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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:i also cannot find anything indicating the phone actually exists, just lots of renders trad cameras can't comprehend it either
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:i also cannot find anything indicating the phone actually exists, just lots of renders don't worry, it's on the blockchain
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Armitag3 posted:YARGPOS
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 02:09 |
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bonk
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Blotto_Otter posted:I just jumped back into the thread after like a week and a half away, what in the hell kind of templeOS timecube nonsense is going on in here? is this what the thread is reduced to now that they've locked our beautiful boy Sam up for good The pic attached is pretty good WORST WITNESS IN HISTORY
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 02:32 |
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bonkchain
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 02:33 |
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:bonkchain
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haveblue posted:when safemoon says goodbye
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 03:44 |
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they're not wrong about this being incomprehensible
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 04:07 |
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thirty millimetres of BONK sounds like a particularly depressing saturday night
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 08:31 |
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raminasi posted:they're not wrong about this being incomprehensible Cryptophone™ came with a promotional amount of SpecialCoin™. So long as nobody loving sells it, that SpecialCoin is "worth" as much fiat money as the fiat cost of the phone. Sales of the phone have increased by a factor of 10, and they might sell out their stock by the end of the year. Please ignore the fact that the seller would rather have your dirty filthy fiat money than the pure good godly token they're giving away.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 08:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaiWNqAqFJA The mental experience of trying to parse the last 3 pages. Level 5 biotch statim fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Dec 15, 2023 |
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statim posted:The mental experience of trying to parse the last 3 pages.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 09:38 |
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i guess i have a tradfi mind, because i surely do not "comprehend". i mean, i think i get it, you get some play money with your phone purchase, great - i just happen to think it's stupid, and there's a part to it that i genuinely can't comprehend, which is: who's buying?
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 15:48 |
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:i guess i have a tradfi mind, because i surely do not "comprehend". i mean, i think i get it, you get some play money with your phone purchase, great - i just happen to think it's stupid, and there's a part to it that i genuinely can't comprehend, which is: who's buying? probably a handful of people buying up all the phones they can so they can get tons of the coin that is certain to skyrocket
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 16:07 |
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Boxturret posted:probably a handful of people buying up all the phones they can so they can get tons of the coin that is certain to skyrocket skyrockets in flight got blinded by a light
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 16:15 |
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so the SEC blew up Voyager's plan (to sell to binance) they then blew up Celsius's plan (to reorganize as a new crypto company) celsius is trying to pivot to a new reorganization (as a pure mining company) and the sec wanted to send a message. so they filed a "reservation of rights" which reads, in full (after you strip out the paragraphs just saying things that happened in the case): might as well have posted "lol we'll do it again" with pictures of the voyager and celsius plans lit on fire
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 16:18 |
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you laugh now, but just wait until they become a giant death cloud
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evilweasel posted:
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 16:36 |
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yeah i dunno if you can get any clearer but the sec is leading to killing crypto in the us, i think with the meltdowns of ftx and the like they feel comfortable enough to euthanize the whole thing.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 18:01 |
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:i guess i have a tradfi mind, because i surely do not "comprehend". i mean, i think i get it, you get some play money with your phone purchase, great - i just happen to think it's stupid, and there's a part to it that i genuinely can't comprehend, which is: who's buying? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdqAbnGs-fw
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 22:41 |
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haveblue posted:when safemoon says goodbye why am I thinking of both That's Amore and Technical Foul. what the gently caress.
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 23:02 |
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Shageletic posted:The pic attached is pretty good lol
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Shageletic posted:The pic attached is pretty good photo taken from POV of a platter of shrimp
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 10:03 |
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kalensc posted:photo taken from POV of a platter of shrimp lol like he'd settle for a platter
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kw0134 posted:yeah i dunno if you can get any clearer but the sec is leading to killing crypto in the us, i think with the meltdowns of ftx and the like they feel comfortable enough to euthanize the whole thing. ok but that just makes bitcoin more valuable obviously
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 16:40 |
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some of the ABSOLUTE TOP TIER APES have been stolen https://twitter.com/punk9059/status/1735995998969991532
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 17:36 |
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click through to the dingaling thread All my gas.. gone!
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 17:47 |
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gschmidl posted:click through to the dingaling thread christmas came early to the buttcoin thread
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 17:54 |
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the pinnacle of ape kind, gone
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 17:59 |
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Boxturret posted:
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 18:00 |
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No, not the monkey in a cowboy hat with the face preset #18! Is nothing sacred?
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gschmidl posted:click through to the dingaling thread code is law.
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 18:47 |
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I assume those are the top tier apes because they look like apes and not hosed up mutant zombies
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 18:48 |
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haveblue posted:I assume those are the top tier apes because they look like apes and not hosed up mutant zombies There is only one tier of apes, the S tier (S stands for poo poo). So technically, they all are top tier.
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 18:55 |
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haveblue posted:I assume those are the top tier apes because they look like apes and not hosed up mutant zombies no, those are a separate, also stolen, type of ape
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 18:58 |
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Good news!
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 19:21 |
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so bad even hackers dont want em
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 19:31 |
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did anyone try to make an ape tumbler yet
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# ? Dec 16, 2023 19:34 |
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if you steal these "top tier" nfts, who are you selling them to? other than the rubes you stole them from in the first place. what is the market for a used monkey picture, never worn? what moron is buying these stolen nfts, knowing full well they can be stolen again by the same means? what would they even do with them if the whole underpinning is their trade value to begin with?
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