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dolphinbomb posted:He'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you. Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one-legged man had kicked you.. It makes you wonder what the gently caress Cotton's childhood looked like that it included this (a memory that brought a nostalgic tear to his eye) followed by him lying about his age to go fight in the Pacific in WWII. We never hear a word about Hank's grandpa, do we?
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Asterite34 posted:(a memory that brought a nostalgic tear to his eye) That wasn't a tear. He over-reminisced and brought up his pain water 
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Lincoln posted:I grilled with charcoal my whole adult life until my wife & I bought a propane grill. You know, with the big tanks you refill/swap at the store. I was dubious but almost immediately changed religions after I realized how much more convenient propane is. Three years ago we moved into our (please, Jesus) final home, and it has a grill fed by natural gas piped directly into the home. No swapping out tanks. I have, for the final time, changed religions. Yo, what model of grill did you get and are you happy with it? I've got the plumbing for natural gas on my deck but my current grill cant take the LP>NG conversion kit so im having to refill tanks every month like a shmuck
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When Bobby asks Hank why his safety goggles are fogging up and Hank just rolls his eyes and groans, gently caress YOU HANK HE CANT loving SEE AND ASKED YOU A SIMPLE loving QUESTION, IM SORRY I DIDNT TUMBLE OUT OF THE WOMB KNOWING ALL THE WAYS OF THE UNIVERSE DAD
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Asterite34 posted:It makes you wonder what the gently caress Cotton's childhood looked like that it included this (a memory that brought a nostalgic tear to his eye) followed by him lying about his age to go fight in the Pacific in WWII. Id like to think his family just flip flops every generation on thier general demeanor. His granpa was just like hank while bobby is very much like cotton if you think about it.
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X JAKK posted:When Bobby asks Hank why his safety goggles are fogging up and Hank just rolls his eyes and groans, gently caress YOU HANK HE CANT loving SEE AND ASKED YOU A SIMPLE loving QUESTION, IM SORRY I DIDNT TUMBLE OUT OF THE WOMB KNOWING ALL THE WAYS OF THE UNIVERSE DAD If safety goggles are anything like scuba goggles you spit in em and wipe em dry and *voila* no more fogging. They also sell some sort of spray, but why would I do that when my mouth's full of perfectly good spit.
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Hihohe posted:Id like to think his family just flip flops every generation on thier general demeanor. His granpa was just like hank while bobby is very much like cotton if you think about it. So Cotton : Bobby :: Cotton's Dad : Hank? Good Lord, no wonder Cotton would rather go off and get his shins shot off, that sounds unbearable
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Cotton, age 14: "But I WANTS to play the FEET BALL!" Great-Grandpa Hill, a textile mill worker: "Bwaaaaaaaaah!"
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If this is early 1900a texas id imagine Grandpa Hill would have a small farm growing... well cotton or a ranch with couple of dairy cows. Maybe pigs seeing as how Arlen is described as a pig town. Cotton seems like the kinda guy whod sell the land as soon as his dad croaked. Young cotton: Dad! I wanna go into town and watch them new movin pictures Grandpa hill: That boy aint right
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He'd be one of those farmers suckered into buying Hill Country land like LBJ's father. The land is green and abundant when it rains, buuut there's just not enough of that rain to keep a farm profitable long-term.
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Mackerel Cornflake posted:If safety goggles are anything like scuba goggles you spit in em and wipe em dry and *voila* no more fogging. ....okay. *spits in hanks eyes*
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I work at the car race, where the cars race The people are hot and dry, they want something cold and wet
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Fishstick posted:I work at the car race, where the cars race Jimmy Wichard had some training in humoralism I see
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According to Wikipedia, Cottn's father may have been German. As far as I'm concerned though Cottons old man went off to fight in dubya dubya eye by lying about his age and joining at 13 (instead of 14 like cotton) and when he was over there he killed siddy huns and possibly got his forearms blowed off by a hun machine gun.
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Question his methods all you like, but just look at those profits.
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I just noticed, is there a joke in here that the calculator is not a Texas Instruments brand or am I overanalyzing
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Dec 17, 2023 12:01
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They've got non-TI calculators in Texas, but Jimmy using some $5000 graphing calculator to figure out how much his go-to guys owed him would have been pretty funny.
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The Moon Monster posted:They've got non-TI calculators in Texas, but Jimmy using some $5000 graphing calculator to figure out how much his go-to guys owed him would have been pretty funny. They make cheap basic $6 calculators too
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pixaal posted:They make cheap basic $6 calculators too Yep, that is definitely a true statement.
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That doobie edit from this site is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
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Fishstick posted:I work at the car race, where the cars race I'M the boss.
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Dec 17, 2023 15:24
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You gotta shake it! Guy don't work if you don't shake it!
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The Moon Monster posted:They've got non-TI calculators in Texas, but Jimmy using some $5000 graphing calculator to figure out how much his go-to guys owed him would have been pretty funny. I HAD TO BUY IT THE STUPID OTHER CALCULATOR DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH NUMBERS
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That guy gives me Dermott from Venture Bros vibes.
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On one hand I dont see Jimmy wichard shoving lighters up his rear end On the other hand I don't expect Dermott to take payment for anything in cans
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Jimmy would be like the one guy to believe Dermott's stories
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Im always afraid I'll wake up and end up like this guy.
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Fishstick posted:On one hand I dont see Jimmy wichard shoving lighters up his rear end "OK, NOW I believe you're Bobby's friend"
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Im always afraid I'll wake up and end up like this guy. A culturally recognized local artist?
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Succesful self-employed business owner who broke the aluminum ceiling? Able to rock the hotdog suit? Fishstick fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Dec 18, 2023 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:A culturally recognized local artist? Just watched that episode and couldn’t believe Hank let the art scammer publicly call Peggy a mentally retarded artist. He just sheepishly escorted her out of the venue. He knows.
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dolphinbomb posted:He'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you. Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one-legged man had kicked you.. S-tier quote+delivery for me. Certainly in the top 10. Might even be in the hallowed top 5.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:A culturally recognized local artist? culturally recognized? no. local? yes!
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Jimmy reminds me more of Alexander from Letterkenny than Dermott.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:S-tier quote+delivery for me. Certainly in the top 10. Might even be in the hallowed top 5. Yeah that whole thing plus the “musta reminisced too hard and brought my pain water up” is definitely top 5 for me. Where the gently caress did the writers get that? Now I want an LLM like ChatGPT to write me some dialogue for cotton hill Also, never forget that Hank Hill allowed Cotton to torture his son
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You made a bowl?!
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:A culturally recognized local artist? Fishstick posted:Succesful self-employed business owner who broke the aluminum ceiling? You guys forgot that Dr. Jimmy Wichard is a certified genius.
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They say he fried his brain by staring into the sun, course he probably wasnt too bright in the first place to do that.
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Doctor Syrup posted:You made a bowl?! It's a combat bowl 
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