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Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

Aye Doc posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sIHUB6T.mp4

are skunks immune to their own stink in contrast to the old adage of "he who smelt it delt it?"

# ? Dec 17, 2023 17:55

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# ? May 24, 2024 21:42

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I think they don't stick around to experience it. It's the ultimate defensive crop-dusting.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 18:02

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/C2Ew6xO.mp4

# ? Dec 17, 2023 18:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Holy poo poo what a ride

# ? Dec 17, 2023 18:47

mystes: May 31, 2006

Why did it have to be snakes?

# ? Dec 17, 2023 18:50

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/C2Ew6xO.mp4

(From this.)

# ? Dec 17, 2023 19:36

CainsDescendant: Dec 6, 2007; Human nature

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/C2Ew6xO.mp4

Was really expecting a hawk to swoop in and grab him at the last second but otherwise 10/10 great job frog

# ? Dec 17, 2023 19:55

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Mauser posted:

are skunks immune to their own stink in contrast to the old adage of "he who smelt it delt it?"

https://i.imgur.com/paBsq7j.mp4

# ? Dec 17, 2023 20:16

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Mauser posted:

are skunks immune to their own stink in contrast to the old adage of "he who smelt it delt it?"

No, they hate it just as much as anyone else. It's a last resort.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 20:39

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Aye Doc posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sIHUB6T.mp4

Young Coyote's First Stinkcat Playdate

# ? Dec 18, 2023 01:59

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

good to know other creatures have the "oh god its in my mouth" reaction

# ? Dec 18, 2023 02:55

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/nZforrl.mp4

# ? Dec 19, 2023 17:11

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
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lmao

# ? Dec 19, 2023 21:57

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/JPrmtyB.mp4

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:34

CloFan: Nov 6, 2004

# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:08

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/1SYRSsU.mp4

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket_star

# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:28

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

I happened into an aquarium just last month and encountered one of those :O

# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:55

Shaking lemur butt: Jan 5, 2015

gently caress, I thought they managed to kill that thing back in Antarctica.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 00:25

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

CloFan posted:

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:53

eonblue174: Sep 13, 2011; Still chipping away at the Anthem killer

Chop, chop, chop

Gift bag?

# ? Dec 21, 2023 02:51

ante: Apr 9, 2005; SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

https://i.imgur.com/fwVxVaD.mp4

# ? Dec 21, 2023 23:37

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Did not call how that one was going to go down.

# ? Dec 22, 2023 00:47

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/CTEGvyu.mp4

# ? Dec 22, 2023 03:56

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CTEGvyu.mp4

Sometimes it be like that

# ? Dec 22, 2023 04:05

Shit Fuckasaurus: Oct 14, 2005; i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys; Lipstick Apathy

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CTEGvyu.mp4

If something was here, it's gone now

# ? Dec 22, 2023 05:04

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:

If something was here, it's gone now

it's still there, try refreshing or it's something on your end

# ? Dec 22, 2023 05:13

Shit Fuckasaurus: Oct 14, 2005; i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys; Lipstick Apathy

Large Testicles posted:

it's still there, try refreshing or it's something on your end

Maybe it's a mobile problem?

# ? Dec 22, 2023 07:30

Artemis J Brassnuts: Jan 2, 2009; I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Large Testicles posted:

it's still there, try refreshing or it's something on your end

I think they mean �emotionally�

# ? Dec 22, 2023 07:36

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I think they mean �emotionally�

i mean my post still makes sense even in your version

# ? Dec 22, 2023 07:39

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/fxmscXR.mp4

# ? Dec 22, 2023 13:04

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Impressive! I usually just use this site, but for more mundane reasons, like shortening long laces or compensating for my very low arches. :corsair:

# ? Dec 22, 2023 15:32

Deus Ex Macklemore: Jul 2, 2004; Zelensky's Zealots

I'm sorry for the short derail but I just got a new PC and can someone please post the script that defaults to the controls always shown in chrome? Bonus points if it starts with the volume on as well. Thank you and I'm sorry

# ? Dec 22, 2023 18:36

Fart of Presto: Feb 9, 2001; Clapping Larry

Flyinglemur posted:

I'm sorry for the short derail but I just got a new PC and can someone please post the script that defaults to the controls always shown in chrome? Bonus points if it starts with the volume on as well. Thank you and I'm sorry

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 2/27/2020, 11:56:31 PM
// ==/UserScript==

const fixVideos = setTimeout(function(){
  var videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
  for(var i = 0; i < videos.length; i++){
    videos[i].removeAttribute('loop');
    videos[i].controls = true;
    videos[i].pause();
    videos[i].currentTime = 0;
    videos[i].volume = 0.8;
    videos[i].muted = false;
  }
}, 500);

is what I'm currently using.

I also have this one where you can adjust image size:

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos better - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     0.2
// @author      Wheany, BlankSystemDaemon
// @description Sets embedded video size caps, auto-enables controls, embeds webms, sets volume to 20%, and prevents videos from looping. Last edited: 6/19/2023, 15:00:42 UTC
// ==/UserScript==


function processVideos() {
	[...document.getElementsByTagName('video')].forEach((v) => {
		v.removeAttribute('loop');
		v.pause();
		Object.assign(v, {
			currentTime: 0,
            		controls: true,
			volume: 0.8,
			muted: false
		});
		Object.assign(v.style, {
			maxWidth: '100%',
			maxHeight: '800px'
		});
	})
}

// required for dynamic webapp pages that modify the page with javascript
const observer = new MutationObserver(processVideos);
observer.observe(document.body, {
	childList: true,
	subtree: true
});

// handles simple pages like SA forums where the page structure doesn't change dynamically after being loaded
if(document.readyState === "interactive") {
	processVideos();
} else {
	document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', processVideos);
}

# ? Dec 22, 2023 18:52