Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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Elias_Maluco posted:Americans will understand. The rest of the world can get a calculator and convert to their woketric system, or their elephant system or whatever these people use, or they can go gently caress themselves Not enough significant digits in that elephant conversion
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 17:47 |
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 17:54 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:Get use to it it says right their that his an author dumb rear end
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 17:55 |
explosivo posted:What is even his problem with this one, this just seems like a useful writing tip. I guess it's woke to have more people understand the point you're making. It's people who default to thinking that any feedback they get, no matter how innocuously meant, is an attack, and immediately react in kind by violently attacking back. Like people who think an "entitlement" means something you don't deserve but act like you do, like all those idiots shrieking about "entitlement programs" like Social Security where they were like "EXCUSE ME??? I EARNED that money!!! You can't call me entitled!!!!" MS Word says "hey you may want to think about an alternative phrasing for this, just FYI" and Elon goes "BILL GATES IS CALLING ME A BAD WRITER FOR NOT BEING WOKE ENOUGH" Goons saying Tails Gets Trolled uses an "unreliable narrator" and Lazerbot got all pissed Data Graham fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Dec 15, 2023 |
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 17:56 |
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He is so loving mad that someone DARED correct him It’s raining crylaughs
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 17:56 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:Americans will understand. The rest of the world can get a calculator and convert to their woketric system, or their elephant system or whatever these people use, or they can go gently caress themselves Except that all the maths and engineering was done in metric, and then converted to Imperial units beacsue that's what the astronauts were used to.
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The drugs have kicked in
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Scientastic posted:Except that all the maths and engineering was done in metric, and then converted to Imperial units beacsue that's what the astronauts were used to. So it was all done in commie and converted to American. How is Elon wrong?
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 17:59 |
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Musk starting early I see. Ahh it's Friday
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:00 |
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What the gently caress is an “optimouse” Other than something already very much copywritten by like three different companies already, including an automatic feeder/water system for lab mice and a mouse-location-onscreen tracker software
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8rwTfzfBo0
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:05 |
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If anyone wanted to kill their dad and gently caress their mother
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:09 |
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rotinaj posted:What the gently caress is an “optimouse” I guess he hallucinated that he invented a new kind of mouse.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:10 |
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I just noticed one of the ads I commented "this ad was posted next to anti-Semitic content is this intentional" either got pulled or the company running the ad blocked me. Win either way
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:13 |
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He's literally just lying. Anyone with MS Word can easily verify this. I just did myself, I've never ever opened the "proofing" menu on my copy of Word and all the inclusiveness settings are off by default. Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Dec 15, 2023 |
# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:20 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:He's literally just lying. Anyone with MS Word can literally verify this. I just did myself, I've never ever opened the "proofing" menu on my copy of Word and all the inclusiveness settings are off by default. It was probably a corporate change made through his company group policy settings even before he took over and just noticed it now.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:22 |
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Burning_Monk posted:It was probably a corporate change made through his company group policy settings even before he took over and just noticed it now. That actually seems pretty plausible.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:23 |
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Burning_Monk posted:It was probably a corporate change made through his company group policy settings even before he took over and just noticed it now. I'm betting he saw someone post something about it, then turned it on to post those
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:24 |
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:26 |
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Elon Musk (about twice the weight of an elephant)
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:27 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:He's literally just lying. Anyone with MS Word can easily verify this. I just did myself, I've never ever opened the "proofing" menu on my copy of Word and all the inclusiveness settings are off by default. Or he's sitting at twitter and they have a GPO that turns this one and this entire time he hasn't had them disable it, or they don't know how. (You can't just delete the gpo, that'd only stop it from applying to new computers you have to change the value)
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:27 |
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"Organic" gotta be doing some heavy* lifting here * (about twice the weight of an elephant)
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:28 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:The woke mind virus has gone too far. Now it wants us to use metric!
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:29 |
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Brave to show your competitors line trending positive while yours drops
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:32 |
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poisonpill posted:"Organic" gotta be doing some heavy* lifting here No, I'm sure the numbers for twitter magically skyrocketed in March/April and stayed that way despite nothing new about the platform. Source: trust me bro.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:34 |
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Songbearer posted:Brave to show your competitors line trending positive while yours drops But the number's higher! Trust us! Totally didn't make up these numbers, I swear.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:38 |
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How dare community notes use information directly from the sources website lol He's just so stupid
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:39 |
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can only speak for myself but I'm super onboard with using elephants as a new standard of measurement. time to get rid of all those clunky numbers
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:41 |
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Ahh the old Americans will use anything to measure except the metric system meme coming to reality lol
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:41 |
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Let's be real, it's only a matter of time until Elon gets rid of Community Notes.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:46 |
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E the Shaggy posted:Let's be real, it's only a matter of time until Elon gets rid of Community Notes. It’ll take about twice the duration of his relationship with Talulah Riley
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:48 |
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I wonder what happened to that Mars probe where they used imperial units..... Oh
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:48 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:Not only is Musk the CEO of 4 companies, but he also writes all the marketing material by himself for every product. *spends 10 hrs getting mad about writing suggestions on twitter* *wipes brow* “being a CEO is hard work, good thing I love humanity enough to make the sacrifice”
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:49 |
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kazil posted:
lol that musk thinks he would last if fallout or whatever came around. he would end up like that rick manager in the waifer factory in that rick and morty episode. thats a reference he would understand but knowing him, he probaly just watched 2 episodes.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:50 |
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E the Shaggy posted:Let's be real, it's only a matter of time until Elon gets rid of Community Notes. He'll just make it really poo poo, like you have to be a premium++ subscriber and pay to write a note or something
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:50 |
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I have many questions
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:52 |
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kazil posted:He'll just make it really poo poo, like you have to be a premium++ subscriber and pay to write a note or something
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:53 |
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kazil posted:
Does Elon know that students don't own the copywrite or sell merchandise for the University they attend?
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:57 |
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He doesn’t know much
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:58 |
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haha tits, boobs
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:59 |