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Scratch Monkey posted:I can tell you it 1000% was not a thing in the 90s. At least the early 90s  ) and it totally was a thing at my HS.
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SubponticatePoster posted:I graduated in '89 ( Maybe my high school was cooler/less cool than yours
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Nenonen posted:I'm gonna pronpose to the girl of my dreams to watch some adult movies together Will you make me the fappiest man on Earth
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I asked a girl to prom with sky writing and she said no so I went with the pilot instead.
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I've never heard of elaborate proposals to the prom. I've never heard the term "promposal" before but it's a pretty obv portmanteau. In 9th grade I asked the teacher to the prom because she was hot and everyone dared me to do it. I wrote it on the white board. It got a laugh. We were 13. That's the most elaborate proposal to the prom I've ever seen until now.
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A dude making a huge public deal out of asking you out is always a bit of a nightmare because you don't have to worry just about how he'll react if you say no, but how the audience he has created will react too. Some women are cool with it but if you don't know she is, it's a lot to spring on someone. And I think some dudes count on that extra pressure to force a yes. :/
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My friends, and my sister in law, both have the same fridge and I still sometimes gently caress up the water bit cause it's just so weird.
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its the perfect angle to make it look like you pissed yourself and everything, amazing!
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Pasketti posted:its the perfect angle to make it look like you pissed yourself and everything, amazing! my dad has a similar one and you guessed it, water all over the front of my pants the first time i used it
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I currently have this fridge design, and I don't like to warn people because it is the perfect prank device (my ice doesn't do that though). It is super convenient for filling water bottles.
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How are you supposed to use the pissfridge because it looks like you have to hold the water bottle right where the hand pressing the water button is
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haveblue posted:How are you supposed to use the pissfridge because it looks like you have to hold the water bottle right where the hand pressing the water button is that's exactly what you're supposed to do, push the button with your cup
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Large Testicles posted:that's exactly what you're supposed to do, push the button with your cup
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I have a friend who has it. it's an absolutely insane design but I've gotten used to it. it also produces ice that's too "sticky" (your ice fuses together into one giant clump) and the water shoots out so fast that it splashes tiny droplets everywhere. also the fridge has a window so you can look inside without opening it; the light turns on when you walk near. i don't understand that design element either.
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The fridge that every goon has, and also hates
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DontMockMySmock posted:also the fridge has a window so you can look inside without opening it; the light turns on when you walk near. i don't understand that design element either. Probably meant to save a few watts from people holding the door open to browse or build a shopping list I'd rather have that than a smart screen that shows nothing but ads because no one in the house uses it for anything else
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haveblue posted:Probably meant to save a few watts from people holding the door open to browse or build a shopping list but surely the inefficiency from lost insulation is way worse. also, just, like, don't hold the door open? do you not know what's in your fridge?? is it for people with memory problems???
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DontMockMySmock posted:but surely the inefficiency from lost insulation is way worse. also, just, like, don't hold the door open? do you not know what's in your fridge?? is it for people with memory problems??? If anyone else lives in your house the contents of the fridge may spontaneously change without your involvement
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haveblue posted:If anyone else lives in your house the contents of the fridge may spontaneously change without your involvement lol just lol if your kids don't update the refrigerated food database hourly
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Kid comes up with a crazy plan for his promposal where he apparently gets in trouble with the cops ...... but they're in on the prank, whoooaaaa crazy! He got permission from the school resource cop and the school principal to run a stop sign on school property and then the cop would pull him over and the promposal would take place ...... the only problem is that they didn't consider all the other drivers on the road when they came up with this "deliberately blow a stop sign" plan and the obvious happens Related personal schad: In my last year of high school I crashed my motorcycle right in front of the school, pretty much right after class was let out so hundreds of students saw it. Friends had been egging me on to "do a wheelie," I was like "man I can't wheelie it it's a 1988 Ninja 250" and they were like "wel do something cool," so the last thing I said was "OK, watch this." I was trying to do 'skitching' I guess, where I hang my left foot off the right side of the bike and drag it on the road, and I forgot that you're basically supposed to keep your weight centered on the gas tank. The suspension bucked and I went sideways right up on the curb, moving fast enough to make it onto the school lawn with road rash on my knee and my bare rear end exposed through my ripped-open jeans. A few people screamed, most of my buddies just laughed at me and I had to sit there and wait for my stepdad to pick me up and take me to the hospital to get the gravel scrubbed out of my knee with a device that looked like a plastic dog-grooming comb. I also never got laid in high school and didn't go to prom.
