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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

:911:

Gotta bring the gat to the MRI machine in case the magnets get you.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Isn't this the second time that has happened?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


https://i.imgur.com/DXQm534.mp4

Is there a special cert for forklift icecapades?

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

McGavin posted:

Isn't this the second time that has happened?

It seems to keep happening, I don't think the Americans are OK.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm5We9q00Lg

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DXQm534.mp4

Is there a special cert for forklift icecapades?

Why don't they just shoot the ice with guns to break it up

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Bad Munki posted:


Ice_Harvest.gif

Is there a special cert for forklift icecapades?

loving hypnotic

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



McGavin posted:

Isn't this the second time that has happened?

It's happened way more than twice. First instance I'm aware of is back in 2001, link here, where the MRI yanked the gun out of a guy's hand (!) and it fired despite the safety being engaged.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DXQm534.mp4

Is there a special cert for forklift icecapades?

Are they stocking the ice house from Little House On The Prairie?

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010


Every time I've received an MRI I've been wanded with a metal detector before we go in the room. I have another one next week and they've already called me twice to remind me to bring no metal, and asked me if I have metal plates or screws installed.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Vampire Panties posted:

Are they stocking the ice house from Little House On The Prairie?

This is premium artisanal all-natural ice. Not like the artificial stuff you get from a machine.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Deteriorata posted:

This is premium artisanal all-natural ice. Not like the artificial stuff you get from a machine.

There is no finer ice than nugget ice, like you get from a hospital. And that all comes from a machine. Check and mate iceailure

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Desert Bus posted:

There is no finer ice than nugget ice, like you get from a hospital. And that all comes from a machine. Check and mate iceailure

I got my SO a nugget ice machine for xmas this year, but yadda yadda, now I've got a nugget ice machine of my very own. :confuoot:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Desert Bus posted:

There is no finer ice than nugget ice, like you get from a hospital. And that all comes from a machine. Check and mate iceailure

The cleaning schedule for ice machines involves 3 steps.

1.) Wait for someone to get really sick after consuming the ice
2.) Clean machine
3.) See step 1.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Not true, sometimes you get black flecks in your ice and you clean it then.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

NoWake posted:

I got my SO a nugget ice machine for xmas this year, but yadda yadda, now I've got a nugget ice machine of my very own. :confuoot:

Living the dream!

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DXQm534.mp4

Is there a special cert for forklift icecapades?

The watermark on this one was well done.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



corgski posted:

Not true, sometimes you get black flecks in your ice and you clean it then.

Gettin' angrier than when someone put my cast iron in the dishwasher

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

MRI tech not gonna get caught lacking by meemaw

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Entropic posted:

It seems to keep happening, I don't think the Americans are OK.

Sounds like they should have non-ferrous guns in hospitals that you must swap your own piece to for the duration of the visit. So many lives could be saved if people used their brain!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Entropic posted:

It seems to keep happening, I don't think the Americans are OK.

The other time it was in Brazil I think.

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

At this point, why do they not have a metal detector at the door going in? Seriously

Also, (I mean, I already know the answer) but who the gently caress brings a GUN to the hospital?!

America, you are all wrong.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I've never been detected before an mri.
I've also never carried a gun into an mri scan...

l've had to remove a bunch of piercings but that's about it.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Fatrick posted:

At this point, why do they not have a metal detector at the door going in? Seriously

Also, (I mean, I already know the answer) but who the gently caress brings a GUN to the hospital?!

America, you are all wrong.

I know several people who went to hospital and then they get drugged unconscious and some sicko with a knife cuts them up and takes their money!

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Nenonen posted:

Sounds like they should have non-ferrous guns in hospitals that you must swap your own piece to for the duration of the visit. So many lives could be saved if people used their brain!

That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport X-ray machines here and it costs more than what you make in a month!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Surgeon: Patient prepped, let's get this appendix out of there
Me [drawing as I suddenly sit up]: Not today, rear end in a top hat!

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

whats it say about me and my brain that i kept watching this forever thinking this was some sort of non-electrical device meant to right the angles of the boxes or something so they'd go into the next stage of the line at the correct whatever thing

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
It's a package tumbler, to remove all the pointy corners

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Clearly it's a cheddar desharpener

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Shooting Blanks posted:

That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport X-ray machines here and it costs more than what you make in a month!

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Desert Bus posted:

Why don't they just shoot the ice with guns to break it up

There was a mythbuster episode where they did shoot the ice to try and find a skipped bullet.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
And succeeded! (Eventually)

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

For some reason 'buttock' in the this headline is amusing.

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

Jippa posted:

For some reason 'buttock' in the this headline is amusing.

"woman shot" sounds serious. "woman shot in buttocks" sounds seriously funny.

Loki Kunti
Mar 31, 2010

What the headline keeps quiet about is that the woman wasn't shot with her own gun.

Nurse was...
A MAN! with an 'GUN'

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

binge crotching posted:

Every time I've received an MRI I've been wanded with a metal detector before we go in the room. I have another one next week and they've already called me twice to remind me to bring no metal, and asked me if I have metal plates or screws installed.

When my wife had an MRI one of the questions they asked was if she has ever been a metalworker, as it can be a bit of a nasty problem for people who may have tiny flecks of metal embedded in their skin, eyes, etc.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Stoatbringer posted:

When my wife had an MRI one of the questions they asked was if she has ever been a metalworker, as it can be a bit of a nasty problem for people who may have tiny flecks of metal embedded in their skin, eyes, etc.

I had an MRI last month and they asked me point blank 'Do you have any metal in your eyes?'. I could only respond with 'gently caress, I hope not!' because I'm pretty sure I'd know if I did but I suddenly had doubts.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
A giant snake on a machine in Indonesia.

https://i.imgur.com/fqaWCc8.mp4

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

ILL Machina posted:

A giant snake on a machine in Indonesia.

https://i.imgur.com/fqaWCc8.mp4

Now...you may think to yourself that this statement might be an exaggeration. Let me assure you that it most definitely is not.

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