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Das Boo posted:What was your answer to her question? I said whatever was cheaper or easier to get. I’m not picky.
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Crab Dad posted:I said whatever was cheaper or easier to get. I’m not picky. Hey next time your walking through the long grass and suddenly a ferocious human pounces out and tries to devour you, you'll come to regret your not pickiness.
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Crab Dad posted:I said whatever was cheaper or easier to get. I’m not picky. Should have asked for a dual purpose pitchfork.
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dr_rat posted:I'm pretty confident i'd win, as I'm also pretty sure if your opponent kills and eats you during a match you win be default. I've heard that there's no rule that says I dog can't play basketball, so I wouldn't count on it... Does anyone here think they could beat Air Bud at tennis?
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The Moon Monster posted:Does anyone here think they could beat Air Bud at tennis? I'd simply play Air Bud underwater. I'm pretty sure it's air that gives Air Bud it's Air Bud powers.
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Dec 17, 2023 23:42
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It's the bud. The dog is entirely blasted
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Aww, well I couldn't let such a chill dog loose and maybe harsh it's buzz. 
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Crab Dad posted:Yeah I had a coworker from Kenya who went back to visit her estranged father and I asked her to buy me a spear. Her question for me was “lion or human” however the question was moot because she had to almost immediately leave the country as her father attempted to sell her to the highest bidder to families trying to get green cards for their sons( she came from the equivalent of deep Appalachia, US). a hmong friend when back to the homeland with her parents and they promptly hid her passport and spent a month trying to marry her off. One of the assigned suitors helped her escape back to the US. i've heard worse, at least she escaped
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Someone on reddit found "tiny white balls with faces on them" stinkbug eggs
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Spatule posted:Someone on reddit found "tiny white balls with faces on them" :3
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`Nemesis posted:a hmong friend when back to the homeland with her parents and they promptly hid her passport and spent a month trying to marry her off. One of the assigned suitors helped her escape back to the US. Her parents: he's such a good dude, you should marry him
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:That vile bastard Jimmy Seville. Even his grave should be desecrated. I think he had a fairly elaborate tombstone before the revelations became public. Then I think his family had it completely removed, so his grave is probably entirely unmarked now.
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Stoatbringer posted:I think he had a fairly elaborate tombstone before the revelations became public. Then I think his family had it completely removed, so his grave is probably entirely unmarked now. It was smashed up and thrown in a skip by the stonemason, which was a massive waste of materials because it could have been refaced and reused in all manner of things.
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Fumble posted:It was smashed up and thrown in a skip by the stonemason, which was a massive waste of materials because it could have been refaced and reused in all manner of things. you wanna be the one buying the leftovers of the pedostone?
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I got called an American dick-waver by a goon because I didn't know who Jimmy Savile was when he died, and said he looked like some random pervert. (This was before the truth was out.)
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Fumble posted:It was smashed up and thrown in a skip by the stonemason, which was a massive waste of materials because it could have been refaced and reused in all manner of things. Sadly he was a lich and his soul was bound to the stone
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Robo Reagan posted:you wanna be the one buying the leftovers of the pedostone? who would know? its just stone, not cursed or haunted. it was brazilian blue pearl iirc.
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Dec 18, 2023 11:08
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Have it ground and converted into a coprolith.
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Karate Bastard posted:Have it ground and converted into a coprolith. Who or what exactly would be capable of eating it and making GBS threads it out 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Who or what exactly would be capable of eating it and making GBS threads it out Mix it heavily into all your food and drink like bakers used to do with chalk and bone meal until you are making GBS threads rocks.
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You could also katamari damacy a dung pile through the dusts of its violent deconstruction with sledge hammers?
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There's another rock right there, for you to piss on (M. Thatcher's headstone)
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Fumble posted:yes. So you believe in cursed images, but not cursed stone? That sounds like some sort of bullshit double standards to me. 
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Karate Bastard posted:There's another rock right there, for you to piss on (M. Thatcher's headstone) Also well known for a scandal involving miners
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Fumble posted:It was smashed up and thrown in a skip by the stonemason, which was a massive waste of materials because it could have been refaced and reused in all manner of things. 
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Karate Bastard posted:It's the thought that counts. I think it's just a rock.
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Lol look at this dude outsmarted by a rock lmao
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yikes let's get real mad at that rock and grind it into dust and eat the dust and then poop out the dust lmao
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Karate Bastard posted:Lol look at this dude outsmarted by a rock lmao Hey let ye who has never played scissors one to many times in paper/scissors/rock cast the first stone on that one.
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:yikes let's get real mad at that rock and grind it into dust and eat the dust and then poop out the dust lmao Yeah grab a spoon and mallet 
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