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DontMockMySmock posted:but surely the inefficiency from lost insulation is way worse. also, just, like, don't hold the door open? do you not know what's in your fridge?? is it for people with memory problems??? Is this how you find out one of the main effects of adhd
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DontMockMySmock posted:also, just, like, don't hold the door open? do you not know what's in your fridge?? is it for people with memory problems???  for no particular reason at all  I get really interested in snacking while simultaneously having even more trouble than usual remembering things.ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Is this how you find out one of the main effects of adhd
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Mister Speaker posted:I also never got laid in high school and didn't go to prom. I feel like posting on the somethingawful.com forums means this goes without saying.
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Tree Bucket posted:lol just lol if your kids don't update the refrigerated food database hourly "Timmy, come here. I see you eating a yogurt,, but I just checked Jira and no one has posted a snacking task since last week. How do you explain this?"
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DontMockMySmock posted:also the fridge has a window so you can look inside without opening it; the light turns on when you walk near. i don't understand that design element either. The window is cool because it is an outer door for the in-door storage, so you can open that up to access the sauces and milk without opening the entire fridge door.
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Mister Speaker posted:Related personal schad: In my last year of high school I crashed my motorcycle right in front of the school, pretty much right after class was let out so hundreds of students saw it. Friends had been egging me on to "do a wheelie," I was like "man I can't wheelie it it's a 1988 Ninja 250" and they were like "wel do something cool," so the last thing I said was "OK, watch this." I was trying to do 'skitching' I guess, where I hang my left foot off the right side of the bike and drag it on the road, and I forgot that you're basically supposed to keep your weight centered on the gas tank. The suspension bucked and I went sideways right up on the curb, moving fast enough to make it onto the school lawn with road rash on my knee and my bare rear end exposed through my ripped-open jeans. A few people screamed, most of my buddies just laughed at me and I had to sit there and wait for my stepdad to pick me up and take me to the hospital to get the gravel scrubbed out of my knee with a device that looked like a plastic dog-grooming comb. lmao rekt
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Mister Speaker posted:Related personal schad: In my last year of high school I crashed my motorcycle right in front of the school, pretty much right after class was let out so hundreds of students saw it. Friends had been egging me on to "do a wheelie," I was like "man I can't wheelie it it's a 1988 Ninja 250" and they were like "wel do something cool," so the last thing I said was "OK, watch this." I was trying to do 'skitching' I guess, where I hang my left foot off the right side of the bike and drag it on the road, and I forgot that you're basically supposed to keep your weight centered on the gas tank. The suspension bucked and I went sideways right up on the curb, moving fast enough to make it onto the school lawn with road rash on my knee and my bare rear end exposed through my ripped-open jeans. A few people screamed, most of my buddies just laughed at me and I had to sit there and wait for my stepdad to pick me up and take me to the hospital to get the gravel scrubbed out of my knee with a device that looked like a plastic dog-grooming comb. Thank you for your service, Mister Speaker 
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CainFortea posted:Fancy prom asks absolutely were a thing in the early 90s, you just only heard about them or saw them if you physically ran into the thing they were doing. Yeah, I remember seeing them in 93/94/95 for sure.
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Mister Speaker posted:Related personal schad: In my last year of high school I crashed my motorcycle right in front of the school, pretty much right after class was let out so hundreds of students saw it. Friends had been egging me on to "do a wheelie," I was like "man I can't wheelie it it's a 1988 Ninja 250" and they were like "wel do something cool," so the last thing I said was "OK, watch this." I was trying to do 'skitching' I guess, where I hang my left foot off the right side of the bike and drag it on the road, and I forgot that you're basically supposed to keep your weight centered on the gas tank. The suspension bucked and I went sideways right up on the curb, moving fast enough to make it onto the school lawn with road rash on my knee and my bare rear end exposed through my ripped-open jeans. A few people screamed, most of my buddies just laughed at me and I had to sit there and wait for my stepdad to pick me up and take me to the hospital to get the gravel scrubbed out of my knee with a device that looked like a plastic dog-grooming comb. Project Schad-rear end I hope yr butt has healed with minimal off-putting scarring
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Ror posted:absolutely reeling at the revelation that Karl Horgst is a nazi Karl Horgst Wessel
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This is loving incredible. I don’t know if there’s a German word for “sublime incompetence” but this is it. You couldn’t choreograph such perfection.
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Soul Dentist posted:The fridge that every goon has, and also hates I somehow have an older model of the piss fridge. The ice is the same, but the water doesn't spray your crotch, but it's still placed in a way that if you don't hit the button with your cup, you just get wet hands. My cat is fascinated by it and every so often I just wake up to find cold puddles on the kitchen floor from ice and or water being just sprayed everywhere as he jumps up to slap the buttons.
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