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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Remembered it when Punk posted some corny bullshit and this should be in The Lourve

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Punkpilled

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Nutsdrilled

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Yaya posted:

I feel like not enough people talk about the time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts

Folks...

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Shard posted:

Punkpilled

From the Matt Christman Cushblog:

Punkpilled - to have experienced a blithe resignation to the failure of leftist/progressive movements in professional wrestling to overcome smart-markism, electoralistic money mark promoter bias, and fascist fed-nationalism; couples with a semi-ironic desire to profess bourgeois attitudes of locker room leader apathy, jocular antagonism to backstage politics, and idolize outward symbols of petty materialism, a.k.a. Punk getting his balls smashed in with an elbow drop from Satoshi Kojima

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

super macho dude posted:

From the Matt Christman Cushblog:

Punkpilled - to have experienced a blithe resignation to the failure of leftist/progressive movements in professional wrestling to overcome smart-markism, electoralistic money mark promoter bias, and fascist fed-nationalism; couples with a semi-ironic desire to profess bourgeois attitudes of locker room leader apathy, jocular antagonism to backstage politics, and idolize outward symbols of petty materialism, a.k.a. Punk getting his balls smashed in with an elbow drop from Satoshi Kojima

now someone recreate that time Kojima dropped an elbow on Punk's nuts as a political cartoon

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Giant elbow labelled “Colorado” landing directly on an orange nutsack wearing a blonde wig

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

the nuts are taxes!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Shard posted:

now someone recreate that time Kojima dropped an elbow on Punk's nuts as a political cartoon

Barry Bluejeans fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Dec 21, 2023

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Jay white made me remember someone's balls got destroyed

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Nut destroying Christmas Carol

Purple Monkey
May 5, 2014

:phone:Hello
Smashed yambag Jones ova here. But I digress

Purple Monkey fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Dec 21, 2023

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Purple Monkey posted:

Smashed yambag Jones ova here. But I digress

Yeah, ya know, I know from personal experience an elbow drop smash from Kojima to the lower extremity region is NO JOKE brotha I can tell you that

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
This Christmas time had me thinking about The Nutcracker, which then reminded me of my favourite nutcracker of them all: Satoshi Kojima's elbow.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
God bless us, everyone.


History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




crush dong merrily from high

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Hark! The herald angels sing
"Glory to his nuts that swing
Satoshi "Bread King" Kojima smiled
CM Punks' his penis defiled"
Joyful all ye smart marks rise
A flying elbow drop from the skies
Something Awful posters proclaim
"Laugh out loud Punk's balls are in pain"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Writer Cath posted:

God bless us, everyone.




the nutcracker, a Christmas tradition :allears:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


remembered

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
I clicked on this thread and then I remembered the night Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punks yambag. We truly are blessed.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

beepo posted:

I clicked on this thread and then I remembered the night Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punks yambag. We truly are blessed.

change your name by a couple of letters please.

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran

Shard posted:

change your name by a couple of letters please.

I'm a little slow this morning. Is this a Beepie jr thing or something else?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

beepo posted:

I clicked on this thread and then I remembered the night Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punks yambag. We truly are blessed.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

beepo posted:

I'm a little slow this morning. Is this a Beepie jr thing or something else?

It's a beepie thing lol















bump

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus





Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Right in the dick.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Writer Cath posted:

Right in the dick.

:laffo: thank you for reminding me of this

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
remembered

A Real Horse
Oct 26, 2013





For your hard work this year, please enjoy this gif of Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk in the dick

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

A Real Horse posted:




For your hard work this year, please enjoy this gif of Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk in the dick

Happy new year

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




he checked his rear end di-reck-ed-ly into the balls crushed hotel

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


A Real Horse posted:




For your hard work this year, please enjoy this gif of Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk in the dick

happy new year indeed

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

I started this gif like 1.5 seconds before midnight so Satoshi Kojima's elbow drop to CM Punk's nuts happened right at the new year.

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Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




tired: ball dropping in Times Square
wired: elbow dropping squarely upon Punk's balls

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