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Attention Potee and front-office morons! Your triumphs mean nothing. You all stink. You can sit on it, and rotate! This is SirPablo. I fear no reprisal.
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 05:23 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 02:49 |
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I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 06:26 |
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 07:19 |
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The sex was good, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 08:23 |
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I'm so nauseous. She's The Worst Driver. I'm so car sick. I'm gonna vomit!
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 13:08 |
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I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there.
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 13:45 |
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I’m so sorry. It’s the Moops.
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 14:19 |
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Chili posted:I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there. Chili O'Brien: Leader of the Aryan Union
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 20:22 |
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It was a good bit in the ‘80’s, and it’s still relatable today.
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# ? Dec 17, 2023 23:47 |
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I could just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me. "C'mon potee, go along, go along."
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 00:09 |
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Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 06:42 |
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The very pants I was returning.
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 07:02 |
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I mean, all those quick shots of the pants. Just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. What is that supposed to be?
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 12:42 |
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His buttocks are sublime.
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 23:21 |
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Potee. You *are* the Assman.
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 23:47 |
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Because he's my butler!
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 01:04 |
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 01:17 |
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Boy, I never dreamed it could make such a difference!
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 01:23 |
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That's my move!
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 19:37 |
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Okay, guys, we gotta be careful of one thing. Some of the stuff’s very fragile. We’re going to have to handle it like a baby.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 00:25 |
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You gotta see you're stealing my 'baby's the ugliest baby I now have ever seen?!
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 07:19 |
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 12:20 |
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You gonna eat that?
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 14:56 |
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Don't you just love lobster?
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 16:37 |
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Justin Credible posted:You gotta see you're stealing my 'baby's the ugliest baby I now have ever seen?! I bet this is from that kick from that crazy Joe Davola. You better see a doctor and get some X-rays.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 16:39 |
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Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 19:55 |
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A Festivus for the Rest Of Us!
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 16:18 |
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That must have been some doll.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 16:19 |
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I find tinsel distracting.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 16:36 |
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Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 16:54 |
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A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 18:09 |
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...Is there a captain's hat involved in this?
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 18:27 |
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Hello, woman.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 18:30 |
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Jerry, hello!
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:49 |
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Listen, you should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some posts for you. You should read the letters he’s written. He’s funnier than the whole bunch of you!
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 21:02 |
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Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 00:56 |
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I could go either way.
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 01:20 |
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This guy...this is not my kind of guy
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 06:36 |
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Stop crying and fight your father.
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 19:05 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 02:49 |
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Are you saying.. you want a piece of me?
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:09 |