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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Attention Potee and front-office morons!

Your triumphs mean nothing.

You all stink.

You can sit on it, and rotate!

This is SirPablo.

I fear no reprisal.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
The sex was good, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


I'm so nauseous. She's The Worst Driver. I'm so car sick. I'm gonna vomit!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I’m so sorry. It’s the Moops.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there.

Chili O'Brien: Leader of the Aryan Union

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
It was a good bit in the ‘80’s, and it’s still relatable today.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I could just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me. "C'mon potee, go along, go along."

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
The very pants I was returning.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
I mean, all those quick shots of the pants. Just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. What is that supposed to be?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
His buttocks are sublime.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Potee. You *are* the Assman.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Because he's my butler! :colbert:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Boy, I never dreamed it could make such a difference!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
That's my move!

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
Okay, guys, we gotta be careful of one thing. Some of the stuff’s very fragile. We’re going to have to handle it like a baby.

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


You gotta see you're stealing my 'baby's the ugliest baby I now have ever seen?!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
You gonna eat that?

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Don't you just love lobster?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Justin Credible posted:

You gotta see you're stealing my 'baby's the ugliest baby I now have ever seen?!

I bet this is from that kick from that crazy Joe Davola. You better see a doctor and get some X-rays.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

A Festivus for the Rest Of Us!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
That must have been some doll.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I find tinsel distracting.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund.

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
...Is there a captain's hat involved in this?

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Hello, woman.

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


Jerry, hello!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Listen, you should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some posts for you. You should read the letters he’s written. He’s funnier than the whole bunch of you!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I could go either way.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
This guy...this is not my kind of guy

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Stop crying and fight your father.

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Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


Are you saying.. you want a piece of me?

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