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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:i watched the barbie movie and i didn't think it was very good. 30 minutes of movie in a 2 hour sack. almost as if the premise of "what if there was a Barbie movie" is not enough premise to sustain an entire film... i watched it a 2nd time with my gf when it came out on max and i feel exactly the same way. everything everywhere all at once felt way too long too
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AnimeIsTrash posted:i watched it a 2nd time with my gf when it came out on max and i feel exactly the same way. whatever happened to the 90 minute feature
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dr_rat posted:Trying to remember one film, where it starts with two people in plate dueling, and it shows the swords not really doing much, and the fight ending with a knife through the helmet visor, which, yeah, one of the most common ways a fight with someone in plate actually ended. Probably thinking of ‘The King’. Every fight basically comes down to shanking or claw hammering knights. Not sure how accurate it was but I loved the score and cast, and Chalomet as twink goth King Henry
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:whatever happened to the 90 minute feature It's fascist .
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:whatever happened to the 90 minute feature don't be ridiculous, you can't fit a whole movie into 90 minutes. it's impossible
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In Training posted:It's fascist . The end result of a fascist dystopian world take over, mandatory watching every new 300 hr+ new avengers movie every opening weekend. This does not do good things for ensuring the trains run on time.
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Durf posted:Probably thinking of ‘The King’. Every fight basically comes down to shanking or claw hammering knights. super underrated movie imo, was it even in theaters?
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loquacius posted:torn on whether the Banjo-Kazooie kids' cartoon should have real voice acting or just pseudo-voices like from the games plus pantomime (no subtitles ofc, it's for kids) do people only remember the noises and not that the games had actual dialogue and a ton of jokes
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Bro Dad posted:polanski version has one the best fight scenes of all time It does depict mobility in plate armor well, because they dressed up two dudes in metal armor and had them go at it, but in terms of "how would medieval knights or any professional warrior have fought in armor", it's not good at all. They're mostly just flailing around. Nice job with hooking the knee early in that fight, though. Knights were professional soldiers and killers, they were quite good and well-trained fighters. This doesn't show that.
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does anybody else feel like the pendulum is starting to swing the other way when it comes to “woke” culture?
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Wizard Master posted:does anybody else feel like the pendulum is starting to swing the other way when it comes to “woke” culture? What do you mean?
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wizard mastehhh
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Wizard Master posted:does anybody else feel like the pendulum is starting to swing the other way when it comes to “woke” culture? that term has been successfully poisoned like "welfare" or "political correctness" so it's impossible to say
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Dec 21, 2023 10:12
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Short movies are for children.
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Wizard Master posted:does anybody else feel like the pendulum is starting to swing the other way when it comes to “woke” culture? so you mean.. like the people from that one horrible comic where everyone is really mean? Crossed i think?
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Wizard Master posted:does anybody else feel like the pendulum is starting to swing the other way when it comes to “woke” culture? No serious company is going to stop diversity and inclusiveness programs. You will see movies/tv writers and celebrities espousing the counter-woke poo poo because they want money from the same people who buy Manscaping products
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Nonsense posted:Short movies are for children. Short movies are short, children are short, I mean this all logically follows.
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can you really call it "woke" when all these shows and movies just put you to sleep???
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Nonsense posted:Short movies are for children. my favorite children's film, Night and Fog
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Ghost Leviathan posted:do people only remember the noises and not that the games had actual dialogue and a ton of jokes yeah obviously if there's jokes I'm not in favor
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Wizard Master posted:does anybody else feel like the pendulum is starting to swing the other way when it comes to “woke” culture? Yup. Coco melon was the final straw.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:do people only remember the noises and not that the games had actual dialogue and a ton of jokes having been viscously and repeatedly trolled by FYAD, I now instinctively withdraw from jokes
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Wizard Master posted:does anybody else feel like the pendulum is starting to swing the other way when it comes to “woke” culture? yeah like 2 years ago
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Wizard Master posted:does anybody else feel like the pendulum is starting to swing the other way when it comes to “woke” culture? I don't really think a pendulum is swinging much these days like, you can't have sexy exploitation stuff in movies anymore, streaming TV had a brief period where you could but that's p much over too. Barbie was essentially a White Feminism movie and it was a blockbuster. But also people can see through when idpol is applied cynically, see: Disney trying to convince everyone that every single MCU thing was a triumph of social justice and increasingly failing at it. The alt-right are really trying to make a pendulum swing the other way (boycotting beer brands over being insufficiently fascistic in their advertising etc) but I don't really think there's anything to swing
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Suleman posted:Spoilered for unnecessary sword nerd nitpicking: Not a poleaxe or bollocks dagger in sight
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I watched the first ep of reacher season 2 with a friend and it was awful, that dude can't act for poo poo and after a while you get used to how big he is and stop hooting And he thinks poo poo like "back in caveman times there were cool guys and lame guys, guess I'm one of the cool guys" I guess it's masculinity porn for dads but it seemed very boring. I don't get it at all.
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Season 2 has definitely been less fun I think it worked in season 1 because he had nothing going for him and kept getting his rear end kicked and this season he's like the terminator he needs to get beat up
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In the Barbie movie, the Barbies all freely chose patriarchy when Ken-prime explained it to them.
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The way the Barbies formented strife within the color revolution was very lib fascism
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Greg12 posted:In the Barbie movie, the Barbies all freely chose patriarchy when Ken-prime explained it to them. they made a movie about how the only goal of politics is punishing your enemies out of spite and taking the things they like from them
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Fascists are people who like horses. Very mean to mlp fans, just such a shots fired at Hasbro by Mattel.
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ken brings a hummer to barbie world which barbie is disgusted and confused by, but then by the end of the film, it has become a pink barbie hummer
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:they made a movie about how the only goal of politics is punishing your enemies out of spite and taking the things they like from them and they solve all their problems by voting
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:they made a movie about how the only goal of politics is punishing your enemies out of spite and taking the things they like from them Yup. Critical support for the Kens against the reactionary Barbies.
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it would be a good idea for like an extended length sketch. like a 5 or 7 minute short film. i think you could fit all of the really good jokes from the movie in that span.
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lancelot du lac seemed pretty realistic armour-wise
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In Training posted:Yup. Critical support for the Kens against the reactionary Barbies.
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women just dont want to see dudes rocking
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AnimeIsTrash posted:women just dont want to see dudes rocking
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