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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Alaois posted:

Jake Browning is better than Joe Burrow

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
"The Bengals miraculously found a backup QB who's playing well enough to keep their playoff hopes alive, but they can't stop taking the ball out of his hands for trick plays that immediately blow up" is a very funny subplot

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Dango Bango posted:

Oh God commercials :gonk:

We need Scott Hanson right now

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Ty Chandler should have been starting since Week 4. Just block better buddy.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

xbilkis posted:

"The Bengals miraculously found a backup QB who's playing well enough to keep their playoff hopes alive, but they can't stop taking the ball out of his hands for trick plays that immediately blow up" is a very funny subplot

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
lol some giant bengo fan in front of the QB's wife

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
There you go JJ.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Oh look, 49ers legend former 49ers QB Nick Mullens!

I liked the guy, but I never had any illusions about his talent level. I hope he does well.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
Chandler looks better than Mattison literally every time he runs why is he still the backup

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
This is like... the best running MIN has done all season.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

ghosthorse posted:

Chandler looks better than Mattison literally every time he runs why is he still the backup

He isn't that great at blocking.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Hell yea sold the sneak.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
That's a TD

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
huh, that seemed rather easy

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Wow, that's their first opening drive TD of the season?

Minnesota already doing better than last week!

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

SirPablo posted:

He isn't that great at blocking.

He can run and catch though which seems more helpful today

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress Jesus

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

it’s good to see the vikings trying after last week

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

fartknocker posted:

gently caress Jesus

jesus was a messy bitch just like us

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





qb controversy in Minnesota!?!?!??!

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


What did God ignore Jesus' birthday too commercial

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

ghosthorse posted:

He can run and catch though which seems more helpful today

You'd think that'd be the main ways you'd evaluate an RB.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
MIN is going to have TWO defensive TDs in this game.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

just run it dummies

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

AndrewP posted:

just run it dummies

Or preferably, don't

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Why these bears have so much trouble wiping their asses? Eat more berries less rabbits.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Quiet Feet posted:

Why these bears have so much trouble wiping their asses? Eat more berries less rabbits.

their arms can’t reach that far!!!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




It's the salmon

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Quiet Feet posted:

Why these bears have so much trouble wiping their asses? Eat more berries less rabbits.

…I just realized the charmin commercials are one giant “does a bear poo poo in the woods” joke

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Wait CIN just lost another person?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
"Nobody's open" (replay immediately shows the Vikings two best receivers breaking wide open)

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006



SirPablo posted:

Irv the Perv plays on the Bengos?

Dare I ask how he got that nickname?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Anderson Koopa posted:

Dare I ask how he got that nickname?

It rhymes.

Also easier than his full name SKirvatio Horatio Cornelius Jones Smith Jr.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Cart gonna get the most plays at this rate

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010

Quiet Feet posted:

It rhymes.

Also easier than his full name SKirvatio Horatio Cornelius Jones Smith Jr.

also how mild mannered Raider lockdown CB of yesteryear got dubbed Lester "The Molester" Hayes

Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.
Wow, what's going on with Cincy players? They're getting injured left and right :(

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010

Kalit posted:

Wow, what's going on with Cincy players? They're getting injured left and right :(

I'm always a proponent of blaming the rubber turf

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Vikings might want to cover Brown

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Please ban WR screens across the entire league

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
whoops

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