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Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
King charles is def gonna die in 2024 :yeah:

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Putting in my (incomplete) list for 2024:

Christopher Walken (80 years old)
Christopher Lloyd (85 years old)
Steve Martin (78 years old)
Robert Redford (87, somehow older than Christopher Walken by 7 years, wtf)
Mitch McConnell (next best option now that Kissinger is gone)

Lloyd and Martin have looked the same-ish since the 90’s, but the reaper doesn’t care how well you age or what surgeries you get.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
Oh man, Raquel Welch was in February?

That sucks.

I'm saying Jimmy Carter 2024, because that's typically how it goes. 2025 at the latest.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Did anyone have Andre Braugher?

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Oh gently caress, just looked over my first post and realised one of my wild cards came in 6 months ago! drat

EDIT: Holy gently caress, two of them did! Cundalini died in Febuary!

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

backing previous:

Kanye
Trump
Cleese
Eastwood
Putin
Alda

wild cards:

Tina Turner
Zalinsky
Dick Johnson
Molly Meldrum
Paul Johnstone (Cundalini from Mad Max)
Roger Ward (Fifi from Mad Max)
Danny Glover
Andy Hamilton

Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Dec 13, 2023

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

Icon Of Sin posted:

Christopher Lloyd (85 years old)

Curse of Xenahort means he'll die before the release of Kingdom Hearts 4. They only cast actors literally on the verge of death to voice Xenahort

manero
Jan 30, 2006

I feel like Jimmy Carter is the center free square on a bingo card at this point.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Yeah it's him or democracy at this point

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

anyone making predictions for 2024 with time still on the clock for 2023 is a coward

you know there will be at least one more between now and new year's, I'll call Lee Corso

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Icon Of Sin posted:

Putting in my (incomplete) list for 2024:

Christopher Walken (80 years old)
Christopher Lloyd (85 years old)
Steve Martin (78 years old)
Robert Redford (87, somehow older than Christopher Walken by 7 years, wtf)
Mitch McConnell (next best option now that Kissinger is gone)

Lloyd and Martin have looked the same-ish since the 90’s, but the reaper doesn’t care how well you age or what surgeries you get.

Dude I remember seeing a Steve Martin early show where he had white hair, not grey, not salt and pepper. He has always been old

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
André Braugher

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I liked this thread better when I thought it was about a marvel superhero

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Gonna add: Alex Jones - Suicide

people say it was the govt

i know it was an inside job

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Dustin Hoffman

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Anyone have Andre Braugher, he was only 62.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

That one came out of nowhere, rip good actor guy.

SpunNDone
Dec 14, 2023
https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1734418621357568338

Also Jeffrey Foskett of the rock band The Beach Boys died.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jeffrey-foskett-whose-falsetto-powered-192554957.html

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Yeah, that's a driftingmouse post.It's almost funny how obscure these people are. Is there a service that lists z level celebrity deaths?

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Dec 14, 2023

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Darth Brooks posted:

Yeah, that's a driftingmouse post.It's almost funny how obscure these people are. Is there a service that lists z level celebrity deaths?

gently caress yeah Darth Brooks! I mean everyone here knows who you are

Cumberland
Dec 18, 2023
https://www.tmz.com/2023/12/18/max-payne-star-james-mccaffrey-dead-dies-cancer/

Was anyone expecting James McCaffrey, voice actor of the video game character Max Payne to die.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

We should solve cancer imo.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

We should solve cancer imo.

looking into it…

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
2024 Trump self inflicted death via hambederhereahathhhhhhhh

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


flubber nuts posted:

Henry Kissinger

winner

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

New thread is posted. Read the rules and follow the instructions. That will become the discussion thread on January 1st. Only post your picks over there until then.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
okay duly noted, no sneaky poo poo like this either

Darth Brooks posted:

3. Penis Van Lesbian C'mon man, it was funny when you were twelve

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

I’ll probably have to get some mod support to clean that poo poo up over there. I guess I forgot who my audience was.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Pac and Cheese posted:

okay duly noted, no sneaky poo poo like this either

Are you angry that i made a Dick Van Dyke joke?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Darth Brooks posted:

Are you angry that i made a Dick Van Dyke joke?

i just thought it would be funny to rat you out when i was breaking the rules too, nothing to do with dick van dyke

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

You want to put the people who you think are most likely to die at the bottom of your list, am I understanding that right?

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Lister posted:

You want to put the people who you think are most likely to die at the bottom of your list, am I understanding that right?

If they are young, I would put them at number 10 to squeeze as many points out of them as I can. A 25 year old placed at number 1 is worth 76 points, but a 25 year old placed at number 10 is worth 85 points.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Should we add a rule that hits take priority over points? If one person nails 9 out of 10 next year, I would hate to name someone else the winner that had four hits worth a buttload of points.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I don’t really care about the points, sounds like too much bookkeeping that goons will inevitably argue over to the bitter end.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Icon Of Sin posted:

I don’t really care about the points, sounds like too much bookkeeping that goons will inevitably argue over to the bitter end.

I can see that happening too. I’m really leaning toward a simple rule that whoever has the highest body count will win regardless of the points.

Edit: Okay I’m gonna allow figureheads like the Royal family, because everyone knows the PM has the real power. Popes are fair game as well.

And whoever stacks up the most bodies wins!

Fuckstick fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Dec 20, 2023

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Fuckstick posted:

I’m really leaning toward a simple rule that whoever has the highest body count will win regardless of the points.

:agreed: Otherwise calculating handicapping/points would be unmanageable. For instance, a younger person who heavily abuses drugs might well have higher risk of death than an older person in good health. Stick with a simple body count.

Also, if a poster is convicted of murdering anyone on their list, they are disqualified.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

BigBadSteve posted:


Also, if a poster is convicted of murdering anyone on their list, they are disqualified.

Oh believe me I added that rule right away. I know some goon would probably try it :blastu:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fuckstick posted:

Oh believe me I added that rule right away. I know some goon would probably try it :blastu:

I did three months in Jail come at me

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Not that I necessarily expect this to happen, but what happens if someone on your 2024 list dies in 2023?

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
You have until January 1st to change your pool so if someone dies it’s on you to change it beforehand

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Bam Margera
Gary Busey
Bob Newheart (:()
Bret Michaels
Mitch McConnell
Charlie Sheen (lets go for double and say Joe Estevez too)
Sam Hyde looks like he has suicide written all over him
Alex Jones

Wishful thinking:
Donald Trump
Putin

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