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Catastrophe posted:stolen from Reddit (I'M SORRY!) but someone mentioned they saw this near a house they're currently moving into. Vultures. Now, is it a bad thing when you notice a swarm of scavenging birds of prey who feast on death gathering around a neighbor's door? *CLAPS HANDS LOUDLY
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The window is now my trash disposal.
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Cartoon Man posted:Mods are asleep, PYF cats Fixed with audio https://i.imgur.com/pxTIvO5.mp4
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Dec 20, 2023 10:07
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I could hear this before turning on the audio. Purrfect.
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Catastrophe posted:stolen from Reddit (I'M SORRY!) but someone mentioned they saw this near a house they're currently moving into. Vultures. Now, is it a bad thing when you notice a swarm of scavenging birds of prey who feast on death gathering around a neighbor's door? probably just feeds them
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Meanwhile someplace in India....
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The Mouth Freshener
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The secret ingredient is cum
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Scratch Monkey posted:The secret ingredient is cum Well they suck at keeping secrets and have no one but themselves to blame if a competitor steals it. 
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Dec 20, 2023 13:48
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The wily machinations of the perfidious cum thief
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 Not cursed cursed but cursing me with a weird little rage.
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Dec 20, 2023 16:42
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Most of that is just eye-rolling platitudes, but holy poo poo can that "we do friendship" go gently caress itself.
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Aramis posted:Most of that is just eye-rolling platitudes, but holy poo poo can that "we do friendship" go gently caress itself. It’s like I can get one or two of them on their own but all of it together is triggering some weird primal rage. The “S_______mart” is not helping
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Dec 20, 2023 16:48
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IN THIS OFFICE We do COMPLIANCE We do ACCURATE TIMESHEET RECORDS We do FREE WATER
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Dec 20, 2023 16:48
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In this office there is a large tree that we don't talk about and have to work around
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Dec 20, 2023 16:48
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be& honest &CAKE
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Dec 20, 2023 16:52
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It looks like you've been slipping a bit in your punctuality and laughter competencies, what we'd like to start seeing is some hearty guffaws as you clock in every morning at no later than 7:55 AM.
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Karate Bastard posted:The wily machinations of the perfidious cum thief So you've met my ex already. teen witch posted:
My laughter is always punctual when the boss makes a joke. Time to clock in and take a poo poo.
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teen witch posted:
WE DO GREAT THONGS
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We communicate & ustem.
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be & honest ... & CAKE
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Zoe do RESPECT
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Honest cakes get ate. Be a dishonest cake and survive. just lie everyone you're a puffer fish or something.
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dr_rat posted:Honest cakes get ate. POISON FISH POISON FISH OH TASTY FISH
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Liquid Chicken posted:Meanwhile someplace in India.... That Classically Abby
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IN THIS HOUSE We believe in the SNYDER CUT We FART on BIGFOOTS balls We eat LEAVES and poo poo MARBLES We believe in only 1 GENDER We BACK THE BLUEberries And recognize only ONE PRESIDENT, Ted Benson (IND) TRESPASS here, and we'll stick a MR MAGORIUMS WONDER EMPORIUM dvd in your rear end!
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I'm wondering if they misspelled 'gum' or intended to tell us it's cumin based, cumin being commonly used in folk medicine.
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Dec 20, 2023 18:21
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No, they meant cum.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:IN THIS HOUSE Oh poo poo. My bad, homes.
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Aramis posted:Most of that is just eye-rolling platitudes, but holy poo poo can that "we do friendship" go gently caress itself. But it's very rustic and down to earth so it must be true.
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Dec 20, 2023 18:26
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for a moment there I read 'we do help' as 'we do the help' which made more sense.
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https://youtu.be/exPTDgcnuhs?si=ztMosKMpd9Sblky1
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Go away from here with the helpful mnemonics designed to help train more medical staff, this is the cursed thread!
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:IN THIS HOUSE The real curse is the idea that Rebel Moon has a director's cut, considering Snyder should've had complete control when making it for Netflix.
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Captain Hygiene posted:It looks like you've been slipping a bit in your punctuality and laughter competencies, what we'd like to start seeing is some hearty guffaws as you clock in every morning at no later than 7:55 AM. Your Living is adequate, but your Loving and Laughing is less than we'd like to see. Perhaps we can find a way to improve it when you come in this Sunday morning.
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HAPPINESS IS MENDATORY
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By popular demand posted:Go away from here with the helpful mnemonics designed to help train more medical staff, this is the cursed thread! https://youtu.be/7tFp674luH4?si=biRNFR4u2xDdHkfB
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By popular demand posted:I'm wondering if they misspelled 'gum' or intended to tell us it's cumin based, cumin being commonly used in folk medicine. No it’s some ancient English nonsense last time this …. came up.
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Catastrophe posted:stolen from Reddit (I'M SORRY!) but someone mentioned they saw this near a house they're currently moving into. Vultures. Now, is it a bad thing when you notice a swarm of scavenging birds of prey who feast on death gathering around a neighbor's door? I had a loss in Norristown, PA involving vultures roosting (and trying to nest) on the flat rubber membrane roof of a commercial building. They tore the living poo poo out of the roof membrane, and were worrying the line-set on the A/C unit. Cleared all of the insulation off of the low-side piping. Not to mention, making GBS threads everywhere. The owner initially scared them off by hanging a 'dead vulture carcass' (not a real one, obviously, but a decoy; it looked very real, like it had been hanging for a couple weeks) but they eventually cottoned on to it being a sculpture & came back. Not that he wanted to, but you can't just kill them; he contacted the state, who confirmed that - but also offered no advice or service to move them along, either. Roof & A/C damage was over $25K. Not sure if he ever got rid of them, although the commotion involved in replacing a roof & mechanicals would probably ward them off, At least, for a while. Turns out, one of them finds a spot that suits, and invites all of their friends to hang out. PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Dec 20, 2023 |
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