Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

They're fancier than the electric candles I have. On mine the "flame" is a reflector for the light inside the candle body, but they "dance" in a pleasant way.

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Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Ridesharing these days

https://twitter.com/yoloswagstudios/status/1735753276581150854

# ? Dec 15, 2023 22:55

mystes: May 31, 2006

Where do I sign up to do bird uber?

# ? Dec 15, 2023 22:58

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

It's the new Lyft spinoff, Flyt

# ? Dec 15, 2023 23:01

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

mystes posted:

Where do I sign up to do bird uber?

Uber Pet is a thing, so go for it.

# ? Dec 15, 2023 23:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do sky-cats follow the same logic as earth-cats when it comes to adopting humans?

# ? Dec 15, 2023 23:09

i own every Bionicle: Oct 23, 2005; cstm ttle? kthxbye

mystes posted:

Where do I sign up to do bird uber?

Twitter

# ? Dec 15, 2023 23:12

mystes: May 31, 2006

Gromit posted:

Uber Pet is a thing, so go for it.

I would consider it if humans weren't allowed to accompany the animals and it excluded dogs and cats

# ? Dec 15, 2023 23:17

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

mystes posted:

I would consider it if humans weren't allowed to accompany the animals and it excluded dogs and cats

lot of rules here, just cut to the chase and tell us which animals you're trying to entice into your vehicle

# ? Dec 15, 2023 23:23

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

https://i.imgur.com/H3rmn22.mp4

# ? Dec 15, 2023 23:53

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/DhT3HoF.mp4

has sound

# ? Dec 16, 2023 02:36

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Hyena cubs notice camera:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1dz5vy9KX1zh5r5m_720.mp4

# ? Dec 16, 2023 03:23

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

baby hyenas are cute, little strange dogcats

# ? Dec 16, 2023 05:36

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

I spotted two bobkittens in the tree just outside my bedroom window (the other one ran away right before I took the picture).

# ? Dec 16, 2023 05:44

Safari Disco Lion: Jul 21, 2011; Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

DarklyDreaming posted:

Hyena cubs notice camera:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1dz5vy9KX1zh5r5m_720.mp4

No dopamine quite like noticing a cute animal seeing a camera and hoping they get up close and sniff and then they do it dopamine.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 06:09

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

DarklyDreaming posted:

Hyena cubs notice camera:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1dz5vy9KX1zh5r5m_720.mp4

"What the hell is that?!
...
Imma lick it."

# ? Dec 16, 2023 09:44

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Fister Roboto posted:

I spotted two bobkittens in the tree just outside my bedroom window (the other one ran away right before I took the picture).

Wowwww that's amazing

# ? Dec 16, 2023 12:43

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

It might be food. Huh, not food but it tastes weird, gonna keep licking until I figure it out.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 12:45

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Fister Roboto posted:

I spotted two bobkittens in the tree just outside my bedroom window (the other one ran away right before I took the picture).

Massive paws not visible 3/5. Sorry.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 12:48

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Kennel posted:

Massive paws not visible 3/5. Sorry.

Here's what is most likely one of their parents, from last year:

It prowled around a little and then curled up for a little bobcatnap.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 17:45

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

How are you not dead yet from trying to boop them

# ? Dec 16, 2023 17:58

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Maxwell Lord posted:

Ridesharing these days

https://twitter.com/yoloswagstudios/status/1735753276581150854

I remember seeing a tweet where there was some kind of super bad weather event and a hawk took refuge in this guy's car. It had the same :dogstare:

look on its face like "uh I'll just be a minute, please don't make me go back out there."

# ? Dec 16, 2023 18:39

cat posts.txt: Oct 16, 2023

Fister Roboto posted:

Here's what is most likely one of their parents, from last year:

It prowled around a little and then curled up for a little bobcatnap.

I love bobcats so much even if they sound like someone getting murdered in the woods sometimes.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 18:51

Germansimp: May 28, 2013

SubponticatePoster posted:

I remember seeing a tweet where there was some kind of super bad weather event and a hawk took refuge in this guy's car. It had the same look on its face like "uh I'll just be a minute, please don't make me go back out there."

Harvey the hawk (dodo vid cause the original upload seems to be gone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vsd2UlzhJY

# ? Dec 16, 2023 20:29

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Jinx

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:17

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

Here's what is most likely one of their parents, from last year:

It prowled around a little and then curled up for a little bobcatnap.

absolutely off its tits on skooma... smh

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:25

Sehkmet: Oct 22, 2004; All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Rust Martialis posted:

Jinx

I love Jinx.

Also is that a Lego centrepiece? They do those now? gently caress I'm old.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:14

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Sehkmet posted:

I love Jinx.

Also is that a Lego centrepiece? They do those now? gently caress I'm old.

Yup:

https://www.lego.com/en-us/themes/adults-welcome/botanical-collection/dried-flower-centerpiece

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:58

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

# ? Dec 17, 2023 19:06

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Very nice photos of very cute cats. Do they mess with the electric candles at all?

# ? Dec 17, 2023 19:22

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

IMJack posted:

Very nice photos of very cute cats. Do they mess with the electric candles at all?

Nope. Ignore them basically. Asp-Holmblad branded candles fwiw.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 19:28

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Sound on for snuffles:

https://i.imgur.com/aHnsYRJ.mp4

# ? Dec 17, 2023 20:27

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Perestroika posted:

Sound on for snuffles:

https://i.imgur.com/aHnsYRJ.mp4

# ? Dec 17, 2023 20:38

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

https://twitter.com/equine__dentist/status/1736130101782200562

# ? Dec 17, 2023 21:44

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Germansimp posted:

Harvey the hawk (dodo vid cause the original upload seems to be gone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vsd2UlzhJY

Thanks! Birds of prey are these perfect killing machines but also somehow very derpy.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 22:00

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

https://i.imgur.com/739gWnT.mp4

# ? Dec 17, 2023 22:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What a photogenic little pupper

# ? Dec 18, 2023 00:09

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I've heard the term 'chaos potato' but I really think 'pocket dog' is way better :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTj6iHK2oAY

# ? Dec 18, 2023 01:40

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/KWyEjw3.mp4

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# ? May 26, 2024 05:27

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/kmMGUJg.mp4

# ? Dec 18, 2023 03:08

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