Virginia Gay Sex...FROM BEHIND
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Deathlove posted:Learn to draw West Virginia Gay Sex...FROM BEHIND I confess I'm having trouble visualizing Nive Pete's description...wouldn't the chair be in the way?
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loving hell, Lyle.
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Pershing posted:I confess I'm having trouble visualizing Nive Pete's description...wouldn't the chair be in the way?
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I picture a more basic plastic lawn chair. Not your Yankee assemblage of frippery to "dress up" one's backyard, but a down-home piece of furniture that you could abandon to the woods and still rely upon to give you firm bracing for passionate gay sex.
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Oh no beef, pull up, pull up!
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Really wish I knew what the completion her sentence was behind that thought bubble.
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Oh no, Beef.
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crazy to think we’re already in the earless Ray/skinny Teodor/washed up Roast Beef era Time loving flies
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Seven years and teodor’s loving dead He never scored
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Phillipe is five.
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Can never get over Teodor getting his poo poo together and getting into shape and then immediately dying
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I'm in my Ray 2026 era: wearing comfortable shawl sweaters and unable to hear other people's bullshit
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Pattonesque posted:it's happening Remember when people thought 2008 Teódor was pushing a stroller
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I always assumed it was a lawnmower.
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Philippe might be five forever, but unfortunately the same can't be said about his mother.
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Safety Dance posted:Philippe might be five forever, but unfortunately the same can't be said about his mother. *puf
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Jerusalem posted:Can never get over Teodor getting his poo poo together and getting into shape and then immediately dying Speaking as someone who just got his author career going and also lost 110 pounds going into my 40s that strip always freaks me out a little.
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