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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

johncraig
Jul 26, 2023
andre was too big

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh no no no

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



johncraig posted:

andre was too big

he was causing a scene

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:

- Miracle on 34th Street Fight: R-Truth vs. JD McDonagh

- Nia Jax promo

- IC Title: Gunther vs. Miz

- The Nightmare Before Christmas with Shinsuke Nakamura

- Tag Team Titles: Chelsea Green & Piper Niven vs. Katana Chance & Kayden Carter

- Akira Tozawa vs. Ivar

- Seth Rollins promo

- Jey Uso vs. Ludwig Kaiser

- Tag Team Titles: Judgment Day vs. Creeds


BACKSTAGE NEWS

- Indi Hartwell vs. Elektra Lopez is set for WWE Main Event Tapings

- Apollo Crews vs. Brooks Jensen is set for WWE Main Event Tapings

- Chad Patton is set for the main event ref assignment

- There isn't a second show listed to be filmed tonight.

- Becky Lynch, Natalya, Nia Jax, Dominik Mysterio, Maxxine Dupri, Valhalla, Giovanni Vinci, Candice LeRae are all at the show

- CM Punk is not listed at tonight's WWE Raw


SPOILERS:

- The main event and IC Title matches are set for three segments

- All other matches besides Tozawa's match are set for two segments

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
never forget andre pinning jake the snake down and giggling like a little kid while ripping long, massive farts that made his whole body vibrate

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Intruder posted:

never forget andre pinning jake the snake down and giggling like a little kid while ripping long, massive farts that made his whole body vibrate

Was that Jake? I always thought it was Warrior that got farted on, among other things.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

edogawa rando posted:

Was that Jake? I always thought it was Warrior that got farted on, among other things.

Jake did a Storytime episode saying it was him

Is Dom going to be WWE's Jungle Boy to Punk?

https://twitter.com/DomMysterio35/status/1736819929947476283

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

probably not, papa h has control over his locker room

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
Wait.

Is the Main event including new people? I’m confused

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


edogawa rando posted:

Was that Jake? I always thought it was Warrior that got farted on, among other things.

He probably did that to a lot of people. According to George Steel, Andre would also rub onions on his massive hands.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Intruder posted:

Jake did a Storytime episode saying it was him

Is Dom going to be WWE's Jungle Boy to Punk?


Obviously not. Dom was born in San Diego, SoCal. Whereas Jungle Boy was born in Los Angeles, SoC-
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oh no, Dominik is part of the California Cabal, he's been a Bucks-adjacent sleeper agent all along.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

That DICK! posted:

andre the giant died 30 years ago today. we remember the big giant on this day, and all days forevermore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zase38A-U_8

He looks like he should be on the brute squad.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

yeet

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

He was the Brute Squad.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




everyone who thought Walter vs Sheamus vs Drew was good or even very good should acknowledge their tribal chief imo...

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
the WWE isn't for wrestling fans the matches are just there to fill time because they ran out of dialogue that week for a roman promo

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They should hire more writers

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

projecthalaxy posted:



everyone who thought Walter vs Sheamus vs Drew was good or even very good should acknowledge their tribal chief imo...

Nice of them to at least let one women's match through

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Dango Bango posted:

Nice of them to at least let one women's match through

aew continues to influence the world

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I hope Bad Bunny wins

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Endless Mike posted:

I hope Bad Bunny wins

Its done by fan polls on their youtube community tab so you can do your part if you want

E: unfortunately at the moment it appears there's more acknowledging to be done

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Dec 19, 2023

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


ChrisBTY posted:

He was the Brute Squad.

Stop it, I mean it!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol I was just about to ask where the voting is. It coming from youtube makes sense with the results

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The rest of today:







By far the closest is a 2 to 1 advantage.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

lol you can't say WWE isn't pushing the most over guy. WWE fans love the tribal chief.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



There's something both deeply funny and deeply sad seeing a ton of Actually Good Matches just utterly go down in flames like that

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Mania 40 main event is just Roman delivering a soliloquy in front of a mirror in the middle of the ring

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Erin M. Fiasco posted:

There's something both deeply funny and deeply sad seeing a ton of Actually Good Matches just utterly go down in flames like that

Welcome to the Fed, where everything's made up and Roman is the only thing that matters

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

History Comes Inside! posted:

Mania 40 main event is just Roman delivering a soliloquy in front of a mirror in the middle of the ring

THIS IS AWESOME :dumbbravo:

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

are they doing this for backstage segments too? those are more important imo

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


JUNGLE BOY posted:

are they doing this for backstage segments too? those are more important imo

I can't find such a list or bracket but are there any that sing out to you

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

projecthalaxy posted:

I can't find such a list or bracket but are there any that sing out to you

tozawa farting

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

JUNGLE BOY posted:

tozawa farting

lol every time you post and I see that silly little head next to your posts it reminds me of a meerkat popping its head up lol.

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
WWE isn't for people who enjoy professional wrestling, it's for people who find the MCU too artsy and cerebral.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
All this is telling me is that WWE would be foolish to end The Bloodline story at Wrestlemania with so many WWE universe fans still captivated. The story should continue.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:



everyone who thought Walter vs Sheamus vs Drew was good or even very good should acknowledge their tribal chief imo...

Bad bunny match will be in the top 2

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Gumball Gumption posted:

Bad bunny match will be in the top 2

I've seen most of the WWE PLEs this year and very, very little of the tv and the best WWE match I saw this year was Bad Bunny vs Damien Priest in Puerto Rico.

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