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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Karate Bastard posted:

If you don't have a can opener you can still open cans just fine with a blow torch.

See now this is a useful post. You'll even cook the product while you're at it!

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sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





DTaeKim posted:

Please don't link the YouTuber with Nazi sympathies.

Jobst, unfortunately, likes to seek out this sort of drama. What is worse is that he's actually pretty comprehensive about how he covers this stuff. Like it or not, he's one of the main sources of information on this topic. Yes it makes me feel dirty as well. Normally his 'news' isn't anything more important that a couple of faked speedruns, but in this case he actually happened onto what is probably an actual crime.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Throw them both into the volcano. A new YouTuber will rise from the melee to replace them eventually. The cycle continues.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

sweet geek swag posted:

Jobst, unfortunately, likes to seek out this sort of drama. What is worse is that he's actually pretty comprehensive about how he covers this stuff. Like it or not, he's one of the main sources of information on this topic. Yes it makes me feel dirty as well. Normally his 'news' isn't anything more important that a couple of faked speedruns, but in this case he actually happened onto what is probably an actual crime.

Oh no where else will we get the important information about who cheated at donkey Kong 30 years ago????

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

It's "OH FUCKER SHEEIT," they seem to be in the American south.

It looks to me like an uncontrollable response, but she seems pretty good humored about it. There's a thing called the Brownlee response, I think, and it's specifically the arm flailing motion as a reaction to snakes and spiders and stuff. Looks like a few of the times he triggers her by tossing something or catching her attention out of the corner of her eye.

I think she's just suppressing her true calling, being an Irish stepper.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





steinrokkan posted:

Oh no where else will we get the important information about who cheated at donkey Kong 30 years ago????

I addressed this. Yes, normally you can safely ignore him, but in this case he uncovered what is likely a crime.

Andrew Verse
Mar 30, 2011

sweet geek swag posted:

I addressed this. Yes, normally you can safely ignore him, but in this case he uncovered what is likely a crime.

SomeOrdinaryGamer is also looking into it, and he's not a complete clown like Jobst.

Here is a video link for your perusal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMzjxizna_g

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
The schadenfraude would be on me for watching an hour long reply about streamer drama


https://i.imgur.com/Ttm4FcS.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/BAyjEkT.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/9o78e0D.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The guy who gets his pants caught on fire but also manages to run across the yard with them down around his ankles without faceplanting, what a combination of blessed and cursed fates :suspense:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Captain Hygiene posted:

The guy who gets his pants caught on fire but also manages to run across the yard with them down around his ankles without faceplanting, what a combination of blessed and cursed fates :suspense:

Luckily there's video evidence, otherwise nobody would believe him.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I'm also really proud of them for dropping the funnel quickly enough that the fire didn't go back into the can. It's maybe the best "drunks almost burn their home down" video I've seen.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The funnel was actually a fire gap and worked as intended, so even more bonus drunk points

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Fishstick posted:

The schadenfraude would be on me for watching an hour long reply about streamer drama


https://i.imgur.com/Ttm4FcS.mp4

The cat definitely spotted that thing and was just keeping an eye on it

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Mauser posted:

The cat definitely spotted that thing and was just keeping an eye on it

It even gave a warning miaow

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
This slaps.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That's a flying megaguillotine :dogstare:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That's a final destination style setup if there ever was one.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

steinrokkan posted:

That's a flying megaguillotine :dogstare:

Funny, I just saw this portable but motorized version:

https://i.imgur.com/ZoMLhHp.mp4

Anyway, here's something a lot more violent:

https://i.imgur.com/FPowjMT.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...17d3d8e0e543f5&

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Trabant posted:

Funny, I just saw this portable but motorized version:

https://i.imgur.com/ZoMLhHp.mp4


Only the penitent man shall pass.

This is more for the irrationally irritating movie moments thread, but I never understood why the second blade shot out. The Penitent man kneels and then rolls to the left?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

A kind of genudeflect

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


AFewBricksShy posted:

Only the penitent man shall pass.

This is more for the irrationally irritating movie moments thread, but I never understood why the second blade shot out. The Penitent man kneels and then rolls to the left?

And how the hell do orcs know what a menu is?!

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/qL1VyAu.mp4

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

holy poo poo

Hit or miss Clitoris
Apr 19, 2003
I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

AFewBricksShy posted:

Only the penitent man shall pass.

This is more for the irrationally irritating movie moments thread, but I never understood why the second blade shot out. The Penitent man kneels and then rolls to the left?

The penitent Christian man would pray to God, so they would be on their knees, missing the first and second blade. The penitent Muslim man would kneel and also place their head down, which would have the second blade wreck their day. The penitent parkour man simply rolls to the left.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


My memory is hazy but doesn't part of the floor give way so that he rolled that direction?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The penitent rich man sends Enrique in first.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20231215-musk-s-woes-deepen-as-tesla-strike-spreads-across-scandinavia

All of Scandinavia + Finland are hitting Tesla with strikes now, lmao.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Karate Bastard posted:

The penitent rich man sends Enrique in first.

Lo, just lo, if thou sendest not Enrique

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




CainFortea posted:

My memory is hazy but doesn't part of the floor give way so that he rolled that direction?

No, he rolled. The floor giving way is the second trap.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


"The sign said no solisssssssitation!"

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Man, I thought this was just shipping and manufacturing strikes at first. This rules even more than I thought.


lol at trying to compel the post office legally and getting it thrown out, too.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SpacePig posted:

Man, I thought this was just shipping and manufacturing strikes at first. This rules even more than I thought.


lol at trying to compel the post office legally and getting it thrown out, too.

Yeah, Sweden is one of the few countries that allow sympathy strikes and there's a reason almost every other country has banned it (the reason is capitalism hates workers).

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Charles Barkley reacting to a similar video is fantastic

https://youtu.be/6v1qXi-DJzI?si=elMiZgsU_BtCN2Yg

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

SpacePig posted:

Man, I thought this was just shipping and manufacturing strikes at first. This rules even more than I thought.


lol at trying to compel the post office legally and getting it thrown out, too.

:allears:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Air Skwirl posted:

Yeah, Sweden is one of the few countries that allow sympathy strikes and there's a reason almost every other country has banned it (the reason is capitalism hates workers).

Sweden, and our neighbours, which without them and their help this wouldn't work. There's no space for Tesla to maneuver in since their fans can't even go to another country to get a Tesla, or keep an old one on the road.

What does the other manufacturers think about this? I'm seeing more car ads now than before. Because they have union agreements.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Goddamn seeing a whole society collectively go nah gently caress you elon is amazing.

We should have more of that and not just towards elon imo

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Soul Dentist posted:

You know you can just not watch videos that are presented to you, right?

Settle down with scoring internet points there, Beavis. I literally said i couldn't stand to watch it after very long. :rolleyes:

SpacePig posted:

Man, I thought this was just shipping and manufacturing strikes at first. This rules even more than I thought.


lol at trying to compel the post office legally and getting it thrown out, too.

:sickos:

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

Ey, I'm drivin' like a lunatic ova here!

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Shaking lemur butt posted:

Ey, I'm drivin' like a lunatic ova here!

Biker's thought process throughout the video:

